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Clips from Family Guy - Rich Old Stewie (S18E18)

"(rattling nearby)"
Family Guy
"It's so wonderful to be here with all of you."
Family Guy
"(rattling continues)"
Family Guy
"You guys mind stopping for just one minute?"
Family Guy
"When I heard I was going to be receiving this award, I..."
Family Guy
"(shattering, rattling)"
Family Guy
"I'm not the person who yells at waiters,"
Family Guy
"but maybe everyone bussing tables can freeze?"
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"I-I don't understand why I'm the person"
Family Guy
"who has to be saying this, okay?"
Family Guy
"Okay, I'll never forget the first time I..."
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"(liquid pouring, ice cubes jiggle)"
Family Guy
"This award means the world to..."
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"(cork creaking)"
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"-...me... -(cork pops, liquid pouring)"
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"-and I want to thank... -(cork pops)"
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"-(liquid pouring) -everyone who..."
Family Guy
"Anybody with a (bleep) bowtie on,"
Family Guy
"stop what you're doing, walk into the coatroom,"
Family Guy
"and don't come out until I'm done talking!"
Family Guy
"(deep breath)"
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"I-I don't yell at waiters."
Family Guy
"I'm now going to stop mid-sentence"
Family Guy
"because I see someone from my..."
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"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"So, Brian, how's Frank Sinatra, Jr.?"
Family Guy
"You two still hanging out?"
Family Guy
"I'll never forget it,"
Family Guy
"it was Spiro Agnew's birthday."
Family Guy
"Wow, so you, uh, really went all-in"
Family Guy
"with the Japanese screens."
Family Guy
"Yes, I really like changing in silhouette"
Family Guy
"while carrying on a conversation."
Family Guy
"Will you excuse me?"
Family Guy
"It was, uh, it was fine."
Family Guy
"I had a layover in Atlanta..."
Family Guy
"What are you doing back there?"
Family Guy
"Can I interest you in a nightcap?"
Family Guy
"-I think I've got... -Who is that?"
Family Guy
"A little privacy, please!"
Family Guy
"What the hell was all that?"
Family Guy
"I have a lot of money, Brian."
Family Guy
"But let's continue this while I take a very foggy shower."
Family Guy
"No, Stewie, come on."
Family Guy
"And you haven't even told me how great I look."
Family Guy
"Thanks to me."
Family Guy
"I invented a pill to extend your life."
Family Guy
"It's called "Semper Fido.""
Family Guy
"What? Why?"
Family Guy
"Ha."
Family Guy
"What? Why?"
Family Guy
"I snuck it in your food because I wanted you"
Family Guy
"to live long enough to see that global warming is bull crap."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, we were so wrong about that."
Family Guy
"If anything, it's way colder now."
Family Guy
"Yes, and now thanks to you,"
Family Guy
"we're stuck with President Polar Bear."
Family Guy
"President Polar Bear, is it true"
Family Guy
"you ate the presidential seal?"
Family Guy
"That was a simple misunderstanding."
Family Guy
"-No further questions. -REPORTER: President Polar Bear!"
Family Guy
"REPORTER 2: President Polar Bear, what did you do for a Klondike bar?"
Family Guy
"Here's what I don't understand--"
Family Guy
"why did you even want me to live this long"
Family Guy
"if you were just gonna leave me?"
Family Guy
"It's not about you, Brian."
Family Guy
"I couldn't take it back there."
Family Guy
"But they were your family, Stewie."
Family Guy
"I guess I'm just not a family guy."
Family Guy
"(canned laughter)"
Family Guy
"Mom and Dad always wanted me to be someone I wasn't."
Family Guy
"Stewie Griffin, get in here right now!"
Family Guy
"-Yeah? -Well, I just got our Christmas card photos."
Family Guy
"You want to tell me what you're doing with your hands here?"
Family Guy
"Exactly, nothing."
Family Guy
"And what does the greeting at the top of the card say?"
Family Guy
""Merry Christmas and a Shocking New Year.""
Family Guy
"doing with their hands?"
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"-The shocker. -Right."
Family Guy
"Now, listen, Stewie, I'm a cool dad, all right?"
Family Guy
"I could care less what you do with the pink, truly."
Family Guy
"But the stink is where you get the "shocking.""
Family Guy
"You get that?"
Family Guy
"You get what I'm saying?"
Family Guy
"Even if it's just one, that's fine."
Family Guy
"But you got to put something there."
Family Guy
"I-I think it's gonna be fine."
Family Guy
"I'm sure people won't even notice."
Family Guy
"(laughing)"
Family Guy
"Oh..."
Family Guy
"Well, that was a long time ago."
Family Guy
"You have to come back."
Family Guy
"Stewie..."
Family Guy
"Peter is dying."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, that's awful."
Family Guy
"Of course."
Family Guy
"You know, he once asked me in the event"
Family Guy
"that he was sick to clear his Google history."
Family Guy
""Peter Griffin search history.""
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""Winnie the Pooh,"
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""Winnie the Pooh jacket,"
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""Winnie the Pooh vintage jacket,"
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""Winnie the Pooh letterman jacket,"
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""Winnie the Pooh windbreaker,"
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""Eeyore jacket,"
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""Eeyore vintage jacket,"
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""Eeyore letterman jacket,"
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"lactating pregnant Latinas...""
Family Guy
"Wow. Huge turn there."
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""Piglet pencil erasers.""
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"Okay, getting back in there."
Family Guy
"Oh, "cancer symptoms," yeah."
Family Guy
""Coughing up blood, pain in abdomen,"
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"Winnie the Pooh casket.""
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"Yeah, he is sick."
Family Guy
"You know, while we're here,"
Family Guy
"let's take a look at your search history."
Family Guy
"No, Stewie, that's..."
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""Spiro Agnew birthday.""
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