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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.9 (S01E01)

"Why don't you click your heels together three times"
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"It's made out of your mother's pubic hair."
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"Quite shitty."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take my throne"
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"'cause I'm a shoo-in..."
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"The Player Haters Ball is not always about"
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"We play games with each other, too."
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"Oh. Damn."
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"but the nigga looks shiny to me."
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"That motherfucker pumped my gas in my car"
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"Next picture, please."
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"I like the song the girl sings, "Papa, Don't Preach"."
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"I got a song for you too, bitch."
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"It's Boy George!"
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"She wears underwear with dick holes in 'em."
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"(booing)"
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"You look like Bill Cosby on crack!"
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"I'd like to welcome all you ignorant-ass bitches,"
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"ha, and racists especially,"
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"Player Haters Ball!"
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"Oh, man, hate, hate, hate..."
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"Oh, man, you corny!"
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"Next nigga say somethin' while I'm talkin'"
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"is gettin' shot, please believe that."
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"So without further ado,"
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"(booing)"
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"getting his best friend's wife pregnant,"
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"then tricking his best friend"
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"into raising the little motherfucker."
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"Yeah, holla at your boy."
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"The next nominee is Pit Bull."
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"on the drug dealers that moved next door to his house,"
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"for calling in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics, man!"
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"(audience) Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!"
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"The winner of the Ninth Annual"
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"Player Hater of the Year Award is..."
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"(man) Look like a bootleg Ice T.!"
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"I'm the biggest hater!"
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"That, of course, was beautiful talkin'."
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"Beautiful on the weekends does stunts"
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"First off, I would like to thank God almighty"
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"for giving everybody so much..."
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"I hate you, I hate you,"
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"I don't even know you, and I hate your guts."
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"(booing)"
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"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!"
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"kiss my ass, you rotten motherfuckers."
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"(laughter)"
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"Turn on your TV."
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"I would like to thank all of you"
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"You're great."
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"Tune in next week and we'll see you on Chappelle's Show."
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"(horn honks)"
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"Hi, thank you!"
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"Silky mama got one big titty"
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"Hit me three times, baby."
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"He looks like a broke-ass..."
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"he looks like a broke-ass..."
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"he looks like a broke-ass..."
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"Is that the word?"
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"(announcer) Dave Chappelle!"
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"I've gotta tell you guys,"
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"Turn on Playstation."
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"Bye-bye."
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"The name's Chappelle."
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"I love ya!"
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"(applause)"
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"(screaming)"
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"(funkier music playing)"
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"I got something for all y'all."
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"(squish, Godzilla roars)"
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"Oh, no!"
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"to do a one-hour special... much like I did on HBO."
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"I'm gonna go in the back"
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"I wanna talk about the war."
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"Better not bring your kids."
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"(audience) Yeah."
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"you're gonna love it."
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"You know, it's like, you like a born hater."
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"We honor the most prestigious verbal abusers,"
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"uh, on the planet."
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"very insulting what you said about my coat."
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"Little-ass teeth? Nigga got dolphin teeth."
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"Arsenio Hall teeth!"
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"Next."
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"(audience chanting) Hate, hate, hate, hate..."
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"Y'all ready?"
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"Pit Bull! (barks)"
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"Finally, the one and only..."
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"I hope all the bad things in life happen to you"
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"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,"
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"You got more Chappelle's Show after these messages."
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"he looks like a broke-ass..."
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"I wish you ill, Ice T."
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"Look, just look at this."
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"Sorry, I need this!"
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"Ah!"
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"the Fifth Annual Player Haters Award, uh, Ceremony."
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"and skip-scap skanks and scallywags..."
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"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate."
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"Clap for me, bitch!"
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"that I'm sure somebody spit in"
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"and put some water in Buc Nasty's mama's dish."
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"Ooh!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Thank you very much, good night!"
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"And as for you, Boss Hogg,"
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"It's called, "Daughter, Don't Sing"."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home"
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"Not if I can help it."
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"It's raining it's pouring..."
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"I wanna tell y'all how I really feel about the war."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Let's start the show."
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"(funky music plays)"
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"So don't go anywhere."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"(gunshots)"
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"(machine gun firing)"
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