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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"is supposed to be the happiest day of your life."
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"Say that I'm changed"
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"Say I'm different"
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"I look at that young man"
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"popping and locking his way over to the jukebox"
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"What? How is he dancing right now?"
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"Ted really is happy. He never wanted to get married in the first place."
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"OLDER TED: But as much as my friends really wanted to be there for me,"
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"OLDER TED: Finally, after two weeks, the inevitable emotions boiled over."
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"- Hey, you guys want to get some dinner? - Oh, shut up."
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"It's just, Ted, you've been through something traumatic,"
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"Well, I should have been even worse, okay? I should have gotten mad."
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"Release the berserker. Okay, you ready?"
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"What's the big deal? That's how we do it."
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"Who's "we"? Gutless weenies?"
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"No, "we" is people from the great state of Ohio."
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"Gosh, where would Ted's nuts be?"
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"You'd be doing the same thing if you were in this situation."
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"There is not a person on Earth I would hide under a table from."
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"(FARTING)"
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"Lily, we've all been there. When you've ripped one, it's not pretty."
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"Are you kidding? This was ninth grade. I only had one choice."
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"- No, it wasn't me. It was her. - Oh! As if, Sasser."
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"- Gasser! Gasser! Gasser! - Gasser! Gasser! Gasser!"
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"I'm on the baseball team. I'm cool."
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"Gasser! Gasser!"
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"- Not even, say, Becca DeLucci? - You son of a bitch."
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"Then again, I guess we all paid for dinner. Thanks a lot, guys."
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"Barney, you're the only thing that's keeping me going here."
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"Now we can enjoy our meal in peace..."
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"She's back."
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"Ted, we all think that you need... Wait, where's Barney?"
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"He wanted a son and the fact that I was a girl didn't change his plan."
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"There she goes! Taxi!"
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"Just stay with her, okay?"
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"and bring it all the way back to New Jersey anyway?"
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"But if she's going home, why are we still heading..."
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"- Go get her, buddy! - Go get rid of your demons!"
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"You are going to regret this,"
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"because it's too late."
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"Goodbye."
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"I am not here to win you back."
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"I am here because I need to know that you know"
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"- Mommy! - STELLA: Hey."
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"I could see Stella was meant to be with Tony."
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"It just wasn't mine. Mine was still out there waiting for me."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, the day you get married"
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"The perfect ending to a perfect love story."
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"My wedding, at least my first wedding, didn't go so well."
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"Maybe I finally understand"
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"Say I've let go"
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"It's funny, looking back on it now. I was so sure Stella was the one."
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"And when she left me, I was so devastated."
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"But you guys got me through it. And now the painful part's over."
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"I've come out the other side a little bit stronger."
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"You know, I hardly even think about her anymore."
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"That's what time does, I guess."
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"Ted, the wedding was yesterday. It's been 24 hours."
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"I know. And this is me moving on."
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"A great new chapter of my life began today, and we're gonna celebrate."
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"Right now, we need two things. We need Kool and we need the Gang."
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"It's jukebox time, huh?"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"and I think to myself, "You know, maybe Stella made the right call.""
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"Ow! Pain."
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"Hypothetical. Ted isn't pretending to be happy."
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"Ted just pulled off the greatest train dodge since Stand by Me."
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"Well, not the first kid, but the other kids."
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"No, he is in bad shape."
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"What's up?"
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"Really bad shape. And we need to be there for him."
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"I was, by all appearances, fine."
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"- Hey, buddy. - Want to hang out?"
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"Guys, I'm fine."
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"- Hey, pal, you want to have a catch? - I'm fine."
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"- Hey, kiddo. - (SIGHS) Barney, I'm fine."
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"This is not necessary, and it's actually kind of weird."
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"- No offense, ladies. - I did not realize you'd be home."
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"Ladies, to the stairwell."
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"I'm sorry, sweetie."
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"and we're trying to be there for you as friends, but you're not letting us,"
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"and it's pissing us off, you selfish bitch. Sorry."
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"Look, we're just worried that you're not dealing with this whole Stella thing."
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"Okay, now, do you remember when Lily left me?"
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"You remember how I held in my feelings?"
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"(CRYING) I miss her so much."
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"Yeah, dude, you were a rock."
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"I should have taken your advice and set all of Lily's stuff on fire."
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"Oh. Nice. Thanks, Ted."
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"But I didn't, and I think that that's why it took me so long to get better."
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"So, now, Ted, I want you to explode."
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"Now!"
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"- I'm good. - LILY: No."
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"Guys, get off his back. He's happy."
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"Listen, if Ted were married right now,"
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"he'd be married, he'd be living in New Jersey,"
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"and he'd be married."
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"He's fine. Now, let's eat. How about Flat Michael's?"
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"No, that's 44th and Lex. Can't do it."
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"- Why not? - It's too close to Stella's gym."
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"Might run into her. Anywhere else, though."
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"Okay, how about Hurley's?"
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"Right between Stella's office and her dry cleaners. No, sir."
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"Well, what about Meatloaf Charlie's?"
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"Two blocks from Stella's mother's hairdressers."
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"Well, jeez, Ted, is there anywhere in Manhattan we can go to dinner?"
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"(LAUGHS) Of course. Check this out."
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"- What you got there, Ted? - A little reference map I made for myself."
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"A New York guide to places you might run into Stella Zinman."
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"- That is just ridiculous. - Well, water is blue."
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"You can't live that way."
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"She leaves you at the altar and you're the one avoiding her?"
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"Yes, I'm avoiding her."
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"When life gives us pain, we Buckeyes take that pain and we push it down."
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"And if the pain starts to come up again, we push more pain down on top of it."
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"Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?"
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