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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Plant You Now, Dig You Later (S01E01)

"If you're interested in law, only one way to settle it."
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"- A court trial. - A court trial here?"
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"Why not?"
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"As the law says "Lex Loci Lex Scripta Lexi Ta Ra"
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"'Nemo Solos Ab oath.'""
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"- What does that mean? - Your case comes up Tuesday."
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"You both agree to a trial to establish the ownership."
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"- Of course. I have legal right. - Gilligan?"
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"Skipper says I'm not allowed to talk to anyone except attorney."
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"I'll pay you a thousand dollars to represent me."
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"- But he's gonna be the judge. - I'll double the offer."
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"Public official, Mr. Howell."
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"No more of you evasive replies. Just answer yes or no."
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"Did I or did I not hire you to dig the barbeque pit"
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"which resulted in your finding the treasure chest?"
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"Thurston, that's very good. You're bound to win."
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"Lovey, you see, this is an open and shut case."
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"While I did hire Gilligan, I didn't actually pay him."
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"And the Skipper might use that as a loop hole."
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"Loop hole! Oh, you know all the legal terms."
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"Why not? After all I watched Perry Mason for six years."
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"But I can close that loop hole, if.."
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"If what, dear?"
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"If I can get Gilligan to take the money now."
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"Oh, there you are, I've been looking all over for you."
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"Oh, you have? I've been right up here."
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"Yes, I wanna pay you for the work that you did for me."
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"But I never finished digging the pit, I dug for 10 minutes."
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"At least let me pay for the time that you dug."
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"One hundred dollars be enough?"
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"A hundred dollars? That's almost five hundred dollars an hour."
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"Six hundred, but who's counting."
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"Gilligan, don't take that money."
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"Why not, Skipper?"
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"Gilligan, he's hoping that you'll take the money"
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"From now on, Mr. Howell, you are not to talk to my client."
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"Alright. I'll see you in court."
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"Ah. O-oh. O-oh."
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"Hi, Gilligan."
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"Oh, hi, Ginger. I'm just ironing my shirt."
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"My lawyer said I gotta look the best for the trial."
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"- Skipper's not here. - I didn't come to see him."
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"Well, the Professor's not here either."
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"- I came to see you. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Ever since I've been on this Island"
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"I've been forcing myself to stay away from you."
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"Just to fool the Skipper and the Professor."
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"You fooled me pretty good too."
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"Look at me, Gilligan."
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"Can't you tell what I've got bottled up inside of me?"
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"No, but it's sure trying to get out."
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"Let me tell you how--"
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"O-oh, you're hot."
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"Just my buttons."
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"Would you do me a favor?"
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"(Ginger) 'Forget about that old chest.'"
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"'I mean, just admit that you were working for Mr. Howell.'"
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"- Okay? - Yeah and.."
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"And?"
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"You can stay away from Gilligan."
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"Ginger, you can go back to Mr. Howell"
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"and tell him that it didn't work."
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"That's right, Gilligan."
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"It's not only important to tell the truth"
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"but it's also important how you tell it."
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"Let's get the story straight, right from the beginning."
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"Mr. Howell said he had a job--"
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"Hold it. Did he say "job?""
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"No."
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"Then don't mention it."
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"Now, remember the five points."
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"If you're struck at the trial, look over to me."
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"Now, let's try."
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"Mr. Howell wants you to do something for him."
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"Shows you where he wanted the barbeque pit."
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"'He never mentioned the word "job."'"
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"Never talked about money. And never paid you a penny."
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"- Now, you got that? - Yeah."
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"- What's that? - Your thumb."
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"No, it's Mr. Howell, asking you to do something for him."
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"Oh, I see. That's pretty good, Skipper."
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"What's that?"
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"Mr. Howell never paid me a single pinkie...penny."
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"Right, Gilligan. Remember that."
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"(Gilligan) 'Don't worry, Skipper, I'll remember.'"
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"(Skipper) 'You'll remember, even if we have to sit up all night.'"
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"Tampering with the witness."
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"I'll file charges."
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"Now, Mr. Howell, take it easy."
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"Tell me again, what were his exact words?"
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"Gilligan said that he'd get it straight."
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"Skipper said he'd make sure, but took all night."
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"So, I want to prepare charges in court."
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"Counsel has the right to go over testimony with his client."
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"- Whose side are you on? - I'm not on anybody's side."
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"Oh, you're not. I'll take care of that."
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"All over again."
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"Hey, I wonder what's going on over there."
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"I hope you're not thinking of offering me a bribe."
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"Of course not. You recall two weeks ago at dinner"
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"when I asked someone to pass me the juice and you did."
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"- Five thousand dollars? - No, no, no."
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"I caught you red handed. Trying to bribe a public official."
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"Your Honor, I want to file charges."
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"First trial hasn't even started"
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"and I've already got two more cases on the docket."
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"Are you ready?"
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"Everyone take their places."
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"The first superior court of this island is now in session."
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"(Skipper) 'The Honorable Professor presiding.'"
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"Be seated."
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"Since everyone is familiar with the case, we will dispense"
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"with the reading of the complaint encounter charges."
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"Skipper, you may call your first witness."
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"- 'I object.' - To what?"
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"I want to call my witnesses first."
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"But Mr. Howell--"
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"'You don't let me, I'm gonna take back my cape.'"
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"Professor, that is Your Honor."
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"It's perfectly alright with me"
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