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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - NutriBoom (S05E05)

"be thinking like a bird."
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"forcing Private Pigeon into the ceiling there"
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"and connected to a string that Gina is holding."
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"and Terry releases him outside."
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"Oh, God. It flew right into the fan!"
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"It's everywhere! There's pigeon everywhere!"
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"Hey, Boyle. - Hey, Jake."
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"- Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here?"
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"No. I only signed up as a one-time payment bribe."
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"I'm not selling NutriBoom. It's clearly a pyramid scheme."
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"scamming my closest friends?"
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"- Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line?"
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"and no other reason. - All right."
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"- No! No, of course not."
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"Are you ready for your first briefing?"
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"a small, attainable goal--"
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"The best way to lead is to always achieve all your goals."
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"all Latina policewomen right now."
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"- Absolutely. It happens all the time."
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"- It's payment for the last shipment."
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"- Charles, no."
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"Angela-- How can I"
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"under the teachings of founder Docter David Stovelman.""
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"but we're in the NYPD."
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"Not even Jay."
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"Congratulations. - Thank you!"
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"- Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago"
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"to start with something small and do it perfectly."
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"- Officer Jennings, I already have a plan."
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"No need to jump in."
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"- My honeymoon. - Whatever."
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"is a massive financial scam, right?"
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"- Oh, I don't know. Are you sure you wanna take them on?"
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"They're pretty scary. I mean, no one's seen"
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"- Hey, guys. - I don't know."
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"- Okay, the meeting"
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"Charles, you're going as Bill"
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"- Oh. That was the whole thing."
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"- Now, here's a list of all the nicknames I go by."
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"- Just write them all down for us."
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"- And that's why the number of belly buttons I have is..."
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"- Zero. both: Ahh."
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"- Okay, I think Boyle's ready."
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"Did you give the squad a simple goal?"
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"Rousing, resounding..."
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"- Oh, it's good to hear. Remember, failure..."
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"- I'm a terrible manager."
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"I guess. - No, he is not an Amy."
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"I am nothing like Gary."
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"Hey, Gary. What you reading? - The new issue"
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"and shaves his armpits."
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"- Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully?"
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"All right, Bill said that the offices"
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"Please turn your eyes to the monitors"
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"for a special hello from NutriBoom elite,"
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"- And there's our distraction. - When I first met"
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"I had no idea my amino acids could be so high"
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"- I didn't have to do anything. You've always been great."
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"- Fine. When you got too difficult to deal with,"
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"Like, who cares? - I don't have time"
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"you deal with an Amy."
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"until she walks away. - Ohh, brilliant."
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"They labeled their financial records "financial records.""
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"Dummies."
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"what does that mean?"
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"Just get out there and stall him."
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"- But--gah!"
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"I'm really sore from Pilates."
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"- Boom, boom. You seem off, man."
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"Why are you being so weird?"
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"aren't you?"
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"- Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom."
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"Credit where credit is due,"
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"was interesting about it? - I don't know."
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"- Are you just trying to get me to remember"
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"that Debbie Stovelman went missing last year."
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"- Right, but it is enough to make Stovelman nervous."
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"So my friend Wanda, she just loves the oceans."
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"- Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits?"
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"- Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy."
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"Rosa? W-where did she--"
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"Mr. Chandrasekhar, we wanted to talk to you"
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"- You'd pretend to be happy too"
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"Ohh. - Look,"
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"from the nard torture."
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"to get to him. - Yeah, I'll do"
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"- You can't put a price on life."
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"for your help, sir."
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"- I need to tell you something."
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"- Great. Can't wait to hear it."
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"Sergeant! - Oh, hey."
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"Goes perfect."
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"- Oh, there you are."
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"some nutrition specialists in the basement."
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"You can see for yourself if you'd like, Bill."
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"- I will see for myself, but I am not Bill."
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"- Jay! Oh, my God. - Boom, boom, guys!"
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"talking like that?"
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"- Oh, I see."
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"They gave you back your dog."
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"- Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say"
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"I've already called maintenance."
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"You saw right through me."
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"I failed as a manager. I couldn't deal"
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"- Yes, I know. We've been through it a lot today."
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"there's anything left to try."
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"Because an Amy is a tool."
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"with your name on it upstairs."
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"I thought you were murdered."
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"Because the Feds were investigating you."
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"Look, your annoying little crusade is wasting my time."
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"- Not gonna happen. Now we know you're alive"
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"but the fact remains,"
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"- How do you know about my honeymoon?"
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"- Damn!"
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"This place is a real maze."
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"Can I speak to you for a minute?"
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"- Wow, it's like staring in a mirror."
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"- All right, listen up, squad."
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