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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Message for Maureen/Gotcha/Acapulco Connection (S01E01)

"Why didn't you know?!"
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"Because we wives are always the last to find out."
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"Listen to me, Denise, this is only a fling."
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"He'll get over it. Ha!"
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"Now, I want you to get up, go have dinner,"
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"and act like you're having fun."
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"Ha."
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"Act like I'm having... Ah!"
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"Fun."
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"Oh, I have to answer... I'll be right back."
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"Hello?"
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"Mr. Fredericks,"
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"I haven't been able to get a clean shot at your wife"
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"all day long."
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"See, I told you I wasn't very good at this."
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"I think maybe you'd better do it yourself."
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"But I can still arrange to have her blown up."
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"Who...?"
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"Whhhho...?"
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"Who is this?"
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"Whoa, it's that Mr. Tanner."
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"Come on, Harvey, let's go."
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"I came on this cruise for a rest,"
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"not to be playing hide and go seek."
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"If he asks one more time what we had for dinner,"
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"I'll slap his face."
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"Hi. You mind if I join you?"
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"Uh, no, no. Sit down."
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"What did you have for dinner?"
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"Liver and onions."
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"No foolin'."
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"You know, I was gonna have liver and onions."
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"As a matter of fact,"
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"I went so far as to order the liver and onions,"
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"and then I changed my order."
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"Really? Hm-hm."
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"Yup. It's a funny thing about me and liver and onions."
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"I order it a lot,"
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"but then most of the time I always end up changin' my order."
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"Not all the time, but just most of the time."
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"That would make a wonderful movie."
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"You know, I was just settin' over there with some people"
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"who must not have had a very good dinner."
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"Because suddenly all three of 'em started getting queasy."
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"Really? What'd they have?"
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"I don't know. I never did get a chance to ask 'em."
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"Well, that's what I had. Harvey, listen,"
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"I'm getting a little queasy too."
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"Good night, Mr. Tanner."
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"Good night. Good night."
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"Gosh, I better watch what I eat."
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"Well, what finally happens is that you, uh..."
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"You lose control."
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"I mean, heh,"
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"I'm not just Roxy Blue, working girl."
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"I'm Roxy Blue Enterprises,"
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"Roxy Publishing, Roxy Records,"
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"Roxy Limited, London."
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"Hm-hm. I'm a damn conglomerate."
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"But I'm also bones and nerve endings,"
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"and, you know, all that jazz."
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"I suppose I just really needed... to rest."
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"Yeah, but you walked out on Bob Hope."
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"I mean, that's like walking out on"
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"Bob Hope."
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"So they'll get Donny and Marie."
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"Oh, nobody will know the difference."
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"Yeah. You know, I always get you three mixed up."
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"All right, so I'll pass up one TV guest shot."
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"To cruise on the Pacific Princess"
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"with a very sexy bartender."
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"Who thinks I sing like George C. Scott."
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"Now, don't get sexy with me, please."
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"I told you."
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"You are messing with a very vengeful corporation here."
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"You know I was only having fun."
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"More like Lee Marvin."
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"Why don't you just shut up and kiss me?"
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"So that's all there is to it, huh?"
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"You just let go of the skeet"
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"and I try to pop it off in midair."
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"Hey, Denise!"
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"Denise!"
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"Hey!"
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"Doctor. Oh!"
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"I have to talk to somebody."
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"My husband's trying to kill me. Whoa."
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"Slow down, Mrs. Fredericks."
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"He's in love with another woman and they..."
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"They want me out of the way."
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"Easy. Easy, Mrs. Fredericks."
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"It's a conspiracy. No, no, no."
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"He's in cahoots with half the people on the ship."
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"I'm sure you're mistaken, Mrs. Fredericks."
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"Come on into my office."
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"I'll give you something to help you relax."
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"A mild sedative."
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"You'll feel much better when you get some sleep."
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"You're in on it too."
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"Well, everybody seems to be having a good time, Miss McCoy."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Well, sun, fun and rum is an unbeatable combination."
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"I wonder what's the matter with Mr. Tanner up there."
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"Is he talked out?"
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"Is Vesuvius out of lava?"
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"No, sir, he's a nice guy."
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"He's just kind of boring."
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"But I want all the passengers to have a good time."
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"Consider that a challenge."
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"Swimming the English Channel is a challenge."
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"This is impossible."
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"Los Angeles newspapers, anyone?"
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"I'll have one."
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"Here you go, ma'am."
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"Los Angeles papers. Los Angeles papers."
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"Got a problem? Yeah."
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"I'm running out of passengers to assign to Mr. Tanner's table."
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"Nobody seems to make it through dessert."
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"What about that little old deaf lady?"
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"Look, I tried her,"
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