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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.9 (S01E01)

"I would say that I was loved and feared at the same time."
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"(coughing)"
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"But they did, they did come up with enough money"
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"Oh, snap!"
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"I'm from the streets, bitch!"
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"(romantic piano music playing)"
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"I'll call you sometime or come around or something."
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"I was in negotiations with Comedy Central"
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"Do any of you guys watch those documentaries on HBO?"
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"That's ironic, because I take yoga classes from him."
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"Good lord, almighty, it's Osama Bin Laden."
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"I thought you was locked up."
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"Yee!"
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"(roar)"
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"(booing)"
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"ho's, heifers, hee-haws and hula hoops."
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"that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?"
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"Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!"
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"Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?"
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"(laughter)"
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"Kiss my ass!"
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"I will be right back, I will see you shortly."
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"I'll see you, baby."
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"I was recently overseas in Japan."
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"(melodramatic music playing)"
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"I got a lot of respect in Japan."
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"Oh, no, he pull his pants down!"
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"Oh, no, not stick."
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"give it up right now for Dave Chappelle!"
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"Whassup?"
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Again, I'm hating all them Koreans."
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"Buc Nasty, what can i say about that suit"
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"for hater of the year."
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"Like our annual Photo Flip."
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"He always says he doesn't want anyone to see him shine,"
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"Next picture, please."
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"(man) Now to present the award"
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"to the Ninth Annual International"
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"for Player Hater of the Year... Ice T.!"
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"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!"
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"let me give you the nominations for Player Hater of the Year."
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"Buc Nasty is nominated for..."
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"First up... Buc Nasty!"
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"and me so little."
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"for being here with me tonight."
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"I just would like to say to all of you,"
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"I'm rich, bi-atch!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"(heavy Korean accent)"
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"Ahh! Ahh!"
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"How y'all feelin'?"
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"Clippity-clappity, clappity-clap!"
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"Hey, guys."
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"I gotta get right into it, I don't have a lot of time now."
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"hate, hate, hate, hate, hate..."
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"(cheers and applause)"
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