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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Open Mic (S04E04)

"David, you're gonna be fine."
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"It's just a way to get some people in the store, okay?"
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"Yeah. Yes, for sure."
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"I mean, if you are, confident,"
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"to put yourself and our relationship at risk"
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"like that, then I am... 87% behind you."
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"- do I wear my fringed vest? - Okay."
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"Okay."
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"This image is gonna be used as the key art"
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"for the new website, so it has to be like, on message."
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"the motivation here is two small-town friends"
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"welcoming guests to their humble motel."
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"Oh. Should I be holding a key?"
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"No, Mr. Rose, unless you wanna look really, really corny."
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"Yeah, like really, really cheesy, and off-brand."
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"All right, no key. No key."
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"Just look at the camera like uh, it's a guest."
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"If the camera was your guest, how would you greet her?"
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"Um, welcome to the Schitt's Creek Motel."
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"I'm Johnny Rose."
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"Um, yes, but no, don't use your mouth."
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"Smile with your eyes."
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"Okay, Johnny, what are we doing with our hands?"
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"Yeah, something about this is just not working for me."
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"Okay, um, Mr. Rose,"
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"would you mind taking one step to your left?"
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"Okay now, three more steps to your left."
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"So Stevie, one other angle"
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"that I'm playing is focusing just on you."
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"You're the hook."
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"Pretty country girl who doesn't care about big city things"
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"like... dressing well, or how she looks."
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"We could rename the motel like, Stevie's Place."
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"Stevie's Place sounds like a shelter for battered men."
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"Okay, well the name was just a jumping off point."
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"Um, we could use your last name,"
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"and call it the Budd Inn."
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"And now that I'm saying that out loud,"
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"obviously we're not gonna do that."
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"But I do wanna focus on you."
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"Is this a team meeting, 'cause I'm part of the team."
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"Uh, no we're good, we're gonna focus on a solo shot."
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"Solo?"
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"Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose,"
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"it's probably because you didn't know what to do with your hands."
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"Or maybe it's because your face looked like"
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"it tasted something sour. Or maybe..."
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"Thank you, Ray, I get it."
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"Okay, actually, I'm really not good with this."
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"Okay, Stevie, you need more confidence,"
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"because this is all you."
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"Like literally anything."
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"Okay, I'm gonna need a minute."
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"We didn't budget for that, but sure."
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"and a brief seance, Roland and I have decided..."
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"Oh boy. Uh, could we hold off until I get Gwen on the phone?"
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"Ronnie, you don't have to stick around"
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"- if you don't want to. - No, no I'm in it now."
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"Well, I'm not so sure I am."
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"Knowing everything your great grandmother went through,"
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"I would... no, I will not be held accountable"
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"for invoking a coven."
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"Uh, Gwen has stopped her Pilates tape for this,"
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"so uh, can we get a move on here?"
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"It's a girl."
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"Tammy!"
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"- Or a boy. - Huh?"
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"- Perhaps it's a boy. - Wait, which one is it?"
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"All of a sudden, expected attention"
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"has me doubting what I saw. I barely glanced at that paper."
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"an M and an F,"
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"just can't recall which one was circled."
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"- Well, could you try? - It's your fault!"
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"You told me to keep it a secret,"
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"and that's exactly what I did, even from myself."
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"Okay, well nobody panic."
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"And I wrote down the new combination on a sticky note."
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"Perfect, so where's the sticky note?"
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"Well, the sticky note, I believe,"
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"is also in the safe."
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"Well that, I will admit, is my blunder."
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"Gwen, you still there? Hello?"
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"but the hot 10 I've given you has turned into a very hot 20."
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"Yeah, I'm just a little overwhelmed right now."
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"Okay, um, babe, I get it."
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"You're probably thinking like, oh,"
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"is my foundation off by a shade?"
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"And the bottom line is, maybe."
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"But you know what?"
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"So, I'm playing around with Ray,"
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"we took some shots with my hands outta my pockets,"
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"and he thinks with a little Photoshopping,"
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"they may turn out okay."
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"- Everything good here? - Um, Stevie has cold feet."
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"Okay, Stevie, I know this is a little overwhelming,"
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"but if you wanna grow the business,"
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"Maybe I don't wanna play the game."
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"Maybe I don't wanna grow the business."
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"Okay, Stevie, as VP, and CEO of In-House publicity,"
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"growing the business is generally considered"
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"to be a good thing."
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"Right, but the more we grow the business,"
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"the more money we make. And the more money we make,"
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"the more likely you are to take off,"
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"What would make you think I would walk away"
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"from this business?"
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"Aside from the fact that your wife"
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"- talks about leaving every day? - Okay, sorry to jump in again,"
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"but this conversation seems like something"
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"we should have had before the photo shoot."
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"Stevie, whatever decisions we make,"
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"Can I get that in writing?"
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"Okay, this is cute. This is cute."
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"Ray should be seeing this."
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"Johnny's looking half-normal."
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"- Hi. - You see?"
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"You see what I told you?"
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"This is all it took to get people out on a work night."
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"Yup, a lot of people are shopping and drinking."
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"I don't even know if we need to do the open mic part."
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