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Clips from Family Guy - Better Off Meg (S18E18)

"But now, here to help you mourn, an artist who specializes"
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"It's good to be here."
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"Then I'm probably your father."
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"Ooh, pwned!"
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"Whoa, looks like the school really is missing Meg."
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"Chris, Brian, would you help Peter?"
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"He's one of those "has to be supported"
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"by both elbows" mourners."
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"I'm gonna need three seats for my elbow supporters."
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"Stewie, you look depressed."
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"You still upset about Meg?"
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"No, it's just this gym is sad."
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"If you haven't won a championship since 1982,"
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"just take the banner down."
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"Well, Meg,"
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"looks like you really are dead this time."
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"They say your life flashes before your eyes when you die."
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"I wonder what I'll see."
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"(groans)"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"I'm a tomato."
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"(all retching)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Mr. Conway Twitty."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"I was in the Kingsmfight!"
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"That could've been in there."
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"I can do stuff."
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"I-I can be a part of a comedy team!"
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"Look, hey, Chris, who's on first?"
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"A baseball player. (laughs)"
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"I'm gonna show them."
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"I'm gonna live."
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"I'm getting out of here."
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"Now let's see, if I whap my forehead"
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"against this cement floor enough times,"
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"I think I can create a blood luge"
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"to slide myself out on."
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"can be in the highlight..."
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"-(strums) -(cheering and applause)"
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"Wasn't he terrific?"
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"to take whichever student he wishes home with him tonight."
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"(scattered clapping)"
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"And finally, the Quiznos"
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"taken out a full page ad in the yearbook"
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"Quiznos, go ahead and stand up."
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"Come on, in the back, you guys have been great."
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"Oh, she's so lucky!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm alive! I'm alive!"
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"(gasps) Meg!"
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"Those are dark-soled shoes."
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"She's wearing dark-soled shoes on the gym floor!"
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"Sneakers only in the gym, guys."
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"Oh, my God, Meg!"
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"I'm so glad you're alive!"
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"What happened?"
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"He did this!"
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"Are you saying Chris saved your life?"
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"This calls for a celebration."
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"All right, everyone throw confetti"
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"and ruin the janitor's weekend."
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"This is our last chance to get laid before Janitor College!"
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"No! Chris kidnapped me so he could stay popular!"
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"Chris?"
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"It's true, Mom."
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"I owe my sister an apology."
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"I shouldn't have treated her the way I did."
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"And I think if Meg were here today,"
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"I am here!"
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"I'm right here!"
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"Anyway, Meg, wherever you are,"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Damn it, I'm giving a speech! I want to tell you--"
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"Very loud chant! Very loud chant!"
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"Very loud chant! Very loud chant!"
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"Oh, my God, Meg, I'm so glad you're back."
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"We love you, honey."
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"I love you, too, Mom."
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"Yeah, Meg, I'm just really glad this whole ordeal is over."
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"STEWIE (over radio): Glad this whole ordeal is what?"
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"-Over. -(audience laughing)"
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"Come on!"
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"I'm sorry I faked my own death, Mom."
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"It's okay, Meg."
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"Actually, I should've known."
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"Faking stuff is part of being a woman."
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"-Really? -Oh, yeah."
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"Women fake a lot of things."
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"You faked your death, I fake orgasms and being"
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"impressed by my husband's accomplishments at work."
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"Hey, Lois, guess who got to erase"
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"the white board in a meeting today?"
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"Oh, my!"
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"I think someone's earned himself"
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"Mama Lois' famous egg salad, huh?"
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"Oh, yum!"
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"Oh, today just keeps getting better and better!"
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"Dad, I thought you hated Mom's egg salad."
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"Chris, part of being a man is faking things."
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"And anyway, I give it to that raccoon outside who likes me."
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"I thought you hated that guy."
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"Part of being a raccoon is faking things."
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"Like orgasms or pretending to like people"
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"who give you egg salad."
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"LOIS: Oh, Peter!"
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"PETER: Oh, Lois!"
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"RACCOON: Oh, other raccoon!"
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"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"(Lois cries quietly)"
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"-(laughter) -Oh!"
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"I want to make Meg's death about me."
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"You think I don't know that?!"
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"What? Chris would never do that."
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"(sighs)"
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"The usual, please."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"(phone ringing)"
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