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Clips from Taxi - Men Are Such Beasts (S01E01)

No, no. It's no big deal.

"No, no. It's no big deal."

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Ooh, you left a note on his windshield.

"Ooh, you left a note on his windshield."

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Hi, Tony.

"Hi, Tony."

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Help you stay awake,

"Help you stay awake,"

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You know I don't do that kind of junk.

"You know I don't do that kind of junk."

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* ...taxi, honey...

"* ...taxi, honey..."

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It's a gun, it's a gun.

"It's a gun, it's a gun."

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I've ever been through.

"I've ever been through."

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All right, all right, we got a lot of cabs here.

"All right, all right, we got a lot of cabs here."

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A one and a nine?

"A one and a nine?"

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That doesn't look like aspirin.

"That doesn't look like aspirin."

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but I don't seem to feel anything.

"but I don't seem to feel anything."

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It's us.

"It's us."

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Hey, wait a minute, Louie.

"Hey, wait a minute, Louie."

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That I don't even have to think about.

"That I don't even have to think about."

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JOHN: Yeah, and me, too.

"JOHN: Yeah, and me, too."

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I'll have to fire her.

"I'll have to fire her."

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( theme music playing )

"( theme music playing )"

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Hi, Tony.

"Hi, Tony."

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Hi, Latka.

"Hi, Latka."

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How you doing?

"How you doing?"

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Oh... ( speaking native language )

"Oh... ( speaking native language )"

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Well, I got a little problem.

"Well, I got a little problem."

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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Well, there's this girl...

"Well, there's this girl..."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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Well, I met her a couple of weeks ago.

"Well, I met her a couple of weeks ago."

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She's a cab driver, too.

"She's a cab driver, too."

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Works out of the Bronx.

"Works out of the Bronx."

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We were both in the line at Kennedy

"We were both in the line at Kennedy"

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and we got to talking and we went for breakfast...

"and we got to talking and we went for breakfast..."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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Right-- one thing led to another.

"Right-- one thing led to another."

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So, I've been seeing her for a couple of weeks

"So, I've been seeing her for a couple of weeks"

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and I'm not so sure I want to go on seeing her.

"and I'm not so sure I want to go on seeing her."

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( asks question )

"( asks question )"

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Can I just tell her?

"Can I just tell her?"

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I mean, I think she likes me.

"I mean, I think she likes me."

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I don't want to hurt the girl.

"I don't want to hurt the girl."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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You're right, the longer I wait

"You're right, the longer I wait"

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the tougher it's going to get, but...

"the tougher it's going to get, but..."

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You're right. I just got to take care of it today.

"You're right. I just got to take care of it today."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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I will, Latka, I will, all right.

"I will, Latka, I will, all right."

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Hey, Latka, tell me something.

"Hey, Latka, tell me something."

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How come I never understand a single word you say,

"How come I never understand a single word you say,"

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yet I always know what you're talking about?

"yet I always know what you're talking about?"

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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Uh... uh...

"Uh... uh..."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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Yeah, that must be it.

"Yeah, that must be it."

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Hey, Alex.

"Hey, Alex."

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Louie, I just had an accident in 723.

"Louie, I just had an accident in 723."

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What? Are you okay, man?

"What? Are you okay, man?"

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute."

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One thing at a time.

"One thing at a time."

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Where's the cab?

"Where's the cab?"

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It's upstairs.

"It's upstairs."

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Latka, go on up and check out the damage.

"Latka, go on up and check out the damage."

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I want a complete report.

"I want a complete report."

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Was anybody hurt?

"Was anybody hurt?"

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I just dented my fender

"I just dented my fender"

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and knocked in the side of a parked car.

"and knocked in the side of a parked car."

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It shouldn't be more than $700-800.

"It shouldn't be more than $700-800."

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A parked car?

"A parked car?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Alex Rieger, 180,000 miles without an accident,

"Alex Rieger, 180,000 miles without an accident,"

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voted "New York Cabbie of the Month" August 1977,

"voted "New York Cabbie of the Month" August 1977,"

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just rams into a parked car?

"just rams into a parked car?"

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Louie, I just couldn't help it!

"Louie, I just couldn't help it!"

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I was going down 72nd street

"I was going down 72nd street"

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and as I was approaching Third Avenue,

"and as I was approaching Third Avenue,"

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this dog runs out in front of my cab.

"this dog runs out in front of my cab."

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Either I hit the dog

"Either I hit the dog"

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or swerve and hit this Cordoba

"or swerve and hit this Cordoba"

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that was parked there.

"that was parked there."

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Wait a minute.

"Wait a minute."

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You mean, you had a choice of running over some mutt

"You mean, you had a choice of running over some mutt"

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and ramming into a Cordoba?

"and ramming into a Cordoba?"

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A Chrysler Cordoba with Corinthian leather?

"A Chrysler Cordoba with Corinthian leather?"

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And you chose...

"And you chose..."

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You made a conscious choice

"You made a conscious choice"

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to hit the Cordoba?

"to hit the Cordoba?"

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Where are your values, Rieger?

"Where are your values, Rieger?"

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Hey, Louie, why don't you just lay off him, all right?

"Hey, Louie, why don't you just lay off him, all right?"

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Yeah, he feels bad enough.

"Yeah, he feels bad enough."

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( growls )

"( growls )"

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Were there any witnesses?

"Were there any witnesses?"

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No.

"No."

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What about the owner of the parked car?

"What about the owner of the parked car?"

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He wasn't there. I left a note on his windshield.

"He wasn't there. I left a note on his windshield."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Oh, good thinking, Rieger.

"Oh, good thinking, Rieger."

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Otherwise, he might not know where to reach us

"Otherwise, he might not know where to reach us"

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and we couldn't pay for the damages.

"and we couldn't pay for the damages."

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Smart, smart.

"Smart, smart."

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Louie, you have to leave a note.

"Louie, you have to leave a note."

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It's the law.

"It's the law."

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Well, sure it's the law.

"Well, sure it's the law."

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It's also the law you can't spit in public.

"It's also the law you can't spit in public."

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You have such an elegant way of making a point, you know that?

"You have such an elegant way of making a point, you know that?"

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Come on, let's get breakfast.

"Come on, let's get breakfast."

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$700 damage just to avoid hitting a dog.

"$700 damage just to avoid hitting a dog."

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I mean, if you'd have swerved

"I mean, if you'd have swerved"

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to avoid hitting an old lady,

"to avoid hitting an old lady,"

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I could understand.

"I could understand."

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I'm not saying I'd agree,

"I'm not saying I'd agree,"

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but I could understand.

"but I could understand."

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But a dog.

"But a dog."

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( growls )

"( growls )"

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You know, that was my first accident

"You know, that was my first accident"

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in almost six years of driving a cab.

"in almost six years of driving a cab."

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Well, look at it this way-- you're not a virgin anymore.

"Well, look at it this way-- you're not a virgin anymore."

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Yeah, I lost my bumper.

"Yeah, I lost my bumper."

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Hey, Tony, over here.

"Hey, Tony, over here."

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Hi, Tony.

"Hi, Tony."

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Hey, I can only sit down for a minute.

"Hey, I can only sit down for a minute."

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