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Clips from Family Guy - Rich Old Stewie (S18E18)

"What a weird thing to try to impress me with."
Family Guy
"Okay, first stop, Chris Griffin."
Family Guy
"Especially after Grandpa died and left me the dark boathouse."
Family Guy
"You can still use the boathouse"
Family Guy
"on non-vacation Sundays in the spring."
Family Guy
"Taken care of me?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, I came down here to vape."
Family Guy
"Send Chris off to do this, send Chris off to do that."
Family Guy
"I'm supposed to be shoveling the driveway."
Family Guy
"I'm your older brother, Stewie, and I was stepped over!"
Family Guy
"It ain't the way I wanted it!"
Family Guy
"I'll put in my earbuds."
Family Guy
"I'm smart!"
Family Guy
"Not like everybody says, like dumb."
Family Guy
"I'm smart and I want respect."
Family Guy
"¶ Funky Cold Medina. ¶"
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"Chris, you live in filth."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I kind of wasted my life,"
Family Guy
"except I obsessed over teaching my penis how to talk."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"CHRIS' PENIS: Who's out there?."
Family Guy
"Settle down, just got some company."
Family Guy
"CHRIS' PENIS: Well, aren't you going to introduce me?"
Family Guy
"CHRIS' PENIS: I want to have a look at them."
Family Guy
"Hey, numbskull, that's how we got in trouble the last time."
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"He-he's really very friendly."
Family Guy
"CHRIS' PENIS: Where's the Jamba Juice you were gonna get me?"
Family Guy
"Never mind, I'll order it on Postmates."
Family Guy
"No, you won't."
Family Guy
"Stop spending all our money."
Family Guy
"So, what's Meg been up to anyway?"
Family Guy
"out in the desert."
Family Guy
"That sounds kind of cool."
Family Guy
"Well, she basically just tests bulletproof vests."
Family Guy
"(clicking)"
Family Guy
"(huffing)"
Family Guy
"Yeah, go, go, go."
Family Guy
"(winces)"
Family Guy
"Ooh... yeah."
Family Guy
"(coughs, retches)"
Family Guy
"(coughing)"
Family Guy
"Um, are you okay?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'll be fine."
Family Guy
"CHRIS' PENIS: Hi, Meg. Bring it in."
Family Guy
"Hi, Chris' Penis."
Family Guy
"How are you?"
Family Guy
"CHRIS' PENIS: Same spit, different day."
Family Guy
"Wow, look at Quahog."
Family Guy
"SINGERS (on radio): ¶ Weenie and the Butt. ¶"
Family Guy
"But somehow, the same morning DJs."
Family Guy
"SINGERS (on radio): ¶ Quahog 97 ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ FM on the radio ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ And the Internet ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ And the orb ¶"
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"¶ A new invention ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Which lets you hear stuff ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Right in your head ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Without a device. ¶"
Family Guy
"MAN 1: Try turning it off."
Family Guy
"MAN 2: You can't!"
Family Guy
"That's not all that hasn't changed."
Family Guy
"Cleveland's still on hold with United Airlines."
Family Guy
"(Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" playing over phone)"
Family Guy
"I'm starting to think my call is not important to them."
Family Guy
"RECORDED VOICE: Your call is important to us."
Family Guy
"Thank you for remaining on the line."
Family Guy
"And Seamus is still on hold with Spirit Airlines."
Family Guy
"RECORDED VOICE: We don't give a crap about you, but we're the cheapest,"
Family Guy
"-so sit there and take it. -Ah, sea turds."
Family Guy
"(knocking on door)"
Family Guy
"Mr. Seamus, five minutes to showtime, Mr. Seamus."
Family Guy
"but I also want to host The Muppet Show."
Family Guy
"(cars honking)"
Family Guy
"Look at all this traffic."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Brady Boulevard is tight this time of day."
Family Guy
"You know what? Cut over to Brady on Brady"
Family Guy
"The only book is just a label ripped off a Muscle Milk bottle."
Family Guy
"And look, there's the Robert Kraft Marina,"
Family Guy
"-full of tugboats. -(tugboat horn toots)"
Family Guy
"I can't even get my bearings."
Family Guy
"I wouldn't do that. Since you left,"
Family Guy
"the New England accent has become incomprehensible."
Family Guy
"I'm sure it's not that bad."
Family Guy
"-Cah gabbah? -What?"
Family Guy
"I-I just, I just want to know where the Quahog Harbor is."
Family Guy
"Cah gabbah."
Family Guy
"-Abbah dabbah. -Gwin' dahsee da Sawx. -N'abbah dabbah."
Family Guy
"-Cah gabbah. -Gwin' dahsee da Sawx."
Family Guy
"Aah! Brian, get out of here. Go, go, go!"
Family Guy
"WOMAN: Christopher "Irish or Italian name,""
Family Guy
"are you causing trouble out there?"
Family Guy
"-No, Ma. -Nomah? -Nomah!"
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"-Nomah! -Nomah! -Nomah!"
Family Guy
"QUAGMIRE: Hey, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Here comes a double scoop of trouble."
Family Guy
"except I pretty much only talk about ice cream now."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's cool, that's cool."
Family Guy
"Want to go get a cup? Cone? Bowl?"
Family Guy
"I-I'm just trying to see my folks."
Family Guy
"Man, I love ice cream."
Family Guy
"You know there's three different ice cream shops in Quahog?"
Family Guy
"They're all good."
Family Guy
"All right, well, good running into you, man."
Family Guy
"Oh, my babies, finally all together again."
Family Guy
"Hello, Mother."
Family Guy
"I mean, uh, damn you, vile woman."
Family Guy
"I must kill you, et cetera, et cetera."
Family Guy
"You know, there are three ice cream parlors in town."
Family Guy
"-We know. -They're all good."
Family Guy
"-Yes, he said that. -They're all good."
Family Guy
"Have we already run out of conversation?"
Family Guy
"Chris, Meg, how are you?"
Family Guy
"-Good, Ma. -How are you?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I can't complain. Little hard of hearing,"
Family Guy
"which is why I turned on the closed captioning."
Family Guy
"It's about 30 seconds behind, though."
Family Guy
"Now, what would you kids like for dinner?"
Family Guy
"-It's 3:15, Ma. -I know, we waited for you."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we-we can go ahead and turn that off."
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