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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Raquel Welch (S03E03)

"Uh, excuse moi, Raquel."
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"I just wanted to come by and welcome you to my show."
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"Thank you, Miss Piggy,"
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"but I understood that you weren't too happy"
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"Oh, where did you ever get that idea?"
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"Believe me, I understand."
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"After all, it is your show, and I'm just a guest here."
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"Raquel, Raquel, Raquel!"
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"The burdens of being an international sex goddess."
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"Yes, well, I suppose."
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"It must be nearly as tough for you."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"You know, sometimes, I really feel like"
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"Yes, me too. It gets to be kind of a bore, doesn't it?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"There's still a lot of joy left in being a woman."
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"- Don't you agree? - Mmm-hmm."
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"I plan to gather up all I can while it lasts."
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"[Scooter] Raquel?"
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"Standby for your solo number."
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"Solo?"
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"Yes. You don't mind, do you?"
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"Of course not. I... I..."
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"Oh, is that the costume for the solo number?"
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"How sweet."
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"Thank you. They made it especially for me."
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"Oh, especially pour vous."
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"Hmm, how très très happy I am pour vous."
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"[speaks French]"
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"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
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"Uh, I, uh... I think I shall go now"
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"to be up close where I can really see you."
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"Why, thank you. In the front row?"
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"Closer than that."
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"Now, once again, ladies and gentlemen, it's time"
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"- Is she... Is she ready yet? - [muppet] Who?"
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"- Raquel. - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Raquel Welch!"
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"♪ I can wash out 44 pairs of socks ♪"
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"♪ And have 'em hangin' out on the line ♪"
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"♪ I can starch and iron two dozens shirts ♪"
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"♪ 'Fore you can count from one to nine ♪"
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"♪ I can scoop up a great big dipper ♪"
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"♪ Full of lard from the drippin's can ♪"
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"♪ Throw it in the skillet Go out and do my shopping ♪"
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"♪ And be back before it melts in the pan ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm a woman! ♪"
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"♪ W... O... ♪"
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"♪ M-A-N ♪"
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"♪ Like to say it again ♪"
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"♪ I can rub and scrub this house ♪"
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"♪ Till it's shinin' just like a dime ♪"
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"♪ Feed the baby, grease the car and powder my face ♪"
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"♪ All at the same time ♪"
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"♪ I can get all dressed up ♪"
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"♪ Go out and swing till 4am and then ♪"
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"♪ Lay down at 5:00 jump up at 6:00 ♪"
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"♪ And start all over again ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm a woman! ♪"
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"♪ W... O... ♪"
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"♪ M-A-N ♪"
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"♪ You know that I'm gonna make you well ♪"
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"♪ If you come to me hexed up ♪"
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"♪ You know I'm gonna break the spell ♪"
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"♪ If you come to me hungry ♪"
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"♪ You know I'm gonna fill you all full of grits ♪"
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"♪ If it's lovin' you're lackin' ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm a woman! ♪"
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"♪ W... O... ♪"
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"♪ M-A-N ♪"
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"- ♪ Like to say it again ♪ - ♪ Like to say it again ♪"
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"♪ I can stretch a greenback dollar bill ♪"
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"♪ I can play the numbers ♪"
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"♪ Pay the bills and still end up with some ♪"
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"♪ I got a 20 dollar gold piece ♪"
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"♪ Says there ain't nothing I can't do ♪"
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"♪ I can make a dress out of a food sack ♪"
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"You can what?"
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"I said I can make a dress out of a food sack."
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"What do you do with a food sack dress?"
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"Honey, I can make anything look good."
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"Oh, yes!"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm a woman ♪"
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"♪ W... O... ♪"
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"♪ M-A-N ♪"
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"Ah-ha!"
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"♪ Like to say it again ♪"
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"Hoo, hoo!"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm a woman ♪"
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"♪ W... O... ♪"
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"[clears throat]"
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"♪ P... I... ♪"
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"♪ G ♪"
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"We've done everything we had planned to do,"
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"so I seriously suspect that this is the end."
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"But, before we go, let us have a warm thank you"
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"to our very special guest star, Miss Raquel Welch, yay!"
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"Thank you very much, Kermit. I had a wonderful time."
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"I don't think I changed my image."
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"Raquel, sweetie, baby, wanna go tell a joke together? Ahhh."
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"You may not have changed your image,"
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"but I think you may have changed ours."
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"[Fozzie chuckles]"
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"Every time I leave this theater."
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"[moans]"
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"- [applause] - Thank you!"
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"♪ Someone just like you ♪"
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"♪ You've got the spark I've got the desire ♪"
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"[chuckling] He wanted to learn to be more dominating."
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"in your dressing room?"
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"♪ But I'll be looking at the colors in the puddles ♪"
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"I've seen wars started over less than that."
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"What is going on... Whoa!"
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"I like to chat with some of the different members"
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"- M... m... - Uh-huh."
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"Do you... Do you think there's..."
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"[fanfare]"
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"♪ And that's all ♪"
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"Bye-bye!"
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