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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Itchy Brain Simulation (S07E07)

"You've had this dart board since I've known you,"
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"but I've never seen you play."
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"I finally decided what prize I want."
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"Hurry up."
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"they're probably in the junk box."
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"But when you see me wearing a flower"
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"I'm gonna show you what's in the box."
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"Why would I flip out?"
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"this DVD a long time ago,"
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"But it's been, like, seven years"
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"and clearly nothing bad has happened."
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"this one time you just tried staying calm?"
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"Although so did, "Hey, Leonard, would you mind"
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"Okay."
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"I believe you."
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"Sheldon's being reasonable."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"here's what that means."
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"to stick a coat hanger down there."
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"I promise I won't pester you about the DVD."
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"You can defecate in peace."
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"to wear this sweater."
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"You say it's itchy and uncomfortable."
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"is head down to the video store"
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"At work today, I did an in vivo stereotaxic surgery."
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"Only 'cause my manager saw me put it there."
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"That's Lucy?"
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"I think that reason's called racism."
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"I'm gonna go talk to her."
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"My Indian friend."
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"You because you just called him"
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"Actually Amy recognized you."
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"But why did you break up with him in an e-mail?"
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"I guess I thought it would be easier."
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"I'll go get you your water."
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"Any chance I can get"
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"a different waitress?"
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"I-I'm sorry, this is rude of me."
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"See, see, see, see."
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"I don't know your e-mail."
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"You know what the worst part is?"
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"You're sitting here, perfectly happy"
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"He can't walk in my actual shoes."
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"...without acting like a complete lunatic."
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"And the man impersonating a bear would like everyone"
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"He taught us not to play with cobras."
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"Nachos and a turkey club."
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"salmon."
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"You want to say sorry."
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"What do you mean "how"? What's the big deal?"
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"instead of just being pretty sure!"
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"as a method of observing dark energy."
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"Yeah. It's great you're here."
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"Well, Sheldon, it took me all morning,"
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"so this issue is resolved."
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"even though the sweater was uncomfortable,"
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"to antagonize everyone around me."
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"Or it's resolved!"
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"You know, the key is confidence."
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"Why is the key always confidence?"
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"How come it's never love handles and flop sweat?"
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"and is so desperate"
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"in his own bed and post the video to YouTube,"
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"Well, if you're sure you want to do this,"
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"it's only coffee..."
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"Can I tell her I miss her?"
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"Maybe, if she asks."
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"Oh, I'm just trying to find the stupid next of kin"
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"Which is? Oh, I don't know."
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"Come on, take it off. I won't tell."
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"so I can get a skin graft."
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"What-what is that?"
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"and very real flower in my lapel."
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""What does this flower smell like?""
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"I'm gonna go with sad."
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"Please."
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"I remembered it was your favorite."
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"and I hope we can hang out again sometime."
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"You know, as friends,"
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"and her name is Penny!"
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"why do you waste your time with cheap, childish pranks?"
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"Which I'd be happy to discuss with you"
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"Okay, Sheldon, I am out of options!"
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"Well, you seem hot under the collar..."
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"Oh, oh, no, no."
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"I-It's because I spent all afternoon"
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"According to Father Solakian,"
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"But I'm not Armenian, so it probably won't work!"
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"Oh, not necessarily."
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"I suggest"
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"you look for long-lost relatives"
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"I found out the DVD was late"
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"I... You..."
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"that was diabolical."
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"And it wasn't easy."
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"if you're going to finally get satisfaction?"
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"I'll be the other man"
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"Hey, can I ask you a question? Sure."
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"Oh, uh, we played... once."
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"What window?"
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"Leonard, where are the Skee-Ball tickets?"
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"Skee-Ball tickets?"
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"Uh, if I still have them,"
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"Ooh, what are you gonna get?"
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"in my lapel later,"
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"you are most welcome to sniff it."
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"Yup, oh... here you go."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Here, get yourself an eraser for your troubles."
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"Oh."
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"Oh-ho."
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"My aunt made it for me when I started college."
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"Aw, did she hate you?"
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"Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater,"
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"Yeah, I seem to be a few tickets short."
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"Are there more in the box?"
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"Hmm, I think I got them all."
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"Nope, they're not in there."
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"Well, you barely looked. Let me see."
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