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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Raquel Welch (S03E03)

"These doors will swing open to the force of my will alone!"
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"OK, I'll open the doors."
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"- [door rattling] - [Fozzie groaning]"
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"There, I opened the doors,"
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"and I wanted to. Thank you."
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"It's a pity you couldn't open the show, too."
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"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Frog, I am an established artiste."
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"I will not be treated like a newcomer."
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"[both laughing]"
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"Very good."
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"Uh, Fozzie, are you trying to be pushy or something?"
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"Oh, no. I mean, yes."
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"I am trying to be more decisive."
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"- Hmm. - Uh, maybe."
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"- Fozzie, what are you doing? - I'm not too sure. Uh..."
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"Oh, you see, my group leader told me to be more aggressive."
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"Yes, uh, here."
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"[growls] Excuse me, I'm sorry."
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"[growls] Thank you. Thank you."
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"Fozzie, why don't you just go sit quietly"
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"Oh, no! Oh, no, not this time!"
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"Frog, this bear will never be pushed around"
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"- [stomping footsteps] - Breakfast! Breakfast!"
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"Aah! Breakfast! Breakfast!"
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"I think I'll go sit quietly in my dressing room."
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"Uh, you could describe our next performer"
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"as a complete contrast to Miss Raquel Welch."
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"Then again, you could also describe him"
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"as a complete contrast to every man, woman and child on Earth."
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"Uh, here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Gonzo, the Great."
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"[♪ Jamboree]"
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"♪ Lonely? Hey, I get lonely ♪"
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"♪ Sad? Whoo! I know sad ♪"
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"♪ To make life a jamboree ♪"
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"♪ And I see cows playing cellos ♪"
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"♪ With bananas where their horns should be ♪"
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"♪ And I see flags being waved By ducks in buckets ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Jamboree! ♪"
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"♪ And you've got a jamboree ♪"
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"♪ Ee... ee... ee... Ee... ee... ee... ee ♪"
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"♪ If all you know are bad times If all you see are walls ♪"
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"♪ If you get your news from the scuffs on your shoes ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause you've gotta see penguins throwing popcorn ♪"
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"♪ Chickens on a well-dressed moose ♪"
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"♪ And you gotta see rats floating by ♪"
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"♪ On pink balloons ♪"
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"♪ And fuzzy things on the loose ♪"
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"♪ Find where you hide and look inside ♪"
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"♪ And you've got a jamboree ♪"
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"♪ Well, you go run from thunder and you stay away from rain ♪"
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"♪ To see my jamboree ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Chocolate cakes! ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Bells on snakes! ♪"
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"♪ But me? Whoo, whoo, whoo! ♪"
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"♪ I'm a jamboree! ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Jamboree! ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Jamboree! ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Jamboree! ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Jamboree! ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - ♪ Jamboree! ♪"
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"- ♪ Jamboree! ♪ - [music fading]"
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"♪ Me, I'm a jamboree ♪"
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"♪ Yeah! ♪"
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"Wrong, there's nothing less than that."
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"[laughing]"
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"- [chattering indistinctly] - OK, nice one."
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"Yeah, good number, baby. [laughs]"
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"Yeah, very cute, very cute. Uh, sick but cute."
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"Uh, you guys are talking about me, huh?"
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"- No. - Uh, yeah. [laughs]"
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"It's no problem. I can take it."
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"Well, I don't know if I can take it."
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"Uh, listen, Fozzie, are you ready to do your monologue now?"
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"[clears throat]"
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"No! No!"
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"I am not... Excuse me, I'm sorry."
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"I'm through with all that!"
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"I do not need to buy friends with laughter anymore."
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"No, no. I am about to meet my true self."
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"- Uh... of course you are. - Yes."
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"I hope you'll be very happy together."
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"- Thank you. - [chuckles]"
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"I'll just go cancel your act for tonight."
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"Well, I'm sorry about that."
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"Don't worry, we've all got our problems here."
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"Yep, that's show biz."
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"See, my problem was my need to tell jokes."
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"Yeah, that was our problem too."
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"there will be no comic monologue on this show."
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"[cheering]"
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"Scooter, they... They want me!"
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"They... They like me! They need me!"
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"- And so, on with The Muppet... - Hey-ya! Hey-ya! Hey-ya!"
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"- What are you doing here? - My monologue. [laughs]"
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"But you were supposed to meet your true self."
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"- I just met him. - What's he like?"
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"He's shallow, insecure and needs to buy friends with laughter."
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"- Ah! It's too late! Get off! - What?! What?!"
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"[downtempo music plays]"
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"[Fozzie] Kermit, let go, they want me!"
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"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"
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"Uh, did you hear the one about the nut who joined the Army?"
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"Sure. They made him a kernel. [laughs]"
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"What, that old chestnut? [laughs]"
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"Wait, hey! Hey! You just cut that out, you pigs!"
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"Speaking of pigs,"
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"what do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a pig?"
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"Oh, that's easy. you get a polar boar."
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"[laughing]"
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"- Move! Look out! - [crashing]"
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"Hey, do you do all the cooking in the monastery?"
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"[Fozzie] Hey! Hey, I was gonna do that one!"
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"- No, I only cook the potatoes. - You only cook the potatoes?"
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"Wait! I'm doing this one! Uh..."
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"You only cook the potatoes? What do they call you?"
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"No, the chipmonk."
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"[laughing]"
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"From time to time,"
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"of The Muppet Show so you'll get to know them better."
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"Tonight, I'll talk with one of your favorite acts,"
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