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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Message for Maureen/Gotcha/Acapulco Connection (S01E01)

"but she reads lips and she says that Mr. Tanner has boring lips."
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"Let me try."
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"Hey, folks, uh, how would you like to share your table tonight"
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"with Mr. Tanner?"
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"Does that mean maybe?"
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"Huh. What about you?"
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"What about you? I thought I'd eat in my room."
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"You know, enjoy my own conversation for a change."
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"My goodness."
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"Harvey? Hm?"
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"Who does that look like?"
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"Mm, it's hard to see."
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"Hat covers a lot of his face."
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"That's Mr. Tanner. I'm sure of it."
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"It's the exact same kind of hat."
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"But what's his picture doing in the paper?"
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"What'd he do, win the Pillsbury Bore-Off?"
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"Listen to this: "Los Angeles police report"
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""that despite an intensive dragnet,"
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""Roscoe Toler, international jewel thief,"
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""Roscoe Toler, jewel thief"?"
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"R.T."
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"Those are the same initials as Robert Tanner."
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"That's him."
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"You know, I think you're right."
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"I knew that hick accent was phony."
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"Should we tell the captain?"
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"Why?"
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"So he can arrest him."
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"Harvey, let the captain arrest him later."
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"Huh?"
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"First, let's... Let's get to know him."
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"I mean, how many people do you know"
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"that can say that they're best friends"
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"with an international jewel thief?"
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"Two, maybe three, tops."
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"You and Roxy Blue?"
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"Hey, man, this is Isaac Washington."
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"I mean, yeah, I know I'm just a bartender"
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"and she's a star, but you gotta know her."
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"I mean, she's not like a star."
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"She's..."
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"like a woman."
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"I mean, you know, she's like..."
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"Well, she's like the kind of woman"
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"you wanna marry."
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"Come on, be serious."
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"I am serious."
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"I think you are."
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"I'm happy for you, man. Really."
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"Thanks, Gopher."
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"Now, you're sure that she's the right one for you?"
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"Gopher, when you meet the right woman,"
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"you know it."
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"Don't worry, sir."
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"Anything you want, I'll make."
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"You name it."
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"Just a small chocolate cake. And on top:"
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""Happy Birthday, Denise.""
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"Fine."
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""A beautiful wife and a dedicated mother.""
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"Yes, sir."
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""With all my love, "forever and ever"
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"till the end of time.""
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"That's it?"
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"Yeah. Oh..."
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"And I'd like it all spelled out in strawberries."
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"Strawberries?"
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"How about pineapples?"
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"I've never seen a man go through so much trouble"
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"to give his wife a surprise party."
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"Oh, she's worth it."
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"I found the perfect gift for her."
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"Oh yeah?"
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"It's a gold choker. Beautiful."
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"A gold choker. You know, that's a terrific idea."
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"Good. By the way, what size neck does she have?"
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"I don't know. Why?"
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"Well, it should fit snugly to looks its best."
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"Oh. What am I gonna do?"
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"I can't ask her her size, because that'll give it away."
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"And I can't just walk up to her and measure it."
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"Ooh, that's right."
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"You got any ideas?"
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"Yes."
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"Tonight, wait until she's asleep,"
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"and then take the sash from your bathrobe,"
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"and slip it around her neck..."
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"Oh!"
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"Pull yourself together, Denise."
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"That's better."
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"Now, remember,"
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"when he knocks on the door, don't let him in."
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"Don't let him in all night."
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"Oh, Denise, you look beautiful."
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"What are you... doing here?"
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"Don't you remember? We share a room."
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"Honey, something the matter?"
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"No, oh. Ha-ha-ha-ha."
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"No, nothing. I... I'm just really not feeling very well."
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"I have a cold, a slight cold."
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"Oh, poor baby."
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"Let me take a look at your throat."
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"No! Uh... it's nothing."
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"I... You know,"
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"I think it's probably better if I stayed in, though."
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"Yes."
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"Why... Why don't you go dancing."
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"The way they dance today, it doesn't matter."
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"I, uh..."
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"I can't have a good time without you,"
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"so why don't I stay in too."
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"Hm? We'll relax,"
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"and, um, I'll catch up on some reading."
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"I had the veal curry, three helpings."
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"I had steak tartare."
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"Please, Mr. Tanner is our friend."
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"Some people are so pushy."
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"Would you like to know what I had for dinner?"
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"I sure would. That'd be real nice."
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