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Clips from Superstore (2015) - #Cloud9Fail (S04E04)

""Don't let this chaos dim your inner light,"
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"♪ Cloud9Fail, ♪ BadDayToWearSandals"?"
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"It's like a one-line character portrait."
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"Oh, Amy? Someone left half a cat in Electronics."
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"Half a dead cat?"
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"- Well, no. - That's perfect."
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"I can't believe this just fell into our lap."
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"It's the butt half!"
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"Ooh, what about this promotional Sinex visor?"
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"Ugh, that was Jeff's."
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"He said he wore it ironically, but..."
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"So you guys are just selling your old crap in the store?"
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"Vintage. We're selling our vintage crap in the store."
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"I got one guy to buy an old bra of mine"
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"just by saying it touched my boobs."
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"Wow. It's all in the marketing, huh?"
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"gets sent straight to our Venmo account."
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"@chateo$biz."
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"We've already made over $200."
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"Maybe I should try selling some of my sneakers."
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"I feel like the casino guy."
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"You're broke."
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"Uh, more people are posting photos of the store."
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"- You're kidding me. - This store?"
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""Cloud 9 is looking a little bit cattywampus"?"
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"What does "cattywampus" mean?"
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"regional slang for, uh, like, "all messed up.""
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"Oh, yep, there you go right there... petiteroche22,"
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"Whoa."
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"This is why we shouldn't let customers into the store."
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"- Wow, bummer. - "Wow, bummer"?"
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"People are tearing us apart, and your reaction is,"
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""Wow, bummer"?"
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"No. No."
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"No, I-I meant that like... like, "Wow! That's a bummer!""
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"You know, like, "[bleep] these people!""
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"If you're looking for an electric toothbrush,"
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"It looks used."
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"What? Who would sell a used toothbrush?"
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"We wouldn't sell that."
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"This is the newest trend in oral hygiene."
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"You want a brush that's pre-distressed,"
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"like a nice pair of jeans."
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"A friend of mine got one of the old models"
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"with the straight, white bristles."
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"Tore her gums to shreds."
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"She had to get new ones from a dead body."
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"You have 83 pairs of shoes and none of them light up?"
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"No, but some of them are pretty valuable."
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"Well, yeah. No, I bet."
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"Excuse me, um, what could you tell me"
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"Oh, yeah, those are the OG 1989 Reebok Pumps."
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"Classic white-and-blue colorway with the mesh tongue."
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"I have flat feet. How's the arch support?"
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"When you buy a painting, do you ask how the arch support is?"
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"Sir, he asked you to leave."
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"So we've been noticing a lot more"
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"of these "Cloud9Fail" photos on Twitter."
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"Yeah, um, you know, we are trying our best over here,"
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"but we just keep coming up short."
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"We really need to take care of this."
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"I agree, but I am just all out of ideas."
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"If you want to suggest anything..."
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"You know, I'm just thinking out loud here,"
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"and I hate to even have to bring this up,"
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"but I kind of feel like if you guys give us back"
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"a few more hours, we could nip this thing"
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"in the bud once and for all."
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"Well, actually, we think all of the tweets"
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"have come from an employee at your store."
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"Huh?"
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"Hi, my name is Luanne. I'm from Human Resources."
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"Than the one next door. I'm here because an employee"
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"has been tweeting defamatory photos of the store"
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"from fake accounts,"
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"and to hold them responsible. So who was it?"
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"If you just stand up and come clean about what you did,"
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"I promise nothing will happen to you."
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"I know, but don't say it. We almost had them."
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"No, we didn't."
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"Okay, well, in the future,"
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"if you could just follow my lead, please. Thank you."
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"Excuse me?"
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"How do you know it's one of us?"
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"Well, all the posts came from the same MAC address,"
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"Who would be dumb enough to send incriminating tweets"
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"from the employee WiFi?"
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"Well, it wasn't me, because my phone is on airplane mode,"
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"All the fake customer accounts were created on the same day,"
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"and they each only tweeted once."
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"- What a dumb-ass. - Oh, my God."
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"All right, well, I don't know how productive it is"
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"I think the point is, whoever did it, knock it off."
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"You have been warned."
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"so much for coming by, Luanne."
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"All right, everyone, you're all gonna have"
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"to hand over your phones."
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"No, we cannot take your devices."
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"Luanne! Are you serious right now?"
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"Or at least we should've used a burner phone."
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"Yeah, great. That's... Good... good plan."
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"That's really helpful."
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"Okay, well, then what's your plan?"
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"Well, for starters, neither of us can admit"
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"Oh, well, that... that's good."
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"Hold on while I write that down."
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""Don't admit to crime.""
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"Look, if for whatever reason it gets traced back to me,"
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"There's no reason that both of us should lose our jobs."
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"That was..."
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"Yeah. No..."
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"Right."
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"- And I have kids. - Yeah."
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"It just sort of makes the most sense."
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"Let's just... let's just move on, so..."
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"on doing any hiking or grape stomping"
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"- or anything like that in these? - Uh, no."
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"No, you think I'd go hiking in a pair of shoes"
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"Of course. I'm just messing with you."
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"All right. So, uh..."
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