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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Message for Maureen/Gotcha/Acapulco Connection (S01E01)

"Some of 'em meaning "hello,""
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"and some of 'em meaning "goodbye," you know,"
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"depending on whether they're comin' or goin'."
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"Yes. Well, uh, I have to be going."
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"Uh, aloha."
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"Sometimes it's just in the way you say it."
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"Aloha!"
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"You look nice."
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"I bet you say that to all the girls,"
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"you smooth-talking devil, you."
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"Listen, why don't you come on inside."
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"I'll play you some of my favorite Ray Charles tapes,"
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"we put our feet up, talk a little bit,"
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"and you'll tell me about that suit"
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"and the herd of cows that you got it from."
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"But I'm really not that much of a photographer."
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"All I need is some candid shots of my wife."
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"Then I can have 'em blown up and hang 'em on the wall."
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"I mean, that's no problem."
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"Neither are the candid shots. What do you say?"
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"Okay."
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"Just don't let my wife see you."
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"I want this whole thing to be a surprise."
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"Don't worry. Before this, I used to be a hotel detective."
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"And since that night on the cruise"
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"when Miss America came aboard,"
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"I had to lock the door to my cabin every night."
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"Ahem. Morning, ma'am. Morning."
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"Well, back to work."
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"Gotta help the captain find Puerto Vallarta."
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"We're lost?"
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"It's just a joke, Denise."
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"Oh. You know, he... He seems very strange to me."
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"He's a very sneaky man."
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"Oh, you're right."
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"It's his job. You see, he's the Assistant Sneak."
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"Aw. Funny."
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"Ah, come on, Denise. Lighten up, will ya?"
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"Hey there, sleepyhead."
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"Can I get some service, please?"
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"You've got a person here that really needs some coffee."
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"Uh, good morning."
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"It certainly is."
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"Hi."
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"Hi. Want some coffee?"
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"No, just a coffee break. Oh, it's not even noon,"
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"and my feet feel like it's 3 in the morning."
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"Well, I'm gonna have to ask your feet to leave."
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"This bar closes at 2."
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"By the way, have you seen Roxy Blue today?"
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"Roxy Blue."
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"Now, that name does sound familiar."
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"Yeah, remember you said you saw her get on board?"
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"Oh, that Roxy Blue."
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"Well, the captain got wind of it"
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"and he's a big fan of hers,"
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"and he wants her to be his guest at the farewell party."
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"That is, if I can find her."
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"If that was even her."
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"Well, you know, I might have been mistaken."
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"That might not have been her."
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"Besides, she sings like George C. Scott anyway."
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"Yeah. Will you keep your eye out for her?"
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"Morning, Julie."
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"Uh, where's the shuffleboard tournament, huh?"
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"I was just on my way."
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"Oh. Hi. Hi."
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"Take care of those bunions."
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"I sing like George C. Scott, huh?"
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"Only the high notes."
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"You dog. Just you wait."
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"I'm gonna get you for this."
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"Promises, promises."
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"So the jeweler was supposed to have the bracelet ready"
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"before I left, but he goofed."
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"So now I don't have a birthday present for Denise."
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"I tell you what."
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"Later, I'll go down to the gift shop with you"
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"and help you pick something out."
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"Oh, that'll be hard."
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"Every time I turn around, Denise is there."
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"Well, then, why don't you come down with me now?"
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"I can't."
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"If I stay away too long, Denise will get suspicious."
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"Then there's only one thing we can do."
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"We'll just have to get rid of her."
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"That's not a bad idea."
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"I'll see you later."
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"Right."
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"Oh, hi, honey."
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"Can I join you, or is your friend coming back?"
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"The girl you don't know."
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"You mean Julie?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"She's just doing her job:"
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"trying to keep the passengers happy."
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"Strange."
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"I'm a passenger, and she hasn't"
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"sat down with me once."
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"Denise, please."
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"What were you two talking about?"
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"Oh, nothing."
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"Nothing. Just small talk."
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"I bet you'd rather be on this cruise alone, wouldn't you?"
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"Of course not."
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"Just you and the little pretty blond."
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"That is ridiculous."
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"Without old married me in the way."
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"You're being ridiculous. Just..."
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"Well, I'm not giving you a divorce,"
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"and that's final!"
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"You should've known, Denise."
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"Ooh, you should've known he had something up his sleeve when..."
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"When he decided on this cruise at the spur of the moment."
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"Ha-ha."
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"Then why...?"
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"Why didn't I realize it?"
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"Why didn't I know?"
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