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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Ding Dong (S07E07)

"- Wait."
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"- It does."
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"The Chief of Personnel called"
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"to say the promotion is in the works."
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"Her death means I've won."
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"It's finally over."
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"[cell phone chimes]"
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"An email from Madeline Wuntch?"
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"Subject line, "It's not over.""
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"- My friends,"
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"I have a proclamation to bestow upon ye."
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"- Why are you talking like that?"
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"- It is indeed about said tickets,"
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"and said proclamation about said tickets is in fact--"
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"- Jake, just tell us. No one is liking this."
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"- I'm loving it. You sound so smart."
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"- Oh, thank you, my loyal subject Charles."
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"Now, as you know, this decision has been quite hard upon me--"
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"Both of you. - What?"
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"- Indeed I did not,"
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"that I will cut all"
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"of said tickets in twain. - Twain?"
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"Terry doesn't want a twained ticket to "Kwazy Kupcakes.""
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"- That's not how tickets work."
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"- You'd just be ruining them. - None of us would get in."
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"- Are you dumb? - No!"
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"All right, full disclosure."
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"and then one of you was gonna take the high road"
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"you would just bow out,"
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"and then that person"
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"was gonna get the tickets."
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"- Nope."
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"If I don't get them, no one does."
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"- Agreed. Boyles or bust."
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"Cut them up. - I'm not gonna do that."
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"I'm just gonna have to think of another way to figure this out."
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"Stupid Bible with stupid lessons never solved crap!"
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"- So you were right."
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"Wuntch was not able to claw through her coffin"
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"and write the email herself."
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"It turns out, the lawyer for her estate sent it."
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"Not to be a lawyer. just seems like a fun test."
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"- Dude, you're bumming us out. - All right."
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"I'm going to play it. Brace yourselves."
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"If it shows Madeline,"
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"- Because we'll turn to stone? - No."
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"Because her eyes are ugly."
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"so yes. - When did she record this?"
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"it could be a livestream. - [laughs]"
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"- I'm sure you consider my untimely death a victory,"
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"but I'd never let you win."
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"I told everyone that in my final days,"
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"we reconciled and you insisted on hosting and organizing"
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"my NYPD memorial service."
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"I know you won't be able to resist badmouthing me"
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"at the service."
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"All the top brass will be there,"
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"and when you speak ill of me,"
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"it will end your career."
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"It's over. I won."
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"Bye, Raymond."
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"- Seriously?"
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"at her own memorial service. - Exactly."
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"It's impossible."
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"You're heating up your favorite meal; beans."
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"- They're refried."
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"It's bad enough they were cooked once,"
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"let alone twice,"
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"and now the toaster oven makes it three times."
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"I couldn't be crying for help any louder."
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"- So I take it you couldn't get out"
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"- Oh, no. It's impossible."
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"She has bested me yet again."
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"- Well then stop being such a moron, you idiot."
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"- Amy! - Sorry, it's the hormones."
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"- Angry Amy's right."
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"All you have to do is say a few nice comments"
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"during the memorial. - As God said"
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"- I tried to write a kind speech about her last night,"
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"It's, like, 20 pages long."
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"- Why is it in all caps? - So I remember to yell it."
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"- Look, since you can't say anything nice,"
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"try saying the opposite of whatever you're thinking."
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"Madeline Wuntch was..."
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"A friend. - See?"
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"- Hey, bud. What are you doing here?"
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"It's Thursday."
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"Shouldn't you be at tailoring class?"
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"- I want to say thank you."
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"Dad said that you were giving us tickets"
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"to the "Kwazy Kupcakes" movie."
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"- Oh, he did, did he? Excuse me one second."
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"Of all the twisted moves! - Don't hate the player."
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"Go ahead. Tell Niko he's not going."
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"I dare you. - [snarls]"
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"[laughs] Hey, listen."
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"Niko, there's something I gotta tell you."
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"both: Uncle Jake! Uncle Jake!"
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"- Slow down, girls. No need to run."
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"Uncle Jake is family."
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"Now, what do you wanna say to Uncle Jake?"
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"- Oh, that's so cute how you said that"
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"at the same time without rehearsing it in the car."
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"can I speak with you in the break room for a moment?"
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"Uh, hey, kids, look at this."
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"I hate to say this, but you two"
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"are acting like bad dads, and I should know."
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"One time my father forgot to pick me up from school"
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"'cause he was having sex with my best friend's mom."
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"- Yeah. I was 15."
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"I just walked to the mall"
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"and watched "Empire Records" by myself,"
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"but the point is, you're both acting ridiculous."
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"- No, this is on you, Jake."
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"You both want to go and I don't want to hurt either of you."
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"But maybe I don't have to."
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"I can let fate hurt you. We'll flip a coin."
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"Terry, call it in the air. Heads or tails."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"Did you just fold my quarter in half?"
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