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Clips from Superstore (2015) - #Cloud9Fail (S04E04)

"Okay, uh, Jay, I'm putting you in Grocery."
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"Sandra, we haven't even started the Cosmetics reset,"
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"so can you get on that?"
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"- Got it. - Okay, Carol..."
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"I'm moving you off the register,"
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"and, Cheyenne, I need you in Jewelry."
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"I mean, if somebody finds a way"
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"to shoplift a couch, then they deserve it."
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"I get that that's a joke, but in all seriousness, guys,"
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"if you do see someone taking a couch,"
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"See something, say something."
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"And, also, corporate is asking us to cut hours again."
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"Yes, I know. I agree. It sucks."
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"Yeah, it already looks"
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"like the day after the Fyre Festival in here."
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"Oh, did you really? 'Cause I wasn't in Grocery at the time,"
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"so I couldn't have heard you."
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"Did you guys see this picture somebody tweeted?"
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"- What does that even mean? - It's a pun."
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"Remember that commercial... "Tastes Great, Less Filling"?"
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"- In what world is that a pun? - I get it."
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"That picture could be from any Cloud 9."
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"No, I think it was ours."
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"Can somebody please take care of that?"
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"Dibs! Yes."
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"What do we think happened here?"
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"Overdose?"
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"His wife's been flirting with that tennis pro"
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"over in Fitness with the big arms and no head."
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"I'd start there."
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"another one pops up."
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"I feel like I'm playing Whac-A-Mole."
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"That can't still be a game, can it?"
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"With the hitting animals? Never mind."
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"We're just too understaffed."
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"Yeah. No, I-I know. I keep telling corporate,"
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"but they just don't believe me."
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"Yeah, because every time they cut hours,"
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"until something like this happens."
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"Poor guy."
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"Yeah. They've been playing soccer"
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do"
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"I saw this methadone study that pays pretty well,"
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"The money's good and your nipples get super sensitive."
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"I guess I'm gonna have to have a garage sale"
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"You have, like, 83 pairs of sneakers, and you can't walk."
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"Yeah? You got a bunch of hats."
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"You don't bounce around on your head all day."
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"Ah, fair enough."
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"Well, no one will even hire you"
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"if you're on call here all the time."
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"at Abercrombie & Fitch."
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"Oh, I used to have that job, but in a guy's house."
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"Hey, Carol, can you cover Sporting Goods for me?"
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"It's the hardest of all spills, so this is where I shine."
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"Hey, something bothering you?"
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"If there is, you can talk to me about anything."
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"Well..."
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"Sandra's a whore who's [bleep] my boyfriend."
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"Okay, well... Wow. Uh..."
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"It's so good to finally have someone to talk to about this."
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"Thank you, Daddy."
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"No, no. Do the Daddy voice."
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"How much do you think I could get for this?"
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"Oh, no, you're selling that? It's so gorgeous."
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"I was being so sarcastic there, it came off as sincere."
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"It's hideous. Maybe two dollars?"
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"Maybe there's no point in having a garage sale."
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"Well, why can't you just find another way to make money?"
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"Well, I thought about doing a webcam,"
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"And it's like, why does he get to do one and I don't?"
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"Excuse me. How much is this?"
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"It's $59.99. Yeah, they're selling like crazy."
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"- That's the last one. - Okay."
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"Great! I can ring you up here."
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"in the side pocket there, but you can keep those."
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"So we are really concerned about this Twitter photo"
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"of a shopping cart of steaks in your store."
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"It's a big warning sign for us."
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"Yeah, uh, I-I know that it looked bad,"
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"and the big honey spill is... is taken care of."
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"- The what? - The big..."
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"Huh? What?"
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"Look, are you having trouble handling things over there?"
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"No. No, I-I-I got it handled."
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"So you don't think you need more hours, then?"
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"Are... you're... you're offering to give me more hours?"
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"I, uh... I didn't... I didn't realize that was an option."
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"Of course. I mean, if you need them."
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"No, I'll take the hours."
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"I mean..."
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"Or not. I mean, yes, definite..."
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"Yeah, definitely, we'll take the hours."
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"I've been asking corporate for weeks"
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"to give me more hours, and nothing!"
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"and they're like, "Here you go!""
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"See? I told you. They just needed to see that things"
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"would fall apart if they didn't step in."
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"You were totally right."
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"It was my need to be perfect"
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"that was screwing everything up."
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"- stem from your own excellence - I know."
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"We should start encouraging customers"
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"to keep tweeting bad things about us."
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"Yeah, w-why stop there?"
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"of fake Twitter accounts and tweet it ourselves."
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"Ha ha. We should totally do that."
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"We totally should."
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"No, we should actually do that."
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"Yeah, I-I thought I was communicating that"
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"with my eyes, but, yeah, yeah, same page."
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"No, I got it, I've got it. Okay, and what should it say?"
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"Um, okay, how about "Cleanup on Aisle Yuck"?"
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"Eh, I just don't feel like that's MayaJade91's voice."
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""MayaJade91"? What happened to "Steelersfan211"?"
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"about how gross the bathrooms were."
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"MayaJade's a little more spiritual,"
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"more in touch with vibrations"
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"and just kind of, like, the energy surrounding things."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, how about..."
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