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"They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country"
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"and nobody was certain how it would turn out."
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"As you can see, this crowd is not to be trifled with."
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"I wonder if you people would let me through."
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"For many years, I have waited for this day,"
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"No, sir. We'll find them. We'll find them, don't worry."
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"(GUNSHOTS)"
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"The latest work-in-progress at General Equipment."
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"SALESMAN: The Exec-usiser is a device"
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"to keep physically fit and still function effectively in one's business."
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"As he pulls those handles, the back muscles are brought into action"
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"You'll do business with the US government."
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"Who?"
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"and I think I'll take Commentary and the Saturday Review."
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"Fifty, a dollar, dollar and a quarter..."
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"Back, back, back."
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"and an electrically warmed toilet seat for cold days."
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"Is it possible to discuss that over dinner tomorrow night?"
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"He'd be the first to admit that."
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"seem to have such an instinctive feel for the human condition."
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"That's very wise. You know, that's... I think, pithy."
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"Listen, I have to go now. I have a lot of work to do."
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"Erm... the night after tomorrow?"
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"Oh! Oh, I know. You know, I'm that way on that word appendicitis."
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"- Oh, I can't take that. - But castration!"
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"What about Saturday?"
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"Sorry."
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"This light for the mood - it's not right, right now."
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"Have you seen X-rays of me?"
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"- I know. I know. - Well, my heart is beating."
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"What do you mean? Something missing from me?"
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"Like... Like..."
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"I don't know what it is."
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"- Is that what you're saying? - No."
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"So what, then? I don't understand. Has it got to do with..."
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"I'm a leader! I have all the qualities of leadership."
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"I'm interested in so many vital political things."
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"- Well, I can't give. I'm sorry. - If we each receive, it might work."
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"Goodbye."
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"I'm sorry if I hurt you."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"- Who's she looking for? Hitler? - Women are very temperamental."
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"Do I look like the kind of guy that would have trouble in bed?"
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"We were gonna write a paper on it."
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"What? Why are you going out of the country now?"
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"- To a country called San Marcos. - I've never heard of it, dear."
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"- and I've been following it for a while. - Sure you've been following it."
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"Listen to me, son. You can do this. You can be a fine surgeon."
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"- Look, take over. Give me a clamp. - No!"
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"- Fielding, get out of here. - Your father doesn't give you..."
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"God bless you."
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"Go. Gesundheit."
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"- I've got to go. - You're really going?"
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"You're losing the patient while we're talking."
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"Incidentally, do you think you could get me out of here by 7 o'clock tonight?"
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"We keep playing to him the entire score of Naughty Marietta."
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"Oh, these are prunes. I like cherry."
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"That's 12.60..."
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"- You have Bank of America? - Yes."
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"I'll pick it up. Excuse me."
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"It has been a real pleasure to have this little chat with you."
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"Too long. We'll get another tailor."
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"Do the best you can."
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"So long, suckers."
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"Don't hold your breath. If you ever need a squirrel, call me."
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"Lizard."
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"Snakebite! I got bitten by a snake!"
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"and if necessary, you will die a hero."
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"Do you have any grilled cheese sandwiches?"
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"- Yes, sir. - Well, let me have a thousand."
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"300 tuna fish... and 200 bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches."
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"Let me have 110 on whole-wheat... and 300 on white bread."
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"Er... let me have 700 regular coffees,"
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"You want anything with these sandwiches?"
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"Er... mayonnaise on the side."
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"- Everything is ready, sir. - Er... which one is the roll?"
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"(# PYOTR ILYICH TCHAIKOVSKY: "1812 OVERTURE IN E FLAT, OP. 49")"
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"you three will kidnap the British ambassador."
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"I will drive."
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"and you will inject him with Sodium Pentothal."
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"You mean the CIA, Excellency."
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"Hello, hello? Miami?"
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"For a single room?"
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"Yes, but soon we'll hold free elections, let the people choose their own leaders"
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"These people are peasants. They are too ignorant to vote."
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"What's the Spanish word for "straitjacket"?"
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"The power has driven him mad."
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"I know you're gonna find the guy."
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"The one person who recognises us was arrested on a morals charge."
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"I don't know, my friend,"
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"but without it, the revolution will fail."
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"You know, I actually think that I probably could go to the United States and fake it."
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"I know you can do it, Fielding."
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"- ...with great anticipation. - ...with great anticipation."
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"Look out!"
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"Although the United States is a very rich country,"
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"For instance, there... there are locusts."
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"This whole thing smacks of conspiracy, if you ask me."
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"We'll make an example of this... hepcat."
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"The United States government brings charges against Fielding Mellish"
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"Do you realise there's not a single homosexual on that jury?"
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"'Who is this?"
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"'Can you hold on one second?"
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"All right, I did it!"
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"I did it! I'm guilty!"
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"Sorry."
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"but not when they're too different."
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"Well, you... you might say I have two nationalities."
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"You swear to God and yet you have no compunction about teaching evolution."
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"PROSECUTOR: And so you followed Fielding Mellish"
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"and overheard him make treasonous remarks about this country?"
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"- No! - (INDISTINCT)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, you will retire for your verdict."
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"You stick to New Testament cigarettes, and all is forgiven."
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"Fielding Mellish was found guilty today on 12 counts of treason"
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"in a civil ceremony in downtown Manhattan."
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"He's wearing a green corduroy suit, jogging and bobbing down the aisle,"
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"They approach one another cautiously. Nothing unique about that."
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"although you can see for yourselves, I have never seen action like this."
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"Really, I was expecting a longer bout."
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