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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Itchy Brain Simulation (S07E07)

"I'm thinking about"
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"how one could use the fact"
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"that a rapidly rotating mirror"
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"turns virtual photons into real ones"
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"That's a pretty cool idea."
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"I'd love to get an engineer's opinion."
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"Sure."
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"This chair is squeaky."
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"Now, do I fix it or get a new one?"
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"And I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep,"
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"Anyway, there is no one to return the DVD to,"
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"Ah..."
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"And I'd just like to point out that"
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"I didn't use it as an excuse"
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"Hey, that next of kin thing sounds pretty good."
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"I believe this is yours."
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"Can I ask you guys a question?"
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"So, I'm seeing Lucy tomorrow night,"
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"and I've never hung out with someone who broke up with me."
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"How do you do it?"
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"You can't let her know you're hurting."
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"If this girl hurt you so much,"
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"are you sure you want to see her again?"
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"Well, if I may..."
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"he has so little self-respect"
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"she could literally sleep with his own father"
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"and he'd still buy her flowers"
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"and ask her to be his bride."
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"He's right."
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"But in my defense, if we could survive that,"
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"just relax and see what happens."
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"Well, can I say she looks nice?"
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"Sure."
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"Oh, can I show her an oil painting I made"
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"of us surrounded by our children and grandchildren?"
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"'Cause no matter how hard I try,"
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"I cannot get the twins to look alike."
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"What are you doing?"
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"to this stupid video store owner"
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"so I can return the DVD"
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"and see the look on Sheldon's stupid face"
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"when he sees that I didn't let this get to me."
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"Sheldon's not here."
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"Why don't you take the sweater off?"
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"Th-Th-There's a principle at stake!"
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"Is that sweater made of bees?"
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"No, no, honey, if I take it off, Sheldon wins."
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"Sweetie..."
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"every night you don't kill him in his sleep,"
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"Nah, i-it's... it's almost done."
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"I just, I have to find..."
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"the next of kin, and send 'em the DVD"
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"and then just wait for someone with my complexion to die"
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"Smile."
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"So you can send it to Princeton"
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"and get your money back."
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"must say, Sheldon,"
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"you're handling this DVD business"
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"with an impressive amount of maturity."
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"I don't know why that surprises you."
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"I'm a grown man."
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"As should be evident by this sport coat"
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"Is there some kind of new coping mechanism you're employing?"
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"The more interesting question you should be asking is,"
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"So what's the story"
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"with you and this DVD?"
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"Maybe I purchased a book entitled,"
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"and I followed its wise suggestions,"
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"one of which was:"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Oh."
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"Hi. Hello."
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"Oh, it's so good to see you."
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"You, too."
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"Please, sit."
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"I, uh, I got you a cappuccino."
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"but I remembered it was my favorite and I ate it."
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"I'm pretty good."
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"Listen, I just wanted to apologize"
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"Well, and I ate all the crumb cake."
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"Okay."
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"I'm kind of seeing someone."
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"I think I know the answer to this,"
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"This is all your fault!"
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"I should've listened to Mun-Mun"
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"because I've been playing with a cobra"
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"Do you enjoy my pain?"
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"There's a girl at the Cheesecake Factory I can set you up with."
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"I love you, Penny!"
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"of examining dark matter in the universe"
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"but can't figure out how to fix a novelty squirt flower?"
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"There's probably a deep reason."
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"over some peanut brittle in a can."
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"Video store owner, Nursis Manookian,"
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"has no next of kin!"
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"or is that the sweater?"
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"at the Armenian church where his funeral mass was held."
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"Luckily, my trip wasn't a complete waste."
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"This is over, right?"
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"Listen to me, Sheldon."
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"I am not going to Lebanon"
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"to return Super Mario Bros. the movie!"
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"You know, it might be fun."
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"You love hummus."
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"Why isn't this bothering you?"
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"This could be ruining your credit score!"
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"Why isn't this making you crazy?"
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"I have something to tell you,"
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"but I want you to promise not to flip out."
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"What?"
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"Seven years ago,"
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"What?"
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"I was going to mention it at the time,"
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"but then I thought, some day,"
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"this might be a teachable moment."
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"What?!"
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"Sheldon..."
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"I know."
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"Do you have any idea what it's like"
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"to wait for years and never know"
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