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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Dress (S05E05)

"Well, why else would we be driving to Elm Valley?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Why else would we be driving to Elm Valley, Stevie?"
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"The only other reason I can think of is that..."
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"Emir might be there."
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"You had the dirty motel sex with?"
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"Well, when you put it that way it sorta cheapens it,"
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"but yes, he might also be there,"
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"reviewing a hotel."
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"But not the hotel that we're going to,"
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"because that would be a crazy coincidence."
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"Sorry, I knew you wouldn't come"
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"if you thought you were gonna be a third wheel."
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"Okay well, sucks for him,"
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"because I only booked the private garden tour"
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"- Okay, I'm just gonna say it. - Please don't."
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"I don't think we're gonna go..."
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"- No! - To the botanical gardens."
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"Wow! So this is an abduction, then."
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"to meet a guy I don't know very well!"
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"Well..."
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"to the botanical gardens!"
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"What, am I gonna walk around, and admire the cherry blossoms"
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"alone, like some pervert?!"
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"there where am I staying? I don't do couches!"
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"I got you a separate room."
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"So this has all been premeditated, then."
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"You know what, I hope for your sake,"
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"that they have cherry blossoms in prison."
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"Hey Shannon, what's up?"
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"Ted's in his office, you can just let yourself in."
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"Yikes."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"Hey, I know you're really swamped today,"
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"- You can thank me later. - Oh!"
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"That's decaf, right?"
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"No, that detail actually slipped my mind,"
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"so maybe I'll just take it."
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"Oh, almost a sweet gesture, Alexis, thank you."
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"You know who's not sweet?"
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"Okay, first of all Alexis, she's not old,"
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"we went to vet school together."
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"And she's actually been really helpful this week."
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"All right, fine, I, I didn't wanna bring this up,"
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"But well, when you and I were broken up,"
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"there was... one night where Shannon and I..."
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"Oh my God! Ted!"
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"We hooked up."
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"Yes you did, you little smooch monster!"
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"Well, we did a lot more than that."
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"I'm sorry, should I be jealous?"
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"No! No, no, no, no, no. It was just a one-time thing."
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"Because I thought we were just better off as friends."
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"Beep, beep!"
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"Paging Dr. Casanova J. Heartbreaker."
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"Anyway, that's probably why she seems like"
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"she's a little unsure about where she stands with you."
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"Well, thank you for telling me that, Ted."
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"That makes so much more sense than her not liking me."
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"Well, I'm glad that we could clear that up."
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"Okay, well, I will see you for lunch then,"
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"Yeah, it's funny because I actually am a doctor."
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"So am I..."
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"No, you're not. Just-just Ted."
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"Roland: Hey, Johnny!"
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"Johnny! I have some good news for you, my friend."
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"Well, I could use some good news,"
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"I might have to take out a mortgage on the dress"
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"you know that little hot water problem you're having?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, I've come up with the perfect excuse for you"
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"to buy yourself a brand new hot water heater!"
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"Still waiting for the good news."
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"Well, the good news is that my friend Terry"
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"can replace the whole thing for you."
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"- Replace it? - Mhmm."
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"Well, how much is that gonna cost?"
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"I did a little negotiating with Terry,"
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"and he says you can have it for $4,200."
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"- $4200?! - Right."
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"Unless you want it installed."
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"Well, of course I want it installed, Roland!"
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"Okay, well, that's gonna be $5,500."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"I can't afford to throw away money like that."
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"Oh, come on, this coming from the guy who was just bragging"
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"about taking out a mortgage to pay for his wife's dress!"
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"- I wasn't bragging! - Ohhh..."
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"Moira: Well, hello!"
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"Is it just me, or is there a faint scent of honeysuckle"
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"in the air?"
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"Yeah, it might be Johnny's aftershave."
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"I'm-I'm sorry, it is pungent."
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"and thank God I caught it before that silly curtain rod"
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"came crashing down!"
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"As soon we get uh, "El Tightwad" here"
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"John, give this man a raise!"
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"And when dear, did our room become so moist?"
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"I'm off to get a dehumidifier, but I will see you at lunch."
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"- No. - Okay."
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"- What about the person... - David, I would tell you"
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"if I saw him!"
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"Also, that's rude!"
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"Okay, it's just that your type is very inconsistent."
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"What time was he supposed to show up, anyway?"
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"And we're sure this is the right hotel?"
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"He's not coming. I'm an idiot."
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"Well, I guess the good thing to come out of this abduction"
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"an embarrassing romantic failure, it's me."
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"So I say we drop our bags,"
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"go straight to the botanical gardens,"
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"take in some cherry blossoms,"
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"What time was the tour again?"
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"Oh, David, I'm so sorry."
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"I think I'd be in a darker headspace right now,"
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"but since it is..."
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"the hotel bar has karaoke,"
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"I say we get several rounds of polar bear shots,"
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"and I will spend the rest of the night"
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"pretending not to resent you."
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