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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Self-Deportation (S05E05)

"- a politician... - I am gonna put this on my wall."
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"... to stir up xenophobia."
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"We have got to build a wall between us and Mexico."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Of course, they made"
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"Well, they had it."
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"Which they might have known had George's brother Oscar"
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"- not burned the signs. - It's okay to burn these?"
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"Well, this is America. They don't want us to burn signs,"
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"they shouldn't write 'em in Spanish."
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"And so, Lucille did what her own government might do."
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"- She borrowed from the Chinese. - That's good enough."
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"Of course, none of this"
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"I can't be running a company that's building a wall"
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"And with their politician out of the race,"
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"their future looked bleak."
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"So, unless some angel descends on a golden chariot,"
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"we're completely over-leveraged."
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"And maybe you don't want to get hurt because,"
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"as I say, hurt people... hurt people."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"But yours includes the people"
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"who don't want to give you the satisfaction."
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"Tobias decided to err on the side"
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"of Lucille keeping him on as a therapist."
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"And I'd say we've made some real good progress today."
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"Puta Night is Thursday."
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"- That's so nice. No, I'm not. - That was based on her belief"
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"- that "puta" meant "young." - No. Puta."
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"I try to stay out of the sun."
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"And that's when she saw what appeared to be"
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"- a Mexican version of her father. - Oh, my God."
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"Lindsay. What are you doing here?"
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"Guess I just had to get away."
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"I was just ordering lunch. Can I buy you lunch?"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm so hungry, I could eat."
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"Lindsay's daughter, meanwhile,"
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"discovered that her trip back home..."
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"Oh."
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"These people have nothing."
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"We are lucky. We have next to nothing."
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"We are helping these people because nobody else will."
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"They've been kicked out of the only country they've ever known"
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"because of the cruelty of your president..."
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"Barack Obama."
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"new country is their father."
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"Imagine if your mother and your father did not want you."
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"So, you're trying to, like, teach them a lesson or... ?"
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"We're volunteers."
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"Who did you think the water was for?"
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"Oh. I thought you were just trying to get me"
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"to give you a higher Uber rating."
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"And Maeby decided to stay and help."
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"George Michael, meanwhile, settled into a different kind"
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"of "south of the border" lifestyle."
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"of the UCI sister campus in Spain all over again."
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"He was noticing subtle differences in the cuisine."
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"God, the salt is different here."
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"It's fatter or something, right?"
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"- We're from Orange County. - He reached out to locals."
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"Dude, I'm from San Diego. They want everyone to think we're Mexican."
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"- Noah, get over here. - Noah met another Noah."
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"- What up, dawg? - And soon five,"
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"I want to say, indistinguishable Americans"
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"- They saw foreign films. - I'm glad someone had the guts"
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"to give the Minions their own movie."
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"It's great because it's subtitled in Spanish,"
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"but we don't have to read. It's in English."
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"If you don't want to see 'em, you can block 'em."
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"They discovered charming"
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"- _ - where local artisans"
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"peddled their wares."
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"_"
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"- was enjoying his status quo... - Why'd we go out?"
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"that could possibly change her life."
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"... and our whole life is turned upside down."
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"This is my time. Your session ended."
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"That's when she heard something..."
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"... that would definitely change her life."
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"... candidate descended the escalator into the lobby."
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"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border."
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"Which was my idea!"
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"And I will have Mexico pay for that wall."
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"That is a clever twist."
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"- _ - Michael had been at Search"
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"for a month."
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"And then lunge. Duck, sweep the leg, lunge."
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"he'd successfully persuaded management to try out."
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"but you got another son on your flank."
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"And, everybody, we're going to duck, sweep the leg, and lunge."
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"And he comes back again. And we sweep the leg and lunge."
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"and then we're gonna do Dad Attacks Mom..."
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"But he still felt something was missing from his life"
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"Boy, do you really have to spend 1,000 bucks on the gear, though?"
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"- Not if you have your own. - Mm."
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"Yeah. Yeah, well, not here,"
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"Course, I could see my family."
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"So he decided..."
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"I shall be neither seen nor heard."
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"- I blue myself. - It's vodka."
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"It goes bad once it's opened."
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"Until right at the end there."
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"And that's when he found a letter from Lucille 2."
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"She forgave the debt."
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"And feeling bad that he'd been forgiven by someone"
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"he wanted to forget, he decided to thank her in person."
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"Speech! Speech!"
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"... like a Motherboy Ball."
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"I should ask if she wants to get pre-pre-engaged."
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"- Lucille 2? - I want that pie covered."
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"- And not with your face. - Hello?"
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"It's on, it's on, it's on."
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"- I haven't seen you in a year! - It's been two months. Get your hands off."
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"Oh, yeah? What's the last thing you remember us doing?"
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"- gets up from the floor. - A lot of hands down there."
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"Harmless bathhousing amongst brothers, yes?"
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"- I'm not good with the cops. - Right."
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"You know, this is just a way to, uh..."
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"Having traveled south of the border,"
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"- That's my penis. - You don't have to tell me."
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"- They're primas. - Primos, huh?"
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