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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Self-Deportation (S05E05)

"And after taking care of one last bit of business..."
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"It's Buster Bluth, that's right."
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"As a matter of fact, his bath has grown cold."
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"So that's, uh, an alarm bell right there."
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"... Michael was ready to hit bottom"
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"- and go off the map. - Thanks so much."
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"when you're driving a car that makes maps."
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"Put your phones down. We take the pictures."
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"he discovered that the car that takes the pictures"
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"- Window... - Hi, I'm Dave from Mapping."
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"- And that's Jeff. - I'm Jeff from Earth."
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"Hi. Hi, guys."
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"We heard we had a runaway ostrich,"
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"and, uh, we need you to return the car."
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"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Am I under arrest?"
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"They do come down pretty hard on the cars,"
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"but it's cheaper to just retrain the people instead."
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"It sounds super futuristic and dystopian, but it's really not."
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"Because once he had been escorted back"
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"to the impressive campus of company headquarters,"
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"Michael found himself settling into a new"
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"Ironically, Michael's son"
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"and he wandered across his grandfather's deserted land"
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"hoping to find a spare tire..."
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"Can't believe you didn't know who I was."
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"- ... and lose a third wheel. - Well, there's nothing we can say."
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"I wouldn't blame you if you took off and you don't come back."
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"Nah."
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"to bring up his dust allergies..."
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"- We got a lot of dust. - ... but hinted at them instead."
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"You are not welcome here."
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"Oh, so sorry, we j... Our car broke down."
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"We thought we might find somebody we know."
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"My grandfather owns this land."
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"That is not what the sign says."
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"♪ Mr. Efe ♪"
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"I am the elder here. This is our land."
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"And you would be wise to never be seen here again. Strum!"
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"Now, if you'll excuse us, we must say buenos días."
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"And George Michael asked the question anyone might."
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"on those magical horses?"
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"They just looked like old white men to me."
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"I was gonna have to leave early, and I didn't know how to tell you."
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"But now we can just all go together."
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"And that's when he saw his opening."
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"Never."
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"We're gonna stay. Maeby, too. We're..."
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"The two of us are gonna stay."
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"- Was I that obvious? - I just know that you don't like"
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"standing up to people on horses with guns."
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"No, I never really was that guy."
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"- Let's find a bar. - Okay. Yeah, I'd love that."
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"And so, after getting out of their dusty clothes,"
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"was soon getting a real feel for the people."
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"Hey. You're not gonna believe this."
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"I just met these guys that are actually from Orange County."
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"And two of them also go to UCI."
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"Two of them are named Noah, but not the two that you'd think."
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"- Cool? - Really cool."
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"while they do this language course."
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"We could stay with them."
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"I'm thinking about heading back."
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"N... Wait, look."
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"If this is about me firing you from Fakeblock,"
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"there's something you should know."
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"Fakeblock doesn't actually exist."
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"Are you telling me that the software"
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"that's supposed to keep people's computers unhackable"
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"and keep any kind of information private doesn't exist?"
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"How did you find out?"
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"It was easy. I just looked in your computer under "Secrets.""
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"Oh, you looked in my "Please Don't Read" folder?"
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"No, that one was empty. I found it in "Just Odds and Ends.""
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"Great, you got past my double bluff."
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"It's okay, George Michael. You worry too much."
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"Yeah, that keeps me up at night, actually."
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"I just feel like I gotta move on with my life, you know?"
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"Find some meaning."
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"Get going with my own goop."
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"If you have to ask, you probably don't know what it is."
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"I don't know what it is."
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"I feel like maybe you don't know what it is."
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"Maybe it's "go-op"?"
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"To me, that would make less sense. Maybe that's what "go-op" is."
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"Not everything always making sense."
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"It isn't."
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"Meanwhile, George Sr. and G.O.B. continued trying"
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"to out-goop each other."
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"if you don't tell Mom about all the ladies I'm [BLEEPS]."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at that one coming up."
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"She's got a friend! That's a friend?"
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"Like, with the... I wanted to do her so bad."
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"Wow. I mean, I... And I really liked her friend."
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"Me, I liked her, too."
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"- That was a ten-gallon Hefty sack? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Yeah, a ten. Definitely a ten. - Yeah. Yeah. Nice."
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"I like."
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"And Lucille, at the behest of her court-mandated therapist,"
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"- was struggling to make sense of things. - Am I horrible for saying these things?"
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"But who cares about him?"
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"Oh, this is pointless."
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"How many more sessions do I have to endure"
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"until I'm done with..."
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"I mean... this is my family."
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"My daughter is divorcing you. This is it."
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"I'm confused by the word "it.""
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"Are you implying that you don't want to see me anymore?"
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"I'm confused by the word "anymore.""
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"There are many things I can do for this family."
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"You've lost touch with your daughter. Put me in, for God sakes."
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"But as your therapist, I'm pointing out that I know"
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"that you build these walls to keep out, for instance,"
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"My husband buys land so we can get a contract"
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"to build a little something on the border."
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"A-a wall."
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"And we did everything right."
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"Well, not everything."
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"They did buy land on the border..."
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"- You live here? - ... to sell back to the government."
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"- The check. - And they paid off"
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