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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Open Mic (S04E04)

"It's either my birthday, or Gloria Estefan's."
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"That's the sonogram of our baby!"
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"might you and I confabulate for a moment in the back room?"
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"Oh."
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"I think that we need to be a little more proactive"
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"Well, there's someone... that... is going to the café."
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"You know why people are always in the café?"
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"Okay, are you saying that I don't make people feel at home?"
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"- And people are drunks. - Yes but they still showed up."
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"Okay. Well, I am open to suggestions."
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"Worst case scenario, we get some people in the store."
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"Was this really necessary?"
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"We're talking serious, but manageable, fixes."
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"It's become very clear to me that you don't read them."
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"for people who feel the need to complain."
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"A lot of these are from Mom."
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"- We have a website. - No. I looked it up,"
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"holding a sign that says "we'll be right back". So."
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"Um, actually the phone booking system is confusing,"
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"we'll work on my contract and my salary,"
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"That's great, because Step 1 of the plan"
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"I'll pass."
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"- Is it a girl? - Valiant attempt, Jocelyn."
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"I was just testing you."
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"Stupid witch!"
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"I know. I'm embarrassed by my behaviour."
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"I can't imagine just holding all that information,"
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"Someone took a long coffee break."
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"who was asking for directions."
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"I got us a permit for tomorrow night,"
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"if we just charge people cover at the door, so."
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"So we're moving forward with the open mic night, then."
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"People are pretty excited about it, too."
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"This is called an acoustic guitar."
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"not performing at it."
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"Well, traditionally the host plays at least one song, so."
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"with an acoustic guitar in front of people."
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"Good to know. So now the only question is,"
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"Okay, hi, hi."
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"Yes, uh, Stevie, Mr. Rose,"
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"I don't know."
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"Uh, um, talk to the guests with your face."
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"What the fuck does that mean?"
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"Alexis, I don't love you calling me Johnny."
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"- Okay, are we done here? - Okay, it's probably my fault,"
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"but I don't think I've gotten a good photo yet."
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"Um, like can you..."
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"Attention everyone, after much, much discussion,"
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"We wanna know the sex of our baby, Moira!"
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"Where did you put the sonogram?"
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"In the safe."
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"I'm goin' home."
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"Am I wearing the wrong top?"
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"you gotta play the game."
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"way more responsibility than I ever asked for."
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"we make them together."
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"Yeah. We can do that."
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"Ray! You should be seeing this."
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"Awesome."
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"Okay, this was not my idea."
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"There he is, right there. That's him. Can't miss him."
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"Yes."
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"♪ You come to me ♪"
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"♪ And give me everything I need ♪"
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"♪ Better than anyone ♪"
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"♪ I hang on every word you say ♪"
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"You did? Lovely."
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"Moira, we're having a boy."
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"A boy, I believe I told you that."
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"♪ The start of every night and every day ♪"
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"♪ In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away ♪"
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"if I hadn't heard the construction all morning."
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"Okay, just take the blindfold off."
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"Yeah, let's celebrate. Come on!"
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"Hey Ronnie, I need the combination to the safe."
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"It's your safe. You have the combination."
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"Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith."
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"I used a guy this weekend."
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"Yeah, Gwen locked me out."
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"By accident."
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"Roland, why do you need the safe?"
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"I've just been to the baby doctor,"
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"and I have some top secret information"
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"about whether it's a boy or a girl."
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"Joce and I wanna keep it a surprise."
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"Your wife's pregnant in her 40's."
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"How many surprises do you need?"
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"Uh, it's kind of a Schitt family tradition there, Ronnie."
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"Okay, I guess I just gotta crack this myself."
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"- Mucho Dias, mes amis. - Morning!"
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"Anyway, moral of the story, I got a new keychain,"
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"and I keep a sleeping bag in the car."
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"Okay, turns out it's Gloria's, September 1, 57."
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"Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?"
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"- I can't believe you opened that! - It was on my desk."
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"I've been tryin' not to look at it."
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"We don't wanna know what we're having."
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"Roland, you couldn't possibly discern..."
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"oh no, it tells you here at the bottom."
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"- Don't say a word. - That's not fair!"
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"Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered"
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"with this emotional cargo?"
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"Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie,"
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"No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one."
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"No, I assure you."
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"I assure you it's a salacious bit of Council-related news."
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"Robert?"
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, I'm gonna say it, we've been open for 3 hours now,"
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"and not a single customer's walked through that door."
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"Well, I mean, I heard that there was a storm warning"
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"- for today, so. - Oh."
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"How do you explain yesterday?"
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"Maybe the storm warning was for yesterday."
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"So then how do you explain today?"
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"Okay, I don't have all the answers."
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"Um, have we checked to see if the door is unlocked?"
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"about this. We can't just wait for people to come in."
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"We have to find better ways to engage with the community."
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"Or, hey, just like a way."
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