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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Open Mic (S04E04)

"Just one way to engage with the community."
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"Because they feel at home there,"
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"it feels like... comfortable."
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"Um..."
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"Okay."
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"You remember our opening day here?"
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"Yes! It was opening day, and there was booze."
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"We need to do something to make this store"
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"feel a little bit more accessible,"
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"a little bit more inclusive."
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"What if we hosted an open mic night?"
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"I am open to suggestions."
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"I actually used to host one in high school."
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"There was a little café around the corner from my house,"
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"it had a little stage in the back."
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"Drew a pretty big crowd."
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"Okay."
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"So there was a point at which you,"
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"and some of your fellow amateur singer songwriters"
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"would gather and perform poetry and songs?"
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"- Yeah. - For one another?"
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"- Mhm. That's right. - Oh god."
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"The occasional improve troupe would stop by."
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"I'm um... I'm feeling kind of ill."
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"David, you can laugh now,"
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"but... an open mic night can be a surprising amount of fun."
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"Okay, no, worst case scenario, I watch improv."
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"Okay, so first of all, I would like to thank you both"
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"for meeting with me today."
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"That's a good question, and the answer is, yes."
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"Um, I'm just gonna say it."
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"This place needs a tonne of work, like top to tail."
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"I think what you mean to say is proposed improvements?"
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"No, I mean like full-blown things that need fixing."
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"Oh."
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"Um, the comment cards, for example,"
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"They're just a placebo effect"
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"Uh, you have to take those with a grain of salt, honey."
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"Those cards are written by embittered people"
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"with way too much time on their hands."
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"Um, but some of them are from people"
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"who are trying to point out things like,"
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"you don't even have a website."
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"and it's just like a cartoon of a construction worker"
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"It's under construction."
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"And the phone booking system works just fine."
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"and the woman's voice was aggressive and off-putting."
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"- I had strep at the time. - Okay."
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"I'm gonna offer you both a PR and marketing strategy,"
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"pro Bono."
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"And if you're into it, we'll pull the trigger,"
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"and then we'll get things going from there."
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"Well, now's not the time to take our foot off the gas, Stevie,"
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"and if we have a publicist at our disposal."
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"Would we call her a publicist?"
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"Um, I actually prefer to be called"
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"- a freelance brand invigorator. - Hmm."
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"And I also have a super easy multi-step plan in place"
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"for the motel."
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"That sounds intense."
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"Um, maybe we should take a minute and think about this."
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"Well, I don't think there's any harm"
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"in exploring Step 1 of the plan."
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"was this presentation, and we nailed it."
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"So, as your new VP of Marketing and Communications,"
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"Yeah."
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"Don't worry, Moira,"
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"I'm not gonna ask you whether I'm having a boy or a girl."
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"Wonderful."
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"Roland told me what happened today,"
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"I just feel terrible that you are in this sticky situation."
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"Don't worry, I've propelled it to the back of my brain."
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"You must think that this is silly,"
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"but keeping the gender of the baby a secret"
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"is a bit of a tradition in Roland's family."
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"I believe he said so, yes."
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"It goes way back. Way, way back."
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"Salem, Massachusetts, actually."
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"Yeah, his great-great-great great-grandmother"
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"accurately guessed the sex of her daughter's baby,"
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"and then was put on trial for witchcraft,"
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"- so, you would see why. - Toil and trouble."
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"Roland never should've left that envelope on your desk."
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"And now look at you, burdened with this secret."
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"I mean, you must just wanna shout out"
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""it's a boy!" Or, "it's a girl!""
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"I mean, I wouldn't wanna break the Schitt family tradition."
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"Oh Jocelyn, look at yourself."
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"And you are being so strong, Moira."
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"keeping it to yourself."
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"Veronica!"
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"She just have forgotten her handbag."
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"I'm sorry, you were talking about something?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the evening rush?"
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"Uh, yes, one customer came in,"
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"Well, I have good news."
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"and Ronnie says that we can get around the liquor license"
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"What's the permit for?"
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"The open mic night."
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"Oh!"
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"Yeah! We're moving forward with it."
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"Did you know Bob does beat poetry in his spare time?"
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"No."
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"Oh god. Um... what's that-what's that?"
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"Right. Okay,"
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"when we were talking about the open mic night,"
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"I thought that you would be hosting it,"
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"Right. Okay."
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"So then you will be... playing your acoustic guitar"
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"in front of people then, in public."
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"- And singing a song. - And singing a song."
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"I was thinking about singing an original song."
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"- An original song? - But then I thought you know,"
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"it's probably best just to stick with a classic."
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"Yeah. Classic."
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"So I'm sensing some apprehension."
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"No, I think it's, you know, it's..."
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"it's not scary or embarrassing"
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"for the person you're dating to sing at you"
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"I think that's cool."
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