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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Individually."
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"It was just some girl I hooked up with a few weeks back."
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"And their new neighbors weren't helping."
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"There's my little peanut."
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"(EXHALING)"
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"So, Robin, how's the job and apartment search going?"
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"Awesome. But, God,"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Ooh! Hang on, bro. Go for Barney."
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"I never knew I could love something this much."
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"Wow. You're creating a holiday?"
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"No. The meeting with Mr. Li. Tonight."
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"We're teleconferencing with the Chinese. I'm counting on you, kid."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Not a euphemism. Look, I..."
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"And I thought I was ready to have dinner."
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"Well, I had an early lunch, so I'm ready for dinner."
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"So are Marshall and I ready to have a baby or not?"
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"What does Marshall think?"
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"Probably a lot in that 1950s space helmet of a head he's walking around with."
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"Sorry, I'm rambling. I haven't gotten laid in seven months."
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"Wait, I'm not crying, am I? I usually am. I don't mean to complain. Now I feel bad!"
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"You're just panicking and focusing on the downside."
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"Hey, Lori, before you go, tell me,"
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""World's Greatest Not a Dad" mugs."
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"- Your only hope is to go negative. - Okay."
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"Aw."
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"- Talking baby commercial? - Talking baby commercial."
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"And then, come on, the soft spot? If there's gonna be a self-destruct button,"
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"Where's Lily?"
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"And you'd better bring your A-game for Mr. Li."
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"- Lily. Lily, what are you doing here? - I'm ready, Marshall. Tonight's the night."
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"See, this is exactly why I'm never having kids."
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"(RETCHING)"
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"I, Johnny Banana."
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"- While I'm in there, I'll grab you a tampon. - Great, great."
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"maybe you could ask the wizard to give you a heart."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Gentlemen, Mr. Li,"
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"I just think that you look very nice today."
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"Would you excuse me just for a little, brief second?"
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"What?"
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"Hey, I have a spare bedroom."
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"Why don't you stay with me while you look for a place?"
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"moved in with me."
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"- just to make sure she's really down? - Sure thing."
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"- Barney, it's the cheerleader effect. - No, Ted. That only works for chicks."
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"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"
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"I am not impressed with the talent in here tonight."
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"And the more I drink, the less attractive they get."
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"I'm one Scotch and soda away from the cantina scene in Star Wars."
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"What about those girls over there? They're hot."
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"- They're not hot. - Are you kidding?"
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"I hated their guts the second I saw them. Which means they're hot."
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"In fact, I hated them almost as much as I hated Robin when I first met her."
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"- You hated me? - A lot."
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"Aw."
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"Barney, they're hot."
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"Oh, there is so much to teach you all."
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"You have just become victims of the cheerleader effect."
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"Glad you asked. The cheerleader effect"
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"is when group of women seems hot but only as a group."
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"Just like with cheerleaders."
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"They seem hot, but take each one of them individually?"
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"- Sled dogs. - That's insane."
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"Take a good, hard look at each one of those girls."
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"I don't know. The one on the end is kind of cute."
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"Yeah, she really is."
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"And that, my friends, is the cheerleader effect."
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"Also known as the bridesmaid paradox,"
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"sorority girl syndrome, and for a brief window in the mid-90s,"
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"the Spice Girls conspiracy. Scary Spice indeed."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Barney Stinson. Hi. Okay. Got it."
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"Great, we'll be in touch."
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"Hah."
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"- What? - Apparently, I'm gonna be a dad."
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"What do you mean, you're gonna be a dad? How did this happen?"
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"She's not sure. She's gonna go to the doctor in the morning."
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"Maybe it's a false alarm. Maybe she's not pregnant."
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"Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110 percent."
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"If one of my little Michael Phelpses got loose, he's swimming for the gold."
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"This is a nightmare. I don't want kids."
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"Who in their right mind would ever want kids?"
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"OLDER TED: Now, when you turn 30 and you're"
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"in a couple, a strange thing happens."
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"You start to see babies everywhere."
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"Oh, come on."
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"OLDER TED: Yes, Marshall and Lily were coming down with baby fever."
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"Did you lose a sock there, little dude?"
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"(GASPING)"
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"That is without a doubt the cutest little thing I've ever seen."
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"OLDER TED: That night they sat down to have a serious,"
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"practical discussion about having kids."
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"So, if we have a baby, do you think you could work fewer hours?"
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"Doesn't matter. He's gonna be so cute, I'm gonna eat him up on the first day."
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"Okay. But what about money? We're still in a ton of debt."
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"Well, we'll count our overdue bills on his teenie, tiny fingers."
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"Let's have a baby."
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"(EX CLAIMS) Oh, right now? Oh, okay."
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"OLDER TED: There was just one thing in their way."
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"Scootch over, I TiVo'd The View."
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"OLDER TED: And that thing happened to be unemployed and sleeping on their couch."
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"Oh, you didn't hear? I'm the lead anchor on CNN."
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"And I got a penthouse overlooking Central Park made of gold."
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"Get your head out of your ass, Marshall."
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"They realized if they were going to start a family, they had to plan ahead."
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"So, Robin, would you mind crashing at Ted's tomorrow night?"
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"I'm cooking Marshall a special dinner."
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"- Just dinner. That's it. Nothing else. - ROBIN: Fine."
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"But you better not be as uptight as these idiots"
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"about me shooting beer cans on the roof."
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""Oh, it hurts my ears. The neighbors called the cops."
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""You almost hit me.""
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"Enjoy her, Ted. She's in a real good place right now."
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"(ORGAN PLAYING)"
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"God, it's me, Barney. What up?"
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"I know we don't talk much,"
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"though a lot of girls call out your name because of me."
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"if you could get me out of this,"
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