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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Ding Dong (S07E07)

"You make the choice."
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"- Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow."
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"Just so you know, I would never bend your money."
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"- Yeah, 'cause you can't. - Correct, I cannot."
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"- No one can. How did he do that?"
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"Is it noticeable? - No."
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"- Yes. - Oh."
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"I thought we were gonna lie to her"
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"because it's so upsetting to look at."
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"- About that."
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"Yesterday before you convinced me"
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"I sent some instructions for how I wanted the room to look."
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"- So many balloon arches. - I know."
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"It all has to go. Okay!"
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"Everyone, we have work to do."
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"[organ music]"
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"Better? - Much."
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"- But to be clear,"
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"the first version was dope"
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"- Yes, this is the memorial for Madeline Wuntch."
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"Just saying her name brings tears to my eyes."
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"- Why, because her heart was made of onions?"
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"- Excuse me?"
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"when you cross a slug with an anal fissure."
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"We spent our entire lives trying to destroy each other."
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"I was her one true nemesis."
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"♪"
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"- No."
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"- Wow, you're right."
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"That happens to be an 1883"
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"Carson City silver dollar in near-mint condition"
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"complete with commemorative case."
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"[whistles]"
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"You know what? Keep it."
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"Shame, Terrence Jeffords, shame!"
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"You probably didn't realize this, Jake,"
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"but the lieutenant over here is trying to bribe you."
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"- Yeah, I don't think he's hiding that."
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"- I am not. - Well, neither am I."
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"Here's a check for $200."
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"- Another silver dollar."
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"- Well, here's a second check for $77."
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"I am up one dollar. - Four more."
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"- As many as it takes."
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"- Well, this checkbook is only on 304,"
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"so I can write checks all day long."
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"You figure out who gets the tickets and tell me."
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"That should keep them busy for a little while."
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"- Hey, Jake, we've decided how to settle this."
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"- We're gonna duke it out in the ring."
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"- That man is lying."
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"I don't believe Wuntch had another rival."
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"- Are you jealous? - Of course I am."
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"while she was only despising me with a fraction of hers?"
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"- If you have a better way to soak up sweat,"
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"I would like to hear it."
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"- Where are you going?"
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"- To find out if there was another man."
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"- I only ask because Madeline never mentioned you."
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"- Mm. - I think you added an "R""
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"to the word "fiend." - No, I'm sure it was friend."
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"I mean, based on context alone,"
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"We had a very contentious relationship."
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"She never forgave me for embarrassing her"
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"and J.Lo together."
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"- For 15 years I replaced her anti-wrinkle cream"
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"with sour cream."
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"and watched the "Lizzie McGuire" movie"
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"- She made me guard that doctor"
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"who came back to New York with Ebola."
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"- Sir, maybe you want to keep it down."
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"You were not her greatest rival,"
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"and the proof is right here."
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"I may be dying"
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"but I burned down your cabin in Maine."
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"You were my one true rival."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"- I meant nothing to her."
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"That cockroach Madeline was two-timing me!"
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"but I don't think I can just breeze past"
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"the outfit, "Sister Act.""
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"- I sweat through my clothes"
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"and I found this in the back of a closet, okay?"
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"- Oh, there he is. Sir, over here."
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"- Where are you?"
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"Why are you holding the mean yelling speech?"
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"to truly hate me back."
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"Well, screw her."
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"If you read that speech, you'll be fired."
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"And it's worth it."
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"- No, that's what Wuntch wanted."
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"You're letting her win. - Sweaty Amy's right."
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"If you really wanna get back at her,"
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"- It's like " The Durrells of Corfu""
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"when Prudence and Louisa joined forces--"
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"- To sink the catamaran of the bookseller Yorgos"
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"who wronged them both. Yes!"
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"I will team up with Adam."
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"[laughs] For a moment there,"
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"I almost forgot who the real villain was."
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"The woman who recently died. - Mm."
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"- Charles, why did you let Terry choose boxing?"
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"Boxing's in my blood."
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"My Nana Boyle boxed in the Navy."
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"- I'm sure she did but-- and hear me out--"
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"what if you're not as strong as your Nana Boyle?"
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"She taught me her signature punch;"
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"the Strawberry Basket. - That does not reassure me."
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"Hey there, big guy."
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"- Yep, my girls are gonna see this movie."
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"- Right, well, before you commit manslaughter,"
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"I do feel compelled to tell you that the movie"
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"only has a 38 on Rotten Tomatoes."
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"- I wanna see the big guy pop the little guy's head off."
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"- Yeah, let's start the fight!"
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"I wanna pop that little guy's head off!"
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"- [laughs] Good one, Jake."
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"- All right. I guess this is happening."
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"Touch gloves."
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"[exciting music]"
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