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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass (S02E02)

"You know what? I don't even care!"
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"- Right. Failed. - Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor."
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"- Yeah. It's a bar, dude. - Charlie, I think you're right."
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"I work in this bar. I work here."
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"And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!"
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"- I'm un-American? - You're practically a Vietcong."
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"You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll out of here."
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"that will die in this city alone today!"
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"It doesn't have to be this way! Let's make smoking history!"
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"- Yeah! Yeah, man! - Yeah."
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"- That's what America's all about, Dee! - Yeah."
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"Oh, right. Like you know what you're talking about. How old are you? Like, 40?"
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"and New Orleans and spring break."
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"- A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans. - We should have gambling too."
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"We want real girls going wild."
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"- Fat person? - A chunky... chunky..."
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"- A chunky person? Where are you getting that? - A husky person."
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"Yeah. Well, then I'm a protestor, right? I'm a patriot. Give me that."
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"- I just don't need all the... - I can take over."
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"- What do you want me to do? - Let's focus on finding your breath."
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"Okay, yeah. That's what... How'd you make it this far in life?"
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"- in any number of ways... - Like how?"
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"- You're wild! Way to go! - You girls went wild!"
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"- But it might be good to set up some boundaries. - Boundaries?"
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"You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off."
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"And they bang each other. They bang each other's..."
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"All right, listen. We've heard some things about you two."
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"Okay, we're gonna find a compromise here, all right?"
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"- I guess the strike's over, Mac. - The workers have returned."
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"Hey, Charles."
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"- No. I'm not gonna bump your... Please go. - No."
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"Please walk away. Please walk away from me. Please walk away from me."
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"How could you do this to me?"
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"The McPoyles are probably gonna stab me."
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"- Come on, Dee. You're my actor. - I don't want to go."
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"- Now you're treading on me! - I'm not treading on you."
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"Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to!"
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"Oh, my God. Okay. Okay."
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"- Shut your mouth, Dennis. - So now I can call her a failure."
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"Guess what. I am gonna act the shit out of somebody's ass."
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"But I need some help from an actor..."
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"- I don't do sidewalks. - Okay. See, that's what I thought."
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"But then I realized if you think about it..."
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"Right. So let's go show the world."
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"I'll do it anyway."
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"I don't understand this."
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"Where do you keep your Pledge?"
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"I can tell it is going to be a glorious performance."
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"All right. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around."
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"You're about to see an original street performance."
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"Take yourselves to the foggy streets of London."
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"The year is 1888."
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"There's a killer on the loose. His name, Jack the Ripper."
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"I say..."
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"Get out of here! Get out of here!"
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"Mac, I think we gave people too much freedom."
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"Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops."
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"Dennis, we gave people too much freedom. That's the problem!"
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"Come on, Dee! Don't quit! Come on. We just rocked out there, Dee!"
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"I don't care. I don't want to act anymore. I quit. I want to drink."
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"- Why don't you leave me alone? - Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up?"
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"- You don't have to smoke, Charlie. - No, we can. You know why?"
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"We're living in America... Hey, Ryan. How are you doing?"
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"Look, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but if you're not too busy..."
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"- I just got stabbed with a fork! - Whose fault is that, Captain America?"
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"Maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything!"
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"- Here we go with this again. - Everybody pass the buck! Pass the blame!"
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"I'll call the cops."
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"- Well, then what would you say? - She's a quitter."
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"And that proves my point. Because you don't care, you never succeed."
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"Okay, I did try. It just didn't happen to work out."
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"It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough."
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"Oh, thank you! That's my dad, everybody!"
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"- Great! - Okay, I just killed three very large rats..."
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"that were stuck in glue traps."
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"- Good work. - No, no, that's not good."
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"I am done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar!"
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"- That's why we call it "Charlie work." - No, dude. Not Charlie work."
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"There's an emotional toll that comes out of this. I mean, you kill one of those..."
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"- Are you kidding me? - What? What?"
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"You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you."
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"- What is he talking about? - If you want to smoke, you should have to take it outside."
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"- That's it. I'm done with this. - It's a bar."
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"- I think maybe we should ban smoking in here. - What are you talking about?"
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"- That's completely ridiculous. - How is that ridiculous?"
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"There are smoking bans in a lot of states now."
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"Uh, yes. And it's completely un-American."
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"If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar."
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"But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here."
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"Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. They strip 'em away from smokers."
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"Look, I didn't go to Vietnam..."
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"just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me."
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"You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!"
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"- Oh, my God! You're out of your mind. - Look, look."
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"The point is that if Charlie took any time to study in school..."
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"he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face."
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"You gotta be... You don't know shit about the Constitution, man."
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"- He knows more than you two un-American freedom haters. - Thank you."
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"- Charlie, we hate freedom. Ew, we hate it. - Hate it."
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"Oh, is that right? Okay, you wanna talk America?"
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"- Where are we going? - We're gonna go America all over their asses!"
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"It is time for the truth!"
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"Five million people will die this year of smoking-related illnesses!"
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"These body bags, these represent the number of people..."
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"Yeah!"
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"U.S.A., baby! Whoo!"
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"- Right here! This is the U.S. A! - Oh, my God!"
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"That guy really knew how to pull an audience."
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"I tell you what. Let's get in on this."
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"- Hey, bro. Great job out there, man. - Oh, thanks."
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"You really... You had me like hook, line and sinker with that..."
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"It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. So, look, I want in on the cause."
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"Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out..."
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"No, I don't want to do that. I wanna be on the front lines like you, bro."
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"- I wanna be, like, you know, join the team or something. - Naw, it's really complicated."
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"- There's a lot of red tape. You really can't... - Uh, excuse me, sir."
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"But just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"Oh, dude. This is just an acting gig."
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"Like, I'm not really part of any cause."
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"- Oh, you're an actor? - Mm-hmm."
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