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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S07E07)

"The baby slide right out, huh?"
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"It's like a whoosh."
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"Like a waterslide."
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"Slightly painful waterslide."
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"Tell me a story now!"
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"Oh! Remember the time Barney"
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"tried to pick up girls as the Terminator?"
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"Yes."
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"??? ???"
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"Come with me if you want to bang."
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"Another."
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"Oh, uh, Ted and the freakishly long arm hair!"
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"No, I disagree, because the filling--"
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"It depends on what you're eating, right?"
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"If it's..."
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"Whoa. What the...?"
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"Whoa."
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"The debunking of the freakishly long arm hair."
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"Wait, it's-it's just a thread."
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"I was jealous, okay?"
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"Barney's getting all the attention today"
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"with this Terminator thing."
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"Huh. Can't believe I'm not getting laid in this thing."
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"Maybe I need to pick a different part of the movie."
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"??? ???"
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"Tell me another story!"
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"Oh, hey, we never finished "Where does that door go"""
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"Come on."
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"Let's check it out."
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"You know what, baby, they're gone."
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"L-Lil..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Uh, the time we tested"
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"if banana peels are really slippery."
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"Yes."
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"Ready?"
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"There's no way that's really slippery."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Uh, the Halloween we decided to go as The Breakfast Club,"
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"Uh... Does..."
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"Oh."
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"Really? I mean, you live with me, Lily."
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"Yeah, that was funny."
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"Keep going!"
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"Oh, uh, uh..."
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"the-the time Barney saved a woman's life."
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"There's no way that's really slippery."
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"Uh, the time Lily went into labor!"
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"That's now!"
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"Sorry, I'm running out of stories."
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"Forget it!"
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"They're not working anymore!"
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"Okay, Lily, I know this isn't how you imagined it,"
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"but I want you to know"
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"that I am here for you and I am rock solid!"
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"Oh, I can see its head."
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"Oh, thank God, Dr. Sonya!"
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"You!"
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"Get that thing out of my delivery room!"
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"Weak women disgust me."
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"All right, Lily, legs up!"
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"We push now, yes?!"
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"Lily!"
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"If you don't push, I will shove that baby"
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"Where the hell is Marshall?!"
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"Other times, it sends Lily's dad."
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"Remember the time you had your tonsils out?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"You scared the crap out of me."
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"Yes, I did, didn't I?"
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"Oh, my."
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"And don't worry, Princess,"
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"if you permanently lose the ability to speak,"
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"Nurse, I don't know who this strange man is."
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"What are you talking about? I'm your daddy."
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"What do you mean..."
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"Hey, fellas, come on!"
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"I woke up in a Dumpster of medical waste,"
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"and I couldn't have been prouder."
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"Because, much like that Dumpster,"
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"you had a lot of guts."
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"And you've used that bravery every day of your life."
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"With or without Marshall."
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"You're having this baby."
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"That story actually helped."
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"Oh, good, I'm glad."
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"And, you know, few women have vaginal tearing severe enough"
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"to need surgical reconstruction..."
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"Security! Oh, come on."
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"Oh, fellas, come on."
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"Please, sir, all you have to do"
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"is take the next exit to Manhattan."
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"I already told you,"
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"I'm not allowed to stop."
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"Sir, this man is having a baby tonight."
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"And instead of going to Saint Marcus Hospital,"
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"we're going to Buffalo."
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"And I've seen women from there; the city's aptly named."
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"Look, I'm a screwup."
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"I had something special with this girl Quinn,"
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"and I ruined it."
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"He's been loving and devoted since he was 18 years old."
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"There are only a few truly great people on this planet,"
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"and he is one of them."
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"He deserves to be at the birth of his son."
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"Unless there's an emergency, I'm not allowed to stop,"
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"so sit down, watch Cocoon 2 and shut up."
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"I'm sorry, buddy, I tried."
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"And then, something wonderful happened."
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"I'm having a heart attack!"
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"I'm having a heart attack!"
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"I'm having a heart attack!"
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"And my doctor is at Saint Marcus Hospital!"
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"So is mine!"
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"Mine, too."
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"And my son is head of Cardiology."
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"We know!"
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"Push!"
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"I'm here, baby."
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