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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Raquel Welch (S03E03)

"- Marvin Suggs and the Muppaphones. - Ow!"
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"I know you're rehearsing. Could I talk to you for a few minutes?"
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"But of course, Mr. Kermit. Anything."
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"- Take a four. - Five."
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"- Ow! - Four!"
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"Uh... uh... Marvin, the question that most people ask..."
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"Oh, the answer is mutual love and respect."
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"[Muppaphones mumbling indistinctly]"
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"Shut up!"
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"Uh, Marvin, are these..."
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"Are these the original Muppaphones?"
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"Oh, no. I have to replace them every two or three months."
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"They go flat."
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"- You mean they get off-key? - No, flat."
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"- Ow! - Like little pancakes."
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"I don't think you want to know."
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"- Uh, yes... - Yes!"
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"Uh, well, Marvin, I was wondering,"
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"can I talk to the Muppaphones?"
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"But of course! The little froggy want to talk to you. Be nice."
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"[Muppaphones mumbling indistinctly]"
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"Uh, Muppaphones, I'll ask you the question most people ask,"
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"does it hurt?"
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"- Um, is Marvin still here? - Right here."
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"- I am not a cruel man. - [Muppaphones groaning]"
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"Shut up!"
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"- Uh, Marvin... - Please continue."
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"You were telling me how compassionate and sensitive you are."
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"Yes, but I should get back to rehearsal."
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"Come on, Marvin, how about some time off?"
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"- How about some croquet? - [yelps]"
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"[sighs] I wish I had the nerve to meet Raquel Welch."
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"She kissed me right here."
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"Scooter, I know she kissed you."
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"You told me four times she kissed you."
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"Touchy, touchy."
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"Well, she didn't kiss... Oh."
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"Hey, wait a minute, I can handle this, I can cope with it."
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"I am an important bear. I am capable, I am poised..."
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"- Hiya, Fozzie. - I am... I am..."
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"Hi. I've been looking all over for ya."
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"- Come here a second. - [stammering]"
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"Did you know that one of the main reasons"
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"that I wanted to do The Muppet Show"
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"was just so I could meet you?"
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"- [stammering] - Is something wrong?"
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"No... [stammers]"
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"- Oh. - I can't talk about it."
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"Just put your head on my shoulder here."
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"[♪ Confide In Me]"
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"♪ Confide in me ♪"
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"♪ Rely on me ♪"
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"♪ And I will try to satisfy ♪"
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"♪ Your every need ♪"
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"♪ Through the day ♪"
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"- ♪ 'Till we say ♪ - Don't do that, please."
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"♪ Goodbye ♪"
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"- ♪ Oooh ♪ - [moaning]"
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"- ♪ Take it slow ♪ - [chuckles]"
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"♪ Easy go ♪"
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"♪ Any friend would recommend ♪"
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"♪ The starlight show ♪"
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"♪ On a night like this ♪"
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"Oh, oh, Raquel, you are terrific."
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"On the contrary, Fozzie, you're the one that's terrific."
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"- Me? - Uh-huh."
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"You know, just being here, kind of close to you,"
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"I've noticed that you're really very charming."
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"- Charming? - Mmm-hmm."
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"In fact, I think you're very sexy."
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"Say again."
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"I think you're sexsational."
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"Ahh."
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"♪ Mmm, take your time ♪"
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"♪ And you will find ♪"
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"♪ A smiling face ♪"
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"- ♪ A warm embrace ♪ - Ooh."
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"♪ A sympathetic mind ♪"
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"- ♪ To do it right ♪ - [chuckling]"
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"♪ Confide in me ♪"
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"♪ Tonight ♪"
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"- ♪ Woh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - ♪ Woh, ho, ho, ho ♪"
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"♪ Confide in me ♪"
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"♪ Tonight ♪"
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"Oh, Raquel!"
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"Oh, Raquel! Oh, I feel so confident now."
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"You've made a complete bear out of me. Oh, yes! Yes!"
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"- Um, Fozzie... - Yes, sweetheart."
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"Yes, baby, say it!"
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"...even the slightest possibility that..."
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"Yes!"
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"...you might want to go to my dressing room"
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"and have a cup of tea?"
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"- You... You and me? - Uh-huh."
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"Could I bring a friend?"
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"[humming]"
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"[chicken whimpering]"
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"...de chickie in de basket."
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"Of course, here de chickie."
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"And over here, de basket."
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"[chicken clucking]"
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"Hey, chickie! Come here, chickie!"
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"[chicken bouncing loudly]"
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"[moaning]"
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"[humming]"
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"♪ Here de de are de chickie ♪"
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"That two points."
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"Kermit! Kermit! Kermit! Oh, listen, you've gotta read this!"
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"What? Are you still on the assertive kick, Fozzie?"
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"Kind of, but listen, Kermit, you are gonna love this."
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"It's the all-time comedy classic."
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"Kermit, in the history of show business"
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"there has never been, or will there ever be,"
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"a joke this funny. Here, read it, go ahead, read it."
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"Ahhh. Yeah."
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"[chuckles]"
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"- Ahhh? - It's not funny."
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"I got a better one."
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