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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S07E07)

"of Tinkerbell's vagina look like?""
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"And the kid just ran with it!"
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"So... what do you think?"
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"Thank God you're still here!"
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"Welcome home."
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"Lily and Marshall asked Robin to be the photographer"
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"for Baby Marvin's Birth Announcement card"
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"instead of me."
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"Whatever."
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"The only problem?"
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"These are terrible, Robin!"
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"Hey, it is not easy getting a good shot"
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"cooped up in this apartment!"
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"See, two different styles:"
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"I make compositions, Robin makes excuses."
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"Photo burn!"
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"Okay. How about this?"
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"Tomorrow, we go to Central Park at sunset"
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"and we get the perfect picture in the perfect setting."
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"Oh, I like that."
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"You're gonna love the park, buddy."
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"Or-or dudes."
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"Or both."
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"Oh, we love you no matter what!"
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"And kids, as I watched your Aunt Lily hold her baby boy,"
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"another thought popped into my head."
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"Even though you didn't buy anything,"
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"Here's a free teddy bear."
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"What are you gonna name the little guy?"
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"Six Pack."
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"That girl's a mom!"
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"Okay, so I met this girl on the train,"
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"and I texted her, "What's up"""
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"She texted, "Hey," exclamation point."
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"Does that mean, "Ask me out" or "Just...""
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"Ted, we are responsible for a whole other human life now,"
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"so new rule: You can't come to us with any issue unless"
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"it's an "8" or higher."
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"Got it."
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"So I'm thinking of texting back a winky smiley face."
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"Eight or higher, bro."
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"Well, no, what should I--"
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"Eight or higher, bro."
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"No, yeah, I'm just wondering if--"
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"Eight or higher, bro."
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"Well, where do you rate this?"
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"This is the same as what's in little Marvin's pants right now:"
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"a soft two."
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"Sorry, bro."
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"Stop texting the bimbo and call Victoria."
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"That chapter's over."
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"W-We just weren't destined to be together."
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""Destined." Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted?"
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"Isn't it time to make your own destiny?"
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"Hey, false alarm."
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"which, apparently, is still somewhere on my"
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"Hold him, would you? Oh. Here."
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"Ooh. Yeah, smart."
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"Oh, sure, that one turns out great. Ugh."
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"- And then another thought popped-"
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"That guy's nowhere near being a dad."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, Victoria, it's Ted."
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"Um, listen, I was just wondering"
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"That sounds nice."
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"I'm actually around this afternoon."
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"Oh, wow, uh, great."
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"MacLaren's at 2:00?"
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"Is 1:30 okay?"
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"I might have a thing later."
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"Yeah. Yeah. See you then."
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"See you then."
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"Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn were off to Hawaii"
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"Ma'am, I need you to open your suitcase."
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"It's mine."
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"Did you have to replace my luggage, too?"
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"Run away on me again, you'll be wearing hot pink stilettos."
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"What's that?"
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"Yeah, what is that?"
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"You see, I'm something of a magician."
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"Open the box, sir."
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"Oh, I can't do that."
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"Sir, are there drugs in that box?"
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"Oh, no. He's probably just barking"
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"because of the explosives."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Tell us what's in the box right now!"
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"I can't."
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"Magician's Code."
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"Okay, I need to figure out if Victoria ever got engaged."
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"I'll have to very subtly check for an engagement ring."
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"Hmm, can't see the left hand."
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"Open the box now!"
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"Magician's Code."
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"What the hell is the Magician's Code?!"
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""A magician never reveals his tricks.""
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"Mr. Flanagan, my magic mentor"
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"from the hallowed Staten Island Mall Magic Shop,"
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"taught me the importance of the Code"
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"one fateful autumn night in 1993."
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"Always good to tell a long story while people"
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"are aiming guns at you."
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"'Twas a night which would changed my life..."
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"Hello? Mr. Flanagan."
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"Wh-What are you doing here?"
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"Um... I'm checking up on you."
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"Just to make sure you're practicing your craft"
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"or whatever."
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"That is an honor, sir."
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"And yeah, I promise, I'm practicing."
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"But wait."
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"Why were you, why were you going in my mom's room?"
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"That is so cool!"
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"What is this trick?"
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"Well, not sawing."
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"But actually,"
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"the Magician's Code forbids me"
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"from telling you anything else about the trick."
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"Wayne, come back to bed!"
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"Okay, it involves a bed."
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