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Clips from Harold and Maude

""Can God influence our lives?""
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"Oh, yes. Absolutely yes."
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""Does your personal religion or philosophy include a life after death?""
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"Oh, yes indeed."
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"That's absolutely."
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""Did you enjoy life when you were a child?""
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"Oh, yes. You were a wonderful baby, Harold."
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""Do you think the sexual revolution has gone too far?""
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""Do you find the idea of wife-swapping distasteful?""
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"I even find the question distasteful."
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""Do you...""
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"Harold, please!"
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""Do you have ups and downs without obvious reason?""
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"[Chuckling] That's you, Harold."
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"Has been a good friend"
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"But I won't need it"
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"When I reach the end"
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"Miles from nowhere"
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"I guess I'll take my time"
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"To reach there"
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"Psst!"
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"Dearest brothers..."
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"let us faithfully and lovingly remember our brother..."
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"whom God has taken to himself..."
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"from the trials of this world."
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"God have mercy."
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"Christ have mercy. Lord have mercy."
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"[All] Our Father who art in heaven..."
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"hallowed be thy name."
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"Thy kingdom come, thy will be done..."
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"Give us this day our daily bread..."
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"as we forgive those who have trespassed against us..."
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"but deliver us from evil. Amen."
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"Bring tea for the tillerman"
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"Steak for the sun"
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"Wine for the woman who made the rain come"
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"Seagulls, sing your hearts away"
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"'Cause while the sinners sin"
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"The children play"
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"Oh, Lord how they play and play"
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"For that happy day For that happy day"
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"My boy, excuse me."
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"One moment, please."
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"Who was that old lady who was waving to you earlier?"
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"Hello, Harold. Can I give you a lift?"
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"Oh, there you are, madam."
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"Were you not the lady who drove my car off yesterday?"
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"Was that the one with the Saint Christopher medal on the dashboard?"
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"- Yes. - Then I suppose it was me."
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"Oh, yes. How did you like that?"
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"- Well, I didn't. - Oh, don't be too discouraged."
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"For aesthetic appreciation, always a little time."
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"What a delight it is, Harold, to bump into you again."
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"I knew we were gonna be good friends the moment I saw you."
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"You go to funerals often, don't you?"
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"- Uh, yeah. - Yeah, so do I."
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"They're such fun, aren't they? It's all change, all revolving."
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"Burials and births, one linked to the other."
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"The great circle of life."
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"Hey, this old thing handles well."
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"- Ever drive a hearse, Harold? - Yeah."
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"Well, it's a new experience for me."
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"Good on curves."
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"Shall I take you home, Harold?"
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"Uh, this is my car."
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"- Your hearse? - "Yearse.""
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"[Maude] Oh!"
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"Then you shall take me home."
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"So just before he left for the monastery in Tibet..."
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"but not as many as you might think."
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"Once you have your basic set, it's then only a question of variation."
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"You hop in any car you want and just drive off?"
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"I'm always looking for the new experience."
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"Maybe."
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"Nevertheless, I think you're upsetting people."
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"I don't know if that's right."
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"Well, if some people get upset because they feel they have a hold on some things..."
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"I'm merely acting as a gentle reminder..."
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"here today, gone tomorrow, so don't get attached to things."
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"Now, with that in mind..."
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"I'm not against collecting stuff."
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"I've collected quite a lot of stuff in my time."
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"This is all memorabilia..."
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"but it's incidental, not integral, if you know what I mean."
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"- Oh! The birds. - Wow."
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"They're the only wildlife I get to see anymore."
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"Ah, me. Free as a bird."
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"You know, at one time I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries."
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"But I decided that was an idea way before its time."
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"Zoos are full. Prisons are overflowing."
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"[Sighs] Oh, my."
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"How the world still..."
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"Uh, please sit down, Harold."
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"I'll put the kettle on. We'll have a nice hot cup of tea."
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"Oh, thank you, but I really have to go."
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"Oh, but it's oat straw tea. You've never had oat straw tea, have you?"
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"- No. - Well, then."
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"No, but I really do have to go. I have an appointment."
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"- I really can't miss it. - Oh. At the dentist?"
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"Kind of."
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"Well, then, you'll just have to come back and visit."
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"- All right. - Promise?"
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"I promise."
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"Harold?"
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"I asked, "Do you have any friends?""
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"- No. - None at all?"
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"No."
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"Maybe one."
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"Would you care to talk about this friend?"
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"[Emphatically] No."
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"I find you a very interesting case, Harold..."
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"but this reluctance on your part is detrimental to the psychoanalytical process."
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"Very well."
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"Your mother tells me, Harold, that she's arranging..."
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"several dates for you with some young ladies."
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"How do you feel about that?"
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"[Snoring]"
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"Hello, I'm Candy Gulf."
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"How do you do? I'm Mrs. Chasen. Do come in."
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