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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass (S02E02)

"We cannot have the McPoyle brothers in here creeping everybody out."
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"What if Charlie comes in here? He sent them to jail. They may be planning to stab him."
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"They bang each other, Dennis."
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"All right, let's set up a couple rules. We'll set up a couple rules."
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"Okay, guys, you can stay. But none of your weird shit."
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"I don't follow."
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"I'm not gonna get into the specifics. We just don't want it in the bar, okay?"
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"It's a free country, bitch."
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"We may have a problem on our hands, dude."
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"Do we have any sharp knives?"
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"- What? - These guys are maniacs. They wanna start bettin' fingers."
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"- Fingers? - What are you talking about?"
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"If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers."
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"- I've never seen anything like it in my life! - This has gone way too far!"
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"- This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go! - Bullshit!"
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"You are killing our freedom, man!"
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"This is what freedom's all about. I'm living on the edge."
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"- Uh, we'll take the bar and you can have the basement! - Yes!"
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"You want to put me in the basement?"
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"- Yeah. You can do whatever you want! - Anything goes in the basement!"
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"- If I go in the basement, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want!"
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"- No holds barred? There's no limits? - No limits!"
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"- None. - All right. I'll take the basement."
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"- Great. - And now, if you don't mind, I'll take those knives."
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"- All right. Get the knives. - Yeah. And use 'em."
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"What the hell happened in here?"
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"Looks likeJonestown."
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"- Oh, look who it is! - Come to join the party, huh?"
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"- No. We came back to work. - Oh, have you?"
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"Uh, I wasn't on strike, okay? I still need to make a living."
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"What in the hell has been going on in here? And where is that music coming from?"
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"From the basement. Frank and the boys have been rocking all night long."
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"- Doing what? - I have no idea. But I bet it's fun."
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"We've had a line of 50 people outside every night."
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"Yep. See, our bar is about fun and freedom."
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"I don't know if you guys have ever heard of that. Freedom?"
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"Yeah. Stick around, bitches. You might learn something about the good old U.S. Of"A.""
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"- Holy shit! - How's it hanging?"
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"What? No! What? No! What are these guys doing here?"
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"Charlie, settle."
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"Yeah, man. Chillax. We're cool."
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"Bump it."
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"Walk away."
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"Okay, Charlie. We don't want them in the bar either, okay? But freedom has a price."
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"If freedom has its price... I can't believe you guys! You know what?"
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"Let me kick down a little thing to you that our founding fathers kicked down to me."
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"It goes, "Don't tread on me." And right now you guys are treading all over me!"
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"- Dee, let's roll. - I don't want to go with you."
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"- What? - Mm-mmm."
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"- You're my actor. I need you. - But you're so bad at protesting."
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"- I don't want to go. - Are you kidding me? Is everyone gonna tread on me?"
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"So you're still trying to be an actor then?"
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"- I am not a failure. - Dennis, what is it that you call it..."
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"- when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Uh, that would, in fact, be a failure. - Dee's a failure."
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"Okay. You want to see some acting? You want to see some acting?"
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"So here's the thing, Artemis. I know last time we saw each other..."
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"things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face."
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"'cause I've been doing this gig with my friend Charlie, and he is really bringing me down."
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"- Oh. Not everyone has the gift. - Hmm."
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"Want to smoke some hash?"
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"- What's the venue? - The sidewalk."
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"street performing, it's the last true form of organic artistic expression."
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"- Is that so? - Yes. I think you and I need to get out there."
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"We need to prove to the world that we still got it."
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"Sweet, Sweet Dee..."
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"it's not something you can lose, okay?"
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"Is there any nudity involved?"
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"- No. - Can there be?"
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"No."
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"McPoyles. McPoyles everywhere, dude."
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"Girls don't want to go wild in this environment, not even for T-shirts!"
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"- Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something. - What?"
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"- She's mute, dude. - Mute?"
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"Okay, what?"
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"- She wants to show you her boobies. - What?"
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"- No! No! No! - No. No."
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"Trust me. They're top-notch."
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"- Goddamn it! Goddamn it! - That is disgusting!"
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"- What is wrong with you people? - That's your sister!"
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"Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves."
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"Society has the problem."
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"- Get out of here. - Get the hell out of here."
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"- Go away. Go with your brother and sister. - Take a walk."
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"Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity."
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"Those guys are full of shit, Artemis. There's not 50 people here."
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"- Those guys said there would be a big crowd. - We'll draw them in."
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"Two women walking alone home from a holiday cotillion."
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"- If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die! - What are you doing?"
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"We're protesting the bar! Attica! Attica!"
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"Attica, man! Attica, man!"
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"- Attica, man! Attica! - What are you doing?"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man! What are you doing? - Tying off."
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"No! No! No! Go tie off somewhere else!"
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"- I thought we could do whatever we want. - Give me the hose."
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"Give me the little rubber hose. Whoa, he's got a knife!"
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"Okay, great. He's got a knife. Of course he does! Why not?"
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"You know what? Keep the little rubber hose! Good luck with that."
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"Good life decision, man."
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"No, no, no, no, no. We can't call the cops. That's admitting failure."
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"- All they do is exploit it! - It's becomes anarchy. That is not what America is all about."
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"- No. - I mean, America is... Oh, my God!"
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"Yeah."
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"- Oh, we did? Yeah, we did. - Don't be a quitter. Okay?"
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"- That's what I would like to do for the rest of my life. - Don't give up."
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"- I don't care. - Okay, great. Let's just give up!"
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"- All right, Charlie. - Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face?"
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"- No. - No, it's okay. You can. You know why?"
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"- Will you shut up? - Look at this! I'm gonna be a smoker too."
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"'Cause we give up. We live in give-up America. I live in give-up America."
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"showering in your brother's urine or plotting your revenge against me..."
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"you mind lighting my cigarette?"
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"Thanks, bro. Hey, Liam. I'm sorry I sent you to jail, man."
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"But any time you wanna stab me, it'd be really great for me."
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"- That's what you get, Charlie! - Whoa, hey! Get the hell out of here!"
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"- You get fork stabbed! - Get out!"
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"- Fork stabbed! - Get out!"
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"- And don't try to mess with us 'cause now we're even! - Get out of here!"
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"Nobody messes with the McPoyles!"
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"- Way to go! - It's Dee's fault for quitting on me."
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