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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S07E07)

"??? Where I'll end up well I think ???"
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"??? Only God really knows ???"
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"??? I've sat upon ???"
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"??? The setting sun ???"
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"??? But never never never... ???"
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"I know."
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"??? I never wanted water once ???"
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"??? No, never, never, never ???"
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"??? I listen to my words ???"
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"??? But they fall far below ???"
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"The road to this day has had"
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"a few twists and turns, hasn't it?"
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"Yeah. Just a few."
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"??? My heart wants to go ???"
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"In a weird way, it all makes sense, though, doesn't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, it kind of does."
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"??? ...the devil's lake ???"
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"??? But never never ???"
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"??? Never never ???"
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"The bride wants to see me?"
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"??? No, never, never, never. ???"
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"Kids, when Aunt Lily went into labor,"
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"Marshall was somewhere slightly inconvenient,"
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"in Atlantic City with Uncle Barney,"
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"and drunk to the point of talking like Yoda."
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"Baby come..."
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"Papa gonna be am I..."
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"Hospital must we get now..."
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"Okay, there's like a four-hour wait at the valet stand."
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"Plus, we're in no shape to drive. So, a car's out..."
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"Wait, don't worry. We'll take a cab to the train station."
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"Yeah, good luck getting a cab."
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"It's impossible because of the big thing."
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"Kids, for the life of me, I can't remember"
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"what the big thing was in Atlantic City that weekend."
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"Was it a cheerleading convention?"
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"No, it was a porn convention."
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"Sci-fi convention?"
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"Eh, I can't remember."
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"Okay, Lily, it's going to be fine."
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"We are not freaking out. We are not freaking out!"
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"I feel calmer already. Let's get you to the hospital."
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"Oh, I can't go yet. I talked to Dr. Sonya."
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"They won't admit me until my contractions"
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"are four minutes apart."
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"Okay, well, if you don't make it in time,"
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"kissing a boy, so he sent me to our family's ranch"
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"for foaling season. Once you see a baby horse"
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"erupt through that birth canal, you stop even touching yourself."
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"I lost this watch birthing Blacky..."
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"Okay, stop it. I am not a farm animal."
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"Oh, there we go. Easy girl. Sugar cube?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"Ah, don't worry, Lil."
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"Some of us know what a woman actually needs"
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"at a time like this."
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"A kick-ass labor announcement e-mail."
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"A man,"
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"a woman,"
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"and their best friend,"
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"embark on an incredible journey."
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"Lily's cervix is dilating, and we want you all"
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"to be part of its grand opening."
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"You are not sending that to anyone, ever."
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"So what I need right now is distraction from the pain."
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"Just tell me a story."
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"Uh, what story? I don't care. Anything."
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"How about the worst cab ride ever?"
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"Hey, get off my cab!"
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"Oh! Oh, God!"
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"Oh! Ah!"
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"We are not panicking! We are not panicking!"
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"Get on all fours; it widens your hind quarters."
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"Stop it! I am not a farm animal!"
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"But give me that sugar cube."
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"or die trying. And if I succeed,"
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"I ask only one thing in return."
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"Let me choose your child's middle name."
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"Because I have thought up the most awesome name of all time."
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"What's the middle name?"
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"Wait for it..."
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"I'm waiting."
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"Wait for it..."
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"I said I'm waiting."
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"Wait for it. What's the middle name?"
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"No, the middle name is "Wait For It.""
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"Let's say his first name is, oh, I don't know, Barney."
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"How awesome is that?"
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"That is..."
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"the coolest... middle name of all time."
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"I know! Okay, listen."
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"I have a plan to get us to New York."
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"And I know just the way to do it."
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"Here."
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"Oh. Hi, Judy."
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"Oh, good. You got the e-mail from Ted."
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"No, I am not worried my city hips are too narrow,"
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"and-and your grandson's going to get stuck."
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"I got to go."
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"I thought you deleted that stupid e-mail."
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"Okay, I sent it by accident."
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"She like it? Yes!"
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"Just keep telling me stories!"
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"Okay, okay, I got one for you: second base with Neil Young."
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"I don't normally go to, um, second base and tell,"
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"but I just spent a magical night with Neil Young."
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"Seriously? Oh, my God."
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"Be quiet, don't scare him off."
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"He-Hey..."
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"Robin... Yeah."
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"That's not Neil Young."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags."
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"Ted, remember when we were dating and we threw that party"
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"and one of those appetizers just didn't sit right?"
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"Ah... doesn't sound familiar."
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"I call this story "Ted and the Cuban Sandwich Crisis.""
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"Ted came out of that bathroom looking like"
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"Joe Frazier after the Thrilla in Manila."
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