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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass (S02E02)

"- Oh. But not a real one? - What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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"No, just... I mean, you're on the sidewalk."
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"I live in New York, okay?"
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"Street theater is the only organized artistic expression that we have..."
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"What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro!"
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"- Dude, relax. - Oh, relax? Oh, I'm gonna..."
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"You're gonna throw with me? Little actor boy, you wanna throw with a patriot?"
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"- Back off! Back off! - I'm not 40."
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"- I don't need this. - Get in your van. Get in your van and go, okay?"
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"'Cause I'll throw down! I'll throw down any day of the week!"
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"Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay?"
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"Before I go America all over your ass!"
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"You know what? Screw Dee and Charlie."
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"I'm sick of people telling us what we can and can't do with our own bar, you know?"
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"What happened to this country?"
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"Why can't we stay open past 2:00 a. M?"
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"Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday?"
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"These are the kind of puritanical restrictions that are killing this country."
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"This is why people flock to places like Las Vegas..."
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"Because they're free to go wild. The girls go wild."
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"The girls in Philly need a place to go wild."
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"- Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm. - Tragic."
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"- We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom. - Yes."
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"- I'm gonna get the ball rolling. - Okay, great."
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"We will open up Paddy's as the most American bar in all of America!"
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"- A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions."
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"Yeah, sure, whatever. Listen, dude. We should head down to sorority houses, right?"
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"Spread the word, you know? Hand out some leaflets or something."
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"- No, Mac. We should go to the library. - The library? Why?"
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"Yeah, because at sorority houses you're gonna find nothing but tramps and whores."
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"- Those girls are already wild. - Perfect!"
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"No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me."
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"We don't want wild girls."
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"It's important to see the transition. You want to watch the process."
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"Dee, what the hell is the point of this stretching?"
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"Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration..."
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"then your body needs to be in tip-top shape out there."
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"Since when? Oh!"
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"- Really? - You know what? All right, forget it."
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"- I'm not an actor anyway. - I know."
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"- Okay. - That's my bag."
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"What I need from you is for you to feed me some lines."
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"- I can feed you lines. - And then I'll go from there."
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"- What? - Where is your breath?"
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"- In my mouth? - No, it starts in your chest."
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"- You got to focus on your diaphragm. - What the hell's a diaphragm?"
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"- Right here. Putting your diaphragm... - No. The diaphragm is a..."
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"- No. Really? That's all you know? - It blocks the babies out."
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"Look, Dee, this is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth."
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"Let's kick a little ass America style. We'll get all up in it!"
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"I'm trying to protect you. I don't want you freezing up out there."
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"- What? Freezing up? - Yeah."
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"All those people staring at you and judging you..."
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"and-and-and-and not liking the stuff and talking about you."
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"- Are you serious? - Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you..."
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"You know, one of... Locking up and maybe throwing up and stuff."
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"- Really? - Yeah. You want to find your breath?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"It's in my mouth."
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"One, two, three!"
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"- Hey! - Oh, my God!"
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"- You girls have gone wild! You've gone wild! - You went wild!"
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"Nice. This is what it was like to have a bar in New Orleans, bro."
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"Oh, man! New Orleans really had their shit figured out!"
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"- Oh, they totally had their shit figured out. - Yeah!"
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"- Except for the levees. - Right, yeah. Except for the levees."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and the evacuation plan."
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"- Hey, oh! - Oh! You've gone wild!"
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"- You've gone wild! - You've gone wild! You went wild!"
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"- This is what America's all about! - This is America!"
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"That could be a bit of a problem back there though."
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"- Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky."
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"I didn't want to say it because of the spirit of this whole thing. But I think you're right."
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"- It's a little much. - These fellows don't mess around."
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"This is high-stakes shit. You think you can get one..."
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"of these white broads to come over and do a table dance for Alan and the boys?"
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"No table dances, okay? That's what we were worried about."
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"Listen, Frank. If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible..."
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"- Push 'em into the corner. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Segregation!"
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"That's segregation! That's not what this is all about. America is a melting pot."
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"Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth."
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"- I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin? - How do you not know?"
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"Listen, man. Just keep them under control."
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"You betcha. Oh, here."
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"They want you to play this Vietnamese music. They don't like what's playing here."
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"Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan..."
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"is just about to bet his wife's glass eye in the next hand."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to speak the truth."
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"We're not gonna spout a bunch of words that are facts..."
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"like some big jerk from New York who thinks he's great."
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"We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation."
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"Hello, young man. I'm a bigwig from Big Tobacco."
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"I work over here at T.J. Boris. Can I offer you a cigarette?"
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"Goddamn it, Charlie!"
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"Let's try and look at the bright side here."
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"This music sounds like whales raping each other."
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"It does. It does indeed. But the T-shirts are working."
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"Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped."
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"- I love this country. Hey, yo! - Yeah."
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"- Hey, sweetie. You want a T-shirt? - Okay."
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"All right."
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"- What? Why'd you stop? - What's wrong?"
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"- What's wrong? - What happened?"
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"- Whoa! Come on, pal! - Dude."
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"- What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot!"
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"- You're just standing there? - Take a walk!"
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"Maybe it's time we set up some rules."
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"- We can't do that. No rules. - Your father is killing our freedom!"
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"- I know! I know! - Hey. Hey, you still want that T-shirt?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah? All right."
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"- Okay, any time you're ready. - Okay."
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"- Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again!"
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"- Whoa! Jesus! - Hey, man."
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"- I thought you guys were in jail. - Parole."
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"We heard you guys have a, uh, "anything goes" type situation here."
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"- Can we get a couple glasses of milk? - What? No."
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"- No. You can't have milk. - You can't have milk. No."
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"- Come on, man. - Oh, for... You know what? Get out of here."
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"Could you guys go over there for a second? We gotta talk for a second. If you could just..."
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"- What are we gonna do? - I did not see this coming."
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