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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S07E07)

"Marshall!"
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"I don't know why I passed out."
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"I have delivered 12 perfectly healthy babies,"
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"and one of them was even human."
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"Well, it's different when it's someone you love."
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"When that head was coming out of your best friend."
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"Oh, stop. I'm feeling woozy again."
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"Salt lick?"
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"In return for him getting me here, I may have promised Barney"
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"The name is Wait For It."
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"That is the coolest middle name of all time!"
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"Look, um,"
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"I know things have been weird between us the last few months,"
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"but..."
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"Marshall and Lily are having a baby."
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"Yeah."
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"And, you know, I want this baby to be born"
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"into a world where we're okay."
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"So, friends?"
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"I love you, Robin."
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"Kidding."
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"You..."
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"Guys, great news from down the hall."
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"One dollar, two bags of gummy bears!"
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"It's like, I don't even care"
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"what happens for the rest of the day."
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"I..."
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"Well, guys, uh..."
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"I'm a dad."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Everybody,"
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"this is Marvin."
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"We named him after my pop."
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"Tell them the full name."
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"Marvin Wait For It Eriksen."
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"That is the coolest middle name of all-time."
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"??? You were born into a strange world ???"
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"??? I don't know where we come from, I don't know where we go ???"
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"??? But my arms were made to hold you ???"
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"??? So I will never let you go ???"
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"??? 'Cause you were born ???"
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"??? To change this life, you were born. ???"
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"??? How I Met Your Mother 7x24 ??? The Magician's Code, pt2 Original Air Date on May 14, 2012"
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"== sync, corrected by elderman =="
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"Which brings us to the story"
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"of a wedding day that went horribly wrong."
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"Ted, the bride wants to see you."
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"Uncle Barney was getting married."
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"How the hell did we get there?"
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"I love the name Marvin."
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"Marv."
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"Sounds like a little middle-aged man."
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"Golf next weekend, Marv?"
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"How's that tax report coming, Marv?"
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"At your age, erectile dysfunction"
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"It was a beautiful moment."
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"The same thought that will pop into your heads"
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"Wonder how much this would hurt."
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"Oh, I think he's hungry."
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"Wow. Seeing them in there all together like that,"
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"That's what I want."
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"Oh, Ted, I'm glad we're friends again."
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"Me, too."
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"Because as your friend, I have to tell you:"
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"You're full of crap!"
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"You say you want a family,"
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"you say you want to meet "The One,""
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"but you are always chasing the wrong women."
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"That is not true."
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"I told you right away I didn't want marriage or kids."
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"Stella had a child with another man who she still loved."
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"Zoey was married and trying to sabotage your career"
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"and wore a lot of stupid hats."
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"If you really wanted a family,"
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"you would stop pursuing women"
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"you know that there is no future with."
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"Okay, first of all, hats were in that year, kind of."
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"Secondly, I don't always choose women"
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"there's no future with, kind of."
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"Name one exception."
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"Victoria."
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"Victoria was great."
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"Exactly, and you threw it all away"
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"to chase after some hot piece of ass."
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"You mean you? Thank you!"
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"Victoria is the only woman you've dated"
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"who could've been "The One.""
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"You should call her."
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"Tiny thing, last time I saw her, she was getting engaged."
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"That was eight months ago."
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"For all you know, she's single again."
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"What if she's married?"
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"What if she's not?"
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"to get what you say you want, and it terrifies you."
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"Why? Because if I stole a scalpel and I cut you open,"
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"all I would find inside is a scared, trembling pile of crap."
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"See, I've missed these talks."
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"Oh, me, too."
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"Yeah. Whoa."
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"What's wrong?"
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"I ruined things with Quinn."
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"I insisted she stop stripping,"
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"we got in a huge fight about it,"
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"then I ran off to Atlantic City for two days without calling."
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"What the hell am I coming home to?"
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"Let's have an eight-way with my six hottest stripper friends."
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"Um, how is that a punishment?"
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"Wait for it."
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"But I forbid you from filming it"
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"with your overhead camera"
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"that zooms in on whoever's being the loudest."
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"Nooooo!"
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"Or, you know, maybe Quinn's moved out."
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"I didn't even think of that!"
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"Hi."
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"Welcome home."
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"I decided the place was a bit too "American Psycho" for me,"
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"so while you were gone, I hired a decorator"
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"and I asked him,"
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""What would the inside"
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