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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Dress (S05E05)

"Johnny: Moira! The water's ice cold!"
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"so does that mean I get to keep it?"
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"What designer gave you that kind of discount?"
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"- a "promo code." - This is a reduced price?"
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"Does this mean I should start thinking about my look"
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"David: I'm so glad we're doing this."
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"Are you sure the cherry blossoms are even open now?"
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"I mean, I thought that wasn't for another couple weeks."
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"The hotel reviewer that..."
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"for two people."
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"I am a single woman driving way out of town"
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"Once he shows up I'm sure you can still go"
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"I'm not going to the botanical gardens by myself!"
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"So if you're gonna meet this guy there,"
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"so I brought you this."
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"Old Shan out there."
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"I'm just gonna say it, Ted. Most people are a fan."
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"So when someone's not, it's usually on them."
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"because it is so not a thing."
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"- Oh, no. - No, not "oh no,""
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"No, I stopped it from going any further."
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""Doctor"."
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"- my wife just bought. - Well, uh..."
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"And John, I tried to hang up my gown,"
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"Don't worry about it, we'll get you a new one."
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"Oh, is that him?"
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"Two hours ago."
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"is that if anyone knows how to crawl out from under"
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"then sleep it off, and go home fresh tomorrow."
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"If this wasn't so humiliating for you,"
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"load up some Mariah,"
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"I'll get the first round."
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"that things are a bit off between us,"
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"and I told him we'd be better off as friends."
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"Sorry?"
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"- Maybe I will go for lunch. - Well, just, um, one minute."
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"Okay, well, that's what I assumed, so..."
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"Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Okay."
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"Great."
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"Johnny, I don't think kicking"
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"All things considered, I'm feeling better."
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"His mom was there."
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"No, thank you."
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"- Hmm. - Yeah."
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"Uh, Stevie, I know I'm two hours late,"
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"Um, I'm just gonna settle up my tab,"
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"Okay, honestly, I'm gonna be really exhausted"
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"hear you over the sound of the dehumidifier!"
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"Oh, just-just turn off..."
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"Yeah, well that's good, sweetheart,"
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"but I think for the next little while,"
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"And know that you've been heard!"
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"and... I'm really glad that you and Shannon"
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"that there were a few others before Heather."
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"Whatever you say, Ted."
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"You're still Dr. Casanova to me."
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"and the whole room got behind me in like, a really big way."
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"so that we could have some time together."
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"is what I'm saying, and not just because um..."
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"Oh my God! Hello!"
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"Um, hi! Can I get another drink then,"
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"to the room, please? Thanks!"
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"Yeah, two please, drinks."
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"- Oh, okay. - Next time."
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"David: The la-la-lovers... Cue it up!"
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"And perhaps an actual picture as well?"
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"Like, arm."
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"- Oh! - Okay."
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"Okay, that's it."
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"How long were you in here?!"
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"John, you know my ritual!"
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"Five to ten minutes to let the water warm,"
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"there's the initial scrub,"
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"followed by the deep conditioner,"
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"which must set for 20 minutes,"
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"and finally, the double rinse cycle."
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"Well, we can't be doing that anymore, sweetheart!"
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"Our water bill is going through the roof!"
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"Yes, painfully aware of our budgetary constraints, John."
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"I'm currently reading a magazine from July, 1987."
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"Where do you even find these?"
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"Alexis: So I just signed for this,"
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"- Also, what is it? - Oh my God, it's here."
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"- Give it some room, Alexis! - Give what some room?"
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"What exactly are you getting"
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"shipped from "Harrod's of London?""
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"Family, I'd like to you to meet a dear friend"
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"whom I've yet to meet."
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"Give a warm dobrodosli to my red carpet gown"
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"for the "Crows" premiere."
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"Moira, you didn't tell me they'd set a date"
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"- for the premiere! - Yes!"
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"I've been told definitively it will happen,"
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"and I quote, "ideally sometime this year.""
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"Okay, there must be some mistake here."
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"This is valued at $3,700."
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"What?! $3,700?"
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"Sadly, it's not custom this time around, Alexis."
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"Mommy had to shop off the rack."
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"Fortunately, I discovered something called"
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"Yes. Discount couture, do you believe it?"
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"I'm surprised she made it through customs."
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"I once passed off a mini horse and three Guinea pigs"
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"as service animals, so anything is possible."
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"Perfect a spot of tea for the unveiling."
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"I was actually just boiling water for my bath."
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"for the premiere?"
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"TBD on the guest list, Alexis,"
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"but I love your enthusiasm."
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"Box? Box."
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"We never get to spend quality time together."
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"Also, I've been neglecting my wellness journey,"
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"so the cherry blossoms opening when we both have time off"
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"is really ticking a lot of boxes for me."
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"Mm, no, no, I called the botanical gardens,"
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"and had the girl send me a photo."
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"I learned the hard way from my last trip to Japan."
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"Showed up, no cherry blossoms, turned right back around,"
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"it was such a waste."
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"Wow, that's a lot of pressure to put on cherry blossoms."
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