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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Self-Deportation (S05E05)

"but I could drive home and get it."
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"A family Michael hadn't seen in some time."
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"Ah, what the heck. For 1,000 bucks, it's worth the risk, huh?"
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"Michael returned to a model home he left in some disgrace."
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"And he wasn't particularly proud of what he did next."
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"Hola. Window cleaner!"
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"- It was an emotional moment. - Window cleaner!"
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"But, tired of hiding, he decided"
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"- to say hello to his own family. - Hello?"
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"And when they weren't home, he found himself missing them."
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"- Told you he'd come! - Hey!"
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"- Look at him fighting me! - G.O.B.!"
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"- What do you remember? - What? No."
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"- Enough! - Michael Bluth..."
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"- They weren't my hands. - Oh. Okay."
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"- Mexico. - Mexico."
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"Michael had decided to leave town,"
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"and needed to get out of his obligation to make a movie"
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"Ron Howard wants to make a heartfelt father-son drama"
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"that has a good clean message for his illegitimate daughter to star in."
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"Don't pull this on me! We've already reserved"
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"the soundstages and he's already started paying off"
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"the Hollywood Foreign Press."
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"- No, they're great. She's funny. - I understand all of that."
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"Okay, but Rebel is part of the reason why I can't do this."
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"My son is dating her, and I don't want to get"
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"- No. No. I am in charge - I'm sure he and I..."
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"of this movie right now. My ass is on the line"
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"- Mexico, okay. - You don't understand"
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"how hard it is in Hollywood right now."
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"You have to crank out family dramas"
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"before they let you make your dream superhero movie."
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"Do you have a dream superhero movie?"
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"I want to remake Spider-Man 2, the first one."
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"My brother Buster has something better than a hook."
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"A robot hand. Okay? And there's a cop looking for him."
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"- Hmm. - And they can't find Lucille 2."
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"And I found Buster in the attic in scuba gear."
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"It's intriguing. I think that's your movie."
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"- That's your guy. - No."
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"Okay, I've got his release right here."
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"In fact, it was the only family member's release..."
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"You're out of the movie. You're out of the movie."
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"You're out of the movie! Know what?"
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"- You're out of the movie. - Fine."
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"it is not father-son, it's more mother-son."
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"But if you could get Rebel to play Lucille, you know..."
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"If she could go that unlikable."
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"So that's his release right here."
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"but they're pretty clean."
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"You're off the picture, Michael. I'll give you your 500 bucks."
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"- I get paid? - They're Imagine dollars."
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"They're redeemable in the gift shop."
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"- That's Ron Howard. - Brian's on the 50."
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"It's a severance thing they're doing because of Ron's need to be loved"
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"and Brian's conflict avoidance issues."
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"Michael had gotten into something he wanted no part of."
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"I'm sure they've got a very old relationship."
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"I could tell you stories."
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"But she wouldn't dare. And after a quick stop downstairs..."
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"I think I'm gonna take"
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"one Gung Ho kimono, okay?"
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"Oh, and maybe a Brian wig. That's fun."
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"They were getting very competitive."
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"- Were they? - Brian was."
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"... and another call to his son..."
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"Did you want that Rebel Alley hair?"
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"Oh. Uh, no no."
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"That's... that is mine."
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"to tell Buster his plan for making the family come back."
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"I've sent away the fumigator, and all you got to do,"
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"so we can declare you missing,"
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"is stay out of sight for about 72 hours."
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"- Milford style. - Hmm?"
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"- I'm a Milford man, Michael. - Yeah?"
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"Winner of 1982's Least Seen on Campus."
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"I wish I could've seen their faces"
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"- at the ceremony. - We just,"
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"you know, we gotta play this right and, uh,"
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"you gotta make sure you don't..."
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"- well, show your hand. - This is one of only two things"
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"Boy, Kitty does not know what she's sitting on."
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"Pal, I'm gonna call you from, uh, wherever I end up,"
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"and you're gonna be great."
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"I-I just don't understand why I can't go with you, Michael."
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"It's about teaching them a lesson."
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"- Mm-hmm. - So... And I just,"
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"It was my fault. For so many years,"
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"I was his mom and dad, so..."
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"Maybe that's a role I can play in your life."
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"Don't say..."
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"Mom. Mmm."
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"I thought you were gonna say Dad."
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"- Mm-mm. - But, you know,"
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"but you need to stay and talk to the cops."
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"Cops? What cops?"
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"- Why would you bring the cops into this? - They're already looking for you."
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"What? The cops are looking for me?"
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"- A cop, actually. - I can't be talking to the cops."
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"- Listen. - I don't do good with the cops."
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"I didn't do anything. I don't know what's going on."
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"- Relax. - I ain't got no truck with no blue."
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"Nothing to worry about."
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"They're looking for Lucille Austero. They want to question you."
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"I hope you didn't say we were dating."
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"Uh, well, I mean, you... you did live with her."
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"Well, I lived with Mother. Did you think we were dating?"
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"Do you actually know where Lucille 2 is?"
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"No! No! A thousand times, no!"
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"Is that what they'll ask?"
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"'Cause it's not like I'm gonna remember details"
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"about where I saw her and what we fought about."
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"Oh, you fought?"
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"You kept me from Mother? You sent her to prison?"
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"Should I not say that?"
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"What if Lucille 2 doesn't come back?"
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"Don't worry about that. She... I just spoke to her today."
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"On the phone. She's fine."
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"Well, you could've told me that from the beginning."
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"This is not about Lucille 2. This is about teaching"
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