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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Self-Deportation (S05E05)

"- Mom a lesson, you know. - Oh."
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"I mean, she just splits town"
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"- Give Mom a little scare. - Yeah."
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"Yeah. Let them race back into town and save everyone for a change."
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"There's nothing to worry about."
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"Just Mama's worst nightmare. Buster's missing."
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"Oh, and his bath has gone cold."
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"Buster was on board."
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"Maybe have a full psych panel while you're in there, too."
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"Oh, those things are so easy to beat."
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything,"
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"and the one son who had no choice"
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"George Sr. and his son G.O.B. found themselves"
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"at a Mexican singles bar."
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"- It's dead. - Yeah. Second place in a row."
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"Each looking for an excuse for their lack of heterosexual vigor."
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"Where are all the blondes? It's just..."
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"But it wasn't a blonde G.O.B. was thinking about."
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"had blossomed into a kind of friendship..."
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"before contracting into a rivalry again."
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"Which suddenly became a..."
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"cincos and mayos."
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"We need to find out whatever the word for ten is."
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"- Find that. - It's ten."
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"- Every culture uses ten. - Ten."
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"It wouldn't matter if it was an 11,"
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"because George Sr., too, had changed recently..."
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"It blew off at the CVS parking lot."
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"... having lost all sexual feeling of late"
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"- despite some very progressive therapy. - Hopi Indians believe that this spot here..."
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"- Okay. - ... when manipulated,"
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"can create sexual feeling."
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"Which sent him into his crisis..."
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"... of masculinity."
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"Hey, these are from the ladies across the bar."
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"I've gotta be honest, I've seen better."
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"Huh? Eh."
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"No, it means cousins."
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"One hates her father, and the other hates her grandfather."
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"something a little better will come along."
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"Not trying to fall head over heels here."
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"Not super eager to be, uh, missing somebody."
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"- Yeah. - I mean, who you love."
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"- and then they put out an APB. - APB."
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"- That's nice. - Well..."
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"You gotta lay low long enough for Mom and Dad to hear about it."
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"And, pal, I would take you with me, but truth is, I just,"
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"Oh."
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"What's so funny?"
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"You always come back to save the family, Michael."
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"We joke about that all the time."
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"Well, I don't know what the joke is. OK?"
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"I've been trying to do the right thing."
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""Hi, I'm Michael,"
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"and I save everyone so I feel special,"
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"about myself even though you don't deserve it."
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"I'm leaving. I won't be coming back.""
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"- Buster... - "Oh!"
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"Look who's back."
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""Mmm, you would know, Mother. You practically invented"
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"[BLEEPS] [BLEEPS] when you get sauced!""
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""How dare you point that limp [BLEEPS]"
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"hook at me when I saved you from one!"
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"I can't believe I pushed you out of my [BLEEPS],"
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"you useless [BLEEPS] freak!""
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"Covered a lot of ground there."
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"Yeah."
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"Although I'm glad I won't be leaving you alone."
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"Oh, I'm going with you?"
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"No, I'm going to Mexico or something,"
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"and you gotta go to the police station, remember?"
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"- Oh, right. Why do they arrest me? - They don't."
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""Heard you were looking for me. Here I am.""
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"Oh, but you said a cop had questions for me."
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"Mm-hmm. About Lucille 2."
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"And I'm not gonna answer any questions, right?"
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"- No. Answer the questions. - When Barry says it's okay."
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"Barry's not there. No attorneys. Just tell the truth."
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"Okay, like, bad example,"
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"I saw Lucille 2's lifeless body sprawled across the stair car?"
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"Perfect. If that's what happened, tell them."
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"Nothing to be nervous about, okay?"
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"Lucille 2 is probably gonna be back"
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"from whatever bender she's on."
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"She's gonna be as dry as, uh..."
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"well, Lucille 1."
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"I can hear Mother winking now."
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"So, I got some groceries. These are gonna have to last."
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"You already got into the candy bears, huh?"
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"This is literally one of only"
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"two things the Army warns about when they issue these."
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"Maybe you do say that. Maybe that's important to say."
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"And certain his mother would have to return"
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"Ooh."
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"Hey, I am outside your door."
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"I was this close to telling you. You inside?"
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"- No! - I've been looking for you."
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"Note, I mean."
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"I know, I'd left you a note,"
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"and, can you hear me?"
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"Hello? Hello? Here we go again."
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"Getting disconnected."
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"This is why you always... leave a note."
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""Are you avoiding me? Ha ha."
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"Leaving town for a while. Love you."
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"- Michael Bluth." - It worked well."
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"But perhaps if Michael had taken a few seconds"
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"he would've run into George Michael, who was coming to see him..."
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"I'm telling you, he's moved on."
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"- Okay? You should, too. - I just found out"
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"my dad went to Mexico without telling me."
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"- No, no, we don't have kids. - No."
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"Although there was a kid"
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"that Maeby was eager to get away from."
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"So that's perfect. What do you say? Screw it!"
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"No rules. Anything goes."
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"A rebounding George Michael found the offer intriguing."
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"Which turned out to be..."
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"Ah."
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"Not far away, Michael was also heading to Mexico."
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