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Clips from Schitt's Creek - The Cabin (S01E01)

"Yeah, okay, but just keep in mind,"
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"there's only 60 amp service there."
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"So, don't be plugging a lot of gadgets in all at once, if you know what I mean."
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"All right, directions."
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"Super easy, Johnny. Here's what I want you to do."
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"Okay, I want you take highway 10 to Loon Lake Road North, okay?"
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"I want you to take a right there."
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"There's gonna be a split in the fence,"
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"I want you to go left at that split, and keep going."
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"And then, you're gonna find Pine Road."
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"Now, you go up Pine Road,"
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"It's old, it's big, you can't miss it."
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"You go down the hill to the left and we're the third cabin on the right."
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"Okay? The key's under the mat."
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"- Got it. - Really?"
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"Key is under the mat."
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"So, I think I'm gonna go next door because your mess is making me anxious."
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"What mess?"
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"You know how clean my apartment was in New York."
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"It was so clean. It was really clean."
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"Well, it was very clean because you had a maid to keep it very clean for you."
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"No. I kept it clean after Cecilia cleaned."
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"Anyway, I think it's best if we just take some space"
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"and I am looking forward to sleeping in a bed that is not made for a toddler."
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"Okay. I'll just chill here in my own space and..."
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe I'll do a mask or something,"
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"and check in with myself and see how I'm doing..."
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"- Okay, so, we're good? - Yeah."
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"Okay. See you tomorrow."
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"Okay."
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"I'm out of mask."
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"I was so bored in there!"
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"I'm sorry to hear that."
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"Okay, so, I think that we should take advantage of mom and dad being gone."
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"I am."
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"Okay, but like, throwing a party, or something."
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"No. Absolutely not."
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"Just a tiny, little, casual motel party."
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"Okay, Alexis, I have no interest in finding out"
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"But you do have an interest in lounging on a bed"
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"that mom and dad have had sex all over?"
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"Why would you do that to me right now?"
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"David, I miss my life, and I miss doing things,"
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"and I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances"
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"who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming."
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"Will you? Just a few people. Please?"
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"You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out"
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"with people other than me."
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"- Obviously. - Okay, so?"
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"Okay, fine. Something small. Like, a little games night."
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"No. Like a little games night, period."
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"Okay, fine. And then, if it turns into something else,"
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"it turns into something else."
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"Any more, and game play gets too yelly."
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"It gets very yelly."
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"Okay, this party is gonna be..."
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"- It's not a party. - So much fun!"
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"I'm so excited!"
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"Rustic but nice, huh?"
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"The great outdoors, Moira."
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"I am shocked and delighted."
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"Yes. I have to say I was nervous about this,"
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"Key's under the mat, is it? The key is under the mat!"
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"That's great! Lying son-of-a..."
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"Idiot man!"
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"Moron!"
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"Oh, good."
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"- John? - Yeah! Coming, honey!"
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"I'm coming."
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"Well, hello."
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"Oh, my car broke down and it's raining,"
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"and I wondered if I might spend the night?"
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"Well, first, let's get you out of those dry clothes"
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"and the barn guy and that girl in the restaurant, we have five,"
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"and obviously, we need an even six for ultimate game play."
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"Obviously, they need to be funny, and smart,"
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"and have well-rounded sense of humor and a wide range of knowledge."
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"- That's funny. - No, I'm serious."
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"- Oh, what about Eric? He finished high school. - Hmm?"
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"I don't love his look."
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"Oh, looks are important? Why don't we throw a pageant?"
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"Trust me, if I had time, we would, but we don't, so..."
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"What about Sarah? She's cute and speaks English."
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"Hmm?"
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"She'd get it?"
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""It," like, the vibe."
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"Understand that games night needs to run a certain way,"
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"otherwise, it won't work."
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"I do now."
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"take them up on their offer."
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"I can't believe what I'm hearing here."
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"and I don't want to turn into my parents."
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"David, are you a dirty Peeping Tom?"
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"Yes, like a small, little games night party."
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"and we'll see where the night takes us."
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"All those types of people move away from here."
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"- Get what? - Like "get it" get it."
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"Well, that's Bob. He's on the town council."
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"Well, it'll take us to a three part games night that ends at 10:00."
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"like a drinking game?"
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"And that is in."
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"Well, what if I'm not a games person?"
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"In the bowl, Eric. Put them in the..."
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"Hey, Mutt, can you pass me..."
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"No, no, no."
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