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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S07E07)

"Oh, what is that smell!?"
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"Ugh!"
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"So I, being a great girlfriend, tried to help him out."
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"You guys are all crazy; I don't smell anything."
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"Anyway, uh, who wants to go up on the roof?"
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"But then..."
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"She, who denied it, supplied it."
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"Yeah, must have been that Cuban sandwich, huh, babe?"
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"That was not cool, Ted."
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"Contraction!"
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"That wasn't cool, Ted?"
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"Just keep going with the stories."
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"I don't even care if I've heard it before."
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"Just tell me, uh, "Where Does That Door Go?""
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"Okay."
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"Hey, I've never noticed that door before."
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"I wonder where it goes."
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"Ted. Ted."
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"No, no, no, let him... let him..."
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"Wow..."
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"Don't... No..."
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"Robi...."
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"Oh..."
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"Wow..."
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"Dad, oh, good."
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"Let me guess, you got Ted's e-mail."
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"I'm on my way, Princess. Dad, wait, no, not..."
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"Damn it, Ted."
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"I was okay with you e-mailing my aunt, my cousins,"
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"and your cousins, and the guy that Robin thought was Neil Young."
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"But my father is the absolute worst person to have around"
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"in any sort of medical situation."
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"When I was seven, I needed"
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"to have my tonsils out."
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"Daddy, I'm scared."
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"Aw, Princess, I would be too. I've researched this surgery."
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"Anything can happen. You could bleed to death..."
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"...you could have your jaw removed due to infection,"
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"You do know that we're getting a divor..."
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"Don't worry about it. We'll talk about it after the surgery."
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"Okay, for the last time, I am not..."
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"Actually, keep going."
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"Okay, I admit the whole "win a motorcycle plan" was stupid."
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"Especially because we've been playing on the wrong machine."
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"Meet me at the entrance in five minutes."
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"You won that?"
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"Not exactly. You see, I..."
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"Get off!"
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"I'm on my way, Lily Pad."
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"Kids, your Uncle Marshall"
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"has faced many challenges in his life."
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"But he still considers getting up these two steps"
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"when he was this drunk to be the hardest one of all."
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"Tell me a Marshall story. I miss him."
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"Got it. "The Tale of the Cursed Pants.""
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"Hey, guys."
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"So, I'm starting worry about these pants."
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"Starting to?"
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"No, ever since I got them, terrible things"
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"have been happening to me: I stubbed my toe,"
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"And then the lady at the thrift store said that for years,"
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"no one so much as tried them on. Can you believe that?"
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"Yes."
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"You know what this means?"
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"These pants are cursed."
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"What's this in the pocket?"
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"Marshall had the writing translated."
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"It led him deep into the heart of Chinatown."
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"It is you."
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"The One has arrived."
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"Dry cleaning, $21.50."
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"I remember that suit. He looked like"
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"a little kid's imaginary friend."
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"Where is he?!"
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"Now, Uncle Marshall knew he had only one chance"
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"of getting out of Atlantic City:"
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"bribing a cab driver."
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"Machine that gives money!"
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"Now, Marshall was pretty drunk,"
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"Stop hitting me. Just for that,"
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"you're never getting home for the birth of your son."
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"Wait, how did you... with the security?"
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"right now? Go ahead, call 'em."
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"But first, can you show me the rule that says you can't"
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"drive a motorcycle on the casino floor?"
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"It's not in here."
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"And, kids, that sign is still there to this day."
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"When I came out, I ran into this guy."
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"Two seats just opened up"
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"on his bus to New York!"
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"Barney, you're a genius!"
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"Plus, here's the best part."
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"This Quinn thing is probably done, so I'm basically single."
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"He said the bus is full of hot college seniors."
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"Okay, maybe he didn't say "college.""
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"Or "hot.""
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"I miss Quinn."
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"What is taking Marshall so long?"
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"Salt lick?"
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"Just finish the door story!"
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"Oh, wow."
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"I don't like this."
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"Okay, okay, that's four minutes!"
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"We're going to the hospital."
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"W-Wait, but Marshall's not here yet."
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"I can't go to the hospital without Marshall!"
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"I'm gonna see if we can see the hooves--"
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"uh, the-the snout-- uh, the head."
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"Here we go. Take me to the hospital now."
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"Okay. Come on, come on."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"My wife is in labor, and I really need to"
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"get to Saint Marcus Hospital."
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"So where exactly in New York does this bus drop off?"
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"Buffalo."
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"What do you mean I can't have an epidural?"
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"You're too far along."
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"Things are moving much faster than expected."
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"Look, if your hands are tied medically,"
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"Don't worry."
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