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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cornhusker Vortex (S03E03)

"- He breaks another. - Go! Yes!"
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"Are you people watching this? Is this amazing or what?"
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"Sweetie, that's a highlight from the '98 championship game."
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"- How much beer have you had? - None, why?"
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"Oh. Just kind of hoping you were drunk."
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"No, I can see the difference."
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"- That's intentional grounding. - Totally."
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"...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage..."
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"...or to conserve time."
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"I can't believe they're not penalized with the loss of a down..."
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"...and by having to move the line of scrimmage back to the spot of the foul."
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"- Here. Have some pizza, sweetie. - Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant."
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"I know. I just need you to stop talking."
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"Penny. Penny. Penny."
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"- Sheldon, come in. - Thank you."
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"I'd like to make a sandwich, but I'm out of bread."
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"- There's some in the fridge. - You shouldn't keep bread in the fridge."
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"Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch..."
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"...which occurs faster at cool temperatures."
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"On Earth, we say, "Thank you.""
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"So, Leonard, how goes the mimesis?"
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"- Mimesis? - You know, mimesis."
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"An action in which the mimic takes on the properties..."
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"Mimesis."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"I'm attempting to communicate with you..."
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"...without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you."
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"Let me try again."
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"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink."
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"Oh, I guess so."
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"Good. Oh, FYI, after I eat my sandwich..."
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"...I'm taking Koothrappali's Patang kite out for a test run."
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"Would you get your Delta Wing Raptor and join me?"
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"I don't wanna fly kites, Sheldon. Come on, we're watching football here."
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"I can see that. I was providing you with an alternative."
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"Oh, look at that. The Oklahoma coach has thrown down a red flag..."
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"...indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field."
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"Hope he's right, because if he's not, it'll cost him one of his three timeouts."
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"You know, Leonard, honey..."
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"...I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon."
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"I'll watch the end of the game. There's three minutes left."
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"Until halftime."
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"This is just half?"
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"We've been here for hours."
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"- You're gonna be here for a couple more. - Oh, you're kidding."
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"- No. - Nice meeting all of you."
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"So, yeah, anyway, that's my boyfriend."
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"He is really smart."
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"I really like my saber-toothed cat. Thank you."
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"My pleasure."
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"Maybe after lunch we can go to Marie Callender's and have some pie."
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"- I'd like that. - Heh."
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"Good, I'm glad."
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"Fine. Go ahead."
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"No. This is our day."
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"If you wanna chase after her, chase after her."
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"Don't put yourself down. You're very attractive."
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"- You think so? - Yeah."
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"It wouldn't kill you to take a Pilates class with me now and then..."
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"...but you have a certain wiry appeal."
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"Yeah, well, it doesn't matter, because she wasn't really smiling at me."
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"In this case, I think she was."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Bye."
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"What a douche."
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"It's an interjection used to call attention to a destination, not an object."
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"As in, uh, "Land ho!" or, uh, "Westward ho!""
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"Oh."
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"Really? Now? With the traffic and the parking? It..."
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"How was your football party?"
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"On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger."
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"- Yeah, great. - See you."
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"And without rules, the competition has no meaning."
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"- Uh, you wanna come watch? - Oh, gee, ha, sounds amazing."
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"Maybe we'll hang out after everybody's gone."
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"But, um, I've got some friends coming over."
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"...I've got plans doing something I like, so it's good."
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"We're just gonna watch the Nebraska game."
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"You've got plans doing something you like..."
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"No. No, I'm not. So, great."
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"Oh, football, sure."
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"I would've invited you, but you're not a fan."
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"Good guess."
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