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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S07E07)

"W-W-Wait. Can you at least"
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"tell me the name of this trick?"
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"Sure, kid."
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"The Disappearing Salami."
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"Mr. Flanagan's wife shot him"
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"before he could ever tell me what the trick was."
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"Yeah, that guy was banging your mom."
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"Yup."
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"Totally."
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"Oh, my God, he was."
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"Wait, why are you bringing a magic trick to Hawaii anyway?"
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"I was hoping to shoot up to Honolulu"
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"for the Worldwide Magic Convention."
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"Don't worry. You'll notice I was gone."
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"So on our romantic getaway"
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"to help me forget about you skipping town on me,"
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"you're skipping town on me?!"
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"Look Quinn, you're very important to me,"
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"Miss..."
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"Direction."
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"What?"
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"H..."
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"Shoot him."
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"So what did you order?"
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"Oh, just black coffee."
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"I like it that way, too."
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"Yeah, it just tastes better to me."
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"I find that if the coffee beans are good enough,"
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"you really don't need-- Why are you in a wedding dress?!"
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"Well, I'm sort of supposed to..."
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"All your friends and family are waiting for you"
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"in some church right now?"
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"Well, not all; we had five last-minute no-shows."
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"Well... six."
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"Mazel tov, Ted."
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"I was starting to think this would never happen."
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"Oh, no, Mrs. Matsen--"
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"I told you he wasn't gay."
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"I was tempted to leave Klaus for you last fall."
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"The only thing holding me back was the Robin of it all."
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"I know, and you were right, but... but that's all over now."
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"I've got a car outside"
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"if you're ready to drive off into the sunset together."
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"But if you don't feel the same way,"
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"if you've closed the door on us,"
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"just say the word..."
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"and I'll go."
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"Barney, tell them the trick."
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"The only person I could possibly reveal the trick to"
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"is another magician."
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"Well, I'm a magician."
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"Prove it."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"That's Barney's version."
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"Quinn said it was a simple card trick."
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"Who's to say which version was true?"
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"Quinn's. Quinn's version was true."
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"Okay."
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"I'll tell you."
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"Oh, that's really cool."
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"So what's the trick?"
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"I can't say. Magician's Code."
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"da-da-da-da-da-da."
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"Hello."
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"Why did you make me call Victoria?"
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"She's here in a wedding dress."
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"I'm the verge of ruining a wedding!"
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"but let's put a pin in that till later."
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"Oh, my God. Victoria's at the bar with Ted."
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"That's a seven."
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"And she's in a wedding dress."
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"That's a ten."
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"We got a ten!"
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"What are you gonna do? Where is she right now?"
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"So this dress, what's the cut?"
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"Are we talking princess, ball gown, column?"
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"Right, 'cause it's a federal crime to love weddings."
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"takes forever with that giant poufy skirt thing."
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"Ted, calm down."
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"Or not. This is your chance to get the one who got away."
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"You want her, she wants you,"
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"what's the problem?"
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"The problem is Victoria's in the middle of a giant freak-out."
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"What if she winds up regretting this decision?"
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"She's going after Ted Mosby."
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"That's the best decision she's ever made."
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"There you go."
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"Whoa. What was that? What?"
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"You said you wanted a picture of Baby Marvin's first outing."
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"Our baby's first outing"
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"was to a bar."
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"I dribble Cuervo on Marv's soft spot."
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"Here she comes! Quick!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Is it eggshell or cream?"
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"So."
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"Any thoughts?"
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"One question:"
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"FDR or Westside Highway,"
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"what's the quickest way to the sunset?"
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"Man, I wind up in these rooms a lot."
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"If we miss Hawaii because of this, guess who's not doing"
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"The Disappearing Salami anytime soon?"
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"I need to ask you both a few questions."
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"Let's start with you."
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"Name?"
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"Quinn Garvey."
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"Occupation?"
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"Unemployed."
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"Well, well, well."
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"Look who's keeping secrets now."
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"Sir, I'll tell you her occupation: stripper."
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"She insists she's proud of it,"
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"but apparently not proud enough to tell you."
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"Barney, I was going to surprise you with this on our trip,"
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"You... did that for me?"
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"Yes."
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"And now that you know what I did for you,"
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"and how much I care for you,"
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"would you please show him the trick?"
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