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Clips from Harold and Maude

"I don't know what to do."
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"Go and have a talk with your Uncle Victor."
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"Perhaps he can fathom you."
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"After all, he was General MacArthur's right-hand man."
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"[Man] Well, what do you say, Harold?"
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"- Ah, it's a great life. - [Footsteps Marching In Sync]"
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"and you'll get a chance to see the war firsthand."
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"- And there are plenty of slant-eyed girls. - [Man] Hup!"
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"Ah, it'll make a man out of you, Harold."
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"You'll travel the world, put on a uniform, and take on a man's job."
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"[Man] Hup!"
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"You'll walk tall, with a glint in your eye and a spring in your step..."
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"and the knowledge in your heart..."
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"that you are working for peace..."
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"and are serving your country..."
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"- just like Nathan Hale! - [Man] Ready!"
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"Now, that's what this country needs..."
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"- [Rifles Cocking] - More Nathan Hales."
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"- [Man] Fire! - [Gunfire]"
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"- [Man] Hup! - Harold..."
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"I think I can see..."
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"a little Nathan Hale in you."
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"[Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1]"
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"Tell me, Harold..."
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"how many of these, uh, suicides have you performed?"
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"An accurate number would be difficult to gauge."
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"Well, just give me a rough estimate."
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"- A rough estimate? - Mm."
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"I'd say..."
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"fifteen."
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"- Fifteen? - That's a rough estimate."
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"Were they all done for your mother's benefit?"
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"No. No."
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"I would not say "benefit.""
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"Harold, I only have a few minutes, dear..."
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"and I do want to inform you of my decision."
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"You have led a very carefree, idle..."
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"happy life up to the present... the life of a child."
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"But it is time now to put away childish things..."
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"and take on adult responsibilities."
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"Oh, we would all like to sail through life..."
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"with no thought of tomorrow, but that cannot be."
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"We have our duties..."
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"our obligations, our principles."
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"In short, Harold..."
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"[Organ]"
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"[Man] Let us pray to the Lord, king of glory..."
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"that he may bless and deliver the souls of all faithful departed..."
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"Deliver them from the lion's mouth and the darkness therein..."
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"and rather bring them to..."
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"the blessing of light, holy life, and eternal rest."
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""O Lord..."
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"do not bring your servant to trial..."
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"- for no man... - [Woman] Psst!"
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"Becomes holy in your sight unless you grant him..."
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"forgiveness of all his sins."
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"We implore you therefore, do not let the verdict..."
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"- of your judgment go against him... - Psst!"
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"by the help of your grace, may he escape..."
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"the sentence which he deserves, for during..."
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"his earthly life, he was signed with the seal of the Holy Trinity."
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"You who live..."
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"and reign forever and ever."
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"Amen.""
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"Psst!"
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"- No, thank you. - You're welcome."
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"- No. - Me neither."
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"I heard he's 80 years old. I'll be 80 next week."
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"[Whispering] Good time to move on, don't you think?"
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"but at 85 you're just marking time."
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"- [Whistle Blowing] - You may as well look over the horizon."
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"[Marching Band]"
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"I'll never understand this mania for black."
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"Nobody sends black flowers, do they?"
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"Black flowers are dead flowers."
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"Who sends dead flowers to a funeral?"
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"- [Whistle Blows] - [Continues]"
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"- What is your name? - Harold. Harold Chasen."
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"Oh, how do you do? I'm Dame Marjorie Chardin, but you may call me Maude."
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"- How do you do? Nice to meet you. - Well, thank you."
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"I think we're going to be great friends, don't you?"
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"Can I give you a lift, Harold?"
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"No, thank you. I have my own car."
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"Well, I must be off. We shall have to meet again."
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"Ah..."
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"Tell me, do you dance?"
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"- Pardon me? - Do you sing and dance?"
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"- Uh, no. - "Uh, no.""
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"I thought not. [Laughing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"That woman... she took my car!"
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"I have here, Harold, the form sent out..."
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"by the National Computer Dating Service."
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"They screen out the fat and the ugly..."
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"so it is obviously a firm of high standards."
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"First, here is the personality interview..."
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"which you are to fill out and return."
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"Now, then, are you ready, Harold?"
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""Are you uncomfortable meeting new people?""
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"Well, I think that's a yes. Don't you agree, Harold?"
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""Should sex education be taught outside the home?""
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"Oh, I would say no. Wouldn't you, Harold?"
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"Yeah, we'll give a D there. Three:"
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""Should women run for president of the United States?""
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"I don't see why not. Absolutely yes."
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"in relating them to others?""
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"You don't do that, do you, Harold?"
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"No. Absolutely no."
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""Do you often get the feeling that perhaps life isn't worth living?""
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"Oh, we'll put down C... "not sure." Mm-hmm."
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""Is the subject of sex being overexploited..."
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"Well, that would have to be yes, wouldn't it?"
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""Is it difficult for you to accept criticism?""
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""Do you sometimes have headaches or backaches after a difficult day?""
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"Yes, I do indeed."
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""Do you go to sleep easily?""
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""Do you believe in capital punishment for murder?""
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"Oh, yes, I do indeed."
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""In your opinion, are social affairs usually a waste of time?""
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"Heavens no!"
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