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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Plant You Now, Dig You Later (S01E01)

"Gee, thanks for putting up my hair, Ginger."
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"I couldn't sleep anyway thinking about that treasure chest."
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"I hope it's filled with diamonds or gold or even silver."
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"What would you like to find in it?"
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"Rock Hudson."
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"Shhh! Are you asleep?"
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"If I am, I'm doing it with my eyes open. Too excited to sleep."
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"You have every right to be excited. Just think."
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"By this time tomorrow, you might be a millionaire."
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"What will you do with all that money?"
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"Firstly, I'm gonna buy something, open that chest."
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"You really think I'm a millionaire?"
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"Sure, it's your chest, you found it, didn't you?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, finders, keepers."
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"What do you think is in there?"
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"Silver and gold doubloons. Maybe even gold bullion."
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"- Soup? - No, Gilligan, not soup."
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"Whatever it's got, it's got a lot of it."
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"Oh, I just wonder what's in there."
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"I can hardly stand the suspense."
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"Come to bed, Thurston, it's getting late."
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"I can't sleep. I just keep wondering."
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"What wonderful, marvelous trinkets must be in that chest?"
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"I never saw you pace the floor before."
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"Well, of course not. At home, I had my butler do it for me."
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"These islands can be so inconvenient."
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"Are you positive that treasure chest belongs to you?"
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"Of course, Gilligan was working for me at the time"
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"when he was digging and found it."
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"He was in my employee. All big business operates that way."
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"Just wish we could open that chest."
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"But how?"
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"The captain and Gilligan did everything they could."
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"They tried everything but picking the lock."
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"Picking the lock, Lovey. Like on the "Late Late Late Show.""
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"Why don't we try that?"
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"I'll get my knitting needle."
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"Gilligan, I just thought of something."
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"We didn't think about picking the lock."
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"Yeah."
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"Bobby pin."
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"I was once in a movie where I picked a lock with a bobby pin."
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"Ginger."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Quiet, Lovey."
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"Thurston, this is fun. I feel positively criminal."
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"Skipper, Skipper, I can hardly wait to find out"
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"if I'm a gold millionaire or Julian millionaire."
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"[gasping]"
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"- Good evening. - A good evening, yes it is."
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"A beautiful evening. We're just out for a breath of fresh air."
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"No, Skipper, remember we came here to--"
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"Shall we, uh, turn in... for the night?"
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"- Right. Goodnight, ladies. - See you all in the morning."
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"Atta boy, Skipper. I knew you'd get it open."
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"Certainly. Let the weight of the chest itself break it wide open."
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"Make it fast."
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"I still don't see, how you're gonna open the chest, this way."
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"The chest falls, and it's own weight"
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"will break those seams wide open when it hits the ground."
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"I must say that's very clever."
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"I must reward you with, uh, part of my treasure chest."
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"Your treasure chest? That treasure is Gilligan's."
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"Of course, he found it. Didn't you?"
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"You were with me, don't you remember?"
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"Of course, I remember."
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"But he was working for me. Therefore, the treasure is mine."
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"But that's ridiculous. It's the practice of any corporation."
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"- Gilligan is not a corporation. - I'm not even a business."
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"I still say the treasure chest is mine."
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"- Treasure chest is Gilligan's. - It's mine."
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"- Gilligan's. - Mine."
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"- Gilligan? - Mine."
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"- It's only me. - I thought it was Mr. Howell."
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"I came back to help you protect your rights."
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"When Howell wants something, he can be pretty tricky."
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"There you are. I thought I might find you next to my treasure."
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"Gilligan's treasure."
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"Gentlemen, I'm sure there's some simple and fair solution."
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"And what did you have in mind?"
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"Nothing specific, perhaps tossing a coin. Drawing straws."
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"Oh, what about a game of cards?"
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"Gentlemen settle differences with a game of cards."
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"Now, Lovey, you know that I know nothing about cards."
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"- Did I do it right? - You did it perfectly."
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"- I'm a champion poker player. - I know."
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"He fell right into our trap."
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"I was the best poker player in the whole of the seven fleet."
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"We gotta make sure that he plays poker."
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"I think we can be coaxed into a little game of cards."
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"- Where are you gonna get cards? - Oh, cards?"
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"By a happy coincidence, I just happen to have a deck of cards."
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"- One game, winner take all? - Yes, agreed."
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"- Shall we play Gin Rummy? - Blackjack."
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"- Casino. Red Dog. - Baccarat. Whist."
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"Well, anything but poker. That's my worst game."
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"- Mine too, but we'll play. - Agreed."
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"You'll have to excuse me for not knowing too much about cards."
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"(Thurston) 'See, back home, I pay attention to more important things.'"
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"'Such as...polo playing.'"
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"But then of course, from time to time I did watch the boys play."
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"Now...how many do I deal?"
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"Why six, I think."
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"Five, isn't it?"
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"He's right. I think you deal five."
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"Alright, whatever you say."
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"Now, you may cut."
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"Now, you may deal."
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"Ready?"
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"(Professor) 'Hey, the girls told me the fantastic news.'"
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"That's the treasure chest?"
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"(Gilligan) 'That's right, Professor.'"
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"'It certainly looks like the real thing.'"
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"I understand, there is a question to the ownership."
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"That's why we're playing one game of poker, winner take all."
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"Back home we'd never play cards for anything so important."
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"But back home, there are laws about such things."
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"This fellow was in my employee."
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"Well, the law says finders, keepers."
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