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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Jiminy Conjecture (S03E03)

"Sheldon, you're wrong."
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"I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."
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"Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be."
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"Excuse me, Wolverine: Origin Miniseries Issue 2, page 22."
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"Exactly. Not bad, but not great."
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"- I know. As I'm sure you're aware... - Dut! Dut-dut-dut-dut!"
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"- Yeah, you... - Don't tell him."
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"- Ugh. I am so embarrassed. - Please don't be mad."
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"I mean, you put it in front of "dokay" and you really got something."
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"Good."
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"...identifying the genus and species."
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"That is a snowy tree cricket. Oecanthus fultoni."
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"Great. Now, how are you gonna settle it? Hmm?"
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"Ahh."
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"One at a time."
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"Help me open it."
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"Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Toby is an absurd name for a cricket."
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"Right here."
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"Raj, what do you think?"
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"We haven't established that I'm wrong once."
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"Ladybugs must render you catatonic."
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"I haven't even packed yet and you're already measuring my lab..."
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"I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet."
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"You know what they used to call me in school?"
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"...while my wife was back home..."
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"Well, apparently I was wrong."
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"Congratulations."
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"What do you have a safe-deposit box for?"
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"Penny, I'd rather not talk about it."
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"- Hello. - Hey."
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"Leonard, it astonishes me how you continually fixate on the trivial."
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"Wolverine was not born with bone claws."
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"Howard, you know me to be a very smart man."
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"Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?"
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"- First of all... - Give it up."
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"You're arguing with a crazy person."
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"- Hey, guys. - What are you doing here?"
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"What? It's new-comic-book night."
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"Since you and Penny hooked up..."
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"...we thought you two would be having bouncy naked yum-yum night."
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"There's more to life than sex, Raj."
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"Who had Leonard flames out in 24 hours?"
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"I did."
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"Nothing flamed out."
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"We don't have to have sex every night."
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"You don't have to, but it's highly recommended."
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"Take advantage of that window of opportunity..."
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"...before it slams shut on your little dinky."
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"It's not a matter of opportunity."
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"We're getting to know each other. There's a learning curve."
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"What's to learn? You get naked, do nasty things."
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"Then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami. Easy-peasy."
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"Perhaps what Leonard is obliquely referring to..."
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"...is the occurrence of sexual dysfunction."
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"Okay, who had Leonard gets a floppy disk?"
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"Oh. A clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow..."
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"...to the male sex organ."
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"Nothing like that happened, all right? The sex was just fine."
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"Just fine?"
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"Oh, dude, the fourth Harry Pottermovie was just fine."
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"I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just saying it wasn't great."
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"Okay, you mean for both of you?"
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"Because we can totally see it not being great for her. Am I right?"
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"- Disappointed? Let down? - Ashamed? Horrified? Repulsed?"
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"All I know is it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be."
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"That's because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down."
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"Retractable bone claws."
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"If you spent less time thinking about sex and more time on comic books..."
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"...we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments."
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"Sheldon, dinner's here."
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"Tandoori Palace?"
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"No, we went somewhere new."
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"You're good-naturedly ribbing me, aren't you?"
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"No, look, Mumbai Palace."
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"Why? Why would we change?"
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"We had a perfectly good palace. Tandoori Palace is our palace."
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"Trust me, this will be just fine."
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"You are the authority on just fine."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"- What are they talking about? - I don't know."
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"If that's Morse code, that's terrible."
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"As I was saying, you and Leonard had a disappointing sexual encounter."
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"Earlier this evening, Leonard characterized it as, "Just fine.""
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"So, what you're seeing is a continuation of the mocking that followed."
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"Okay. Yeah, well, I'm just gonna go eat my dinner elsewhere."
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"Maybe an airplane headed for a mountainside."
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"Penny, wait. Aah."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"I sense I may have crossed some sort of line."
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"Let's see if he can figure it out."
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"- What did you tell them? - Nothing bad."
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"Just that last night was fine."
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"Fine? You said it was fine?"
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"Yeah. It's a perfectly good word."
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"You put it in front of "wine" or "dining" and you've really got something."
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"Okay, well, let me ask you this, how was last night for you?"
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"It was..."
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"...okay."
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"Okay?"
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"Yeah, it's a perfectly good word."
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"All right, let's not overreact."
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"It takes time to get to know each other's rhythms."
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"Learn what the other person wants and likes."
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"- So you've been through this before? - No."
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"Okay-dokay."
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"This is one of those things where talking about it is not gonna make it better."
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"- Want a glass of wine? Okay. - So much."
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"See, we should've done this last night, you know?"
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"Had a little wine, take the edge off."
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"Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction in the nerve cells..."
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"...and stimulates reuptake receptors of inhibitory neurotransmitters..."
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"...like gamma-aminobutyric acid."
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"Don't talk. Just drink."
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"No, you're misunderstanding."
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"A shiksa goddess isn't an actual goddess."
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"We don't pray to them. We prey on them."
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"Whatever, dude. The point is Leonard's got one and you don't."
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"Is this it?"
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