Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial (S06E06)

"NO, I'LL SEND A CARD OR SOMETHING."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THAT'S TERRIBLE, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS MOTHER."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THAT'S $50 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"TO OFFER ME CONDOLENCES FOR FUNKHOUSER'S MOTHER."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"HOW DO YOU KNOW SAMMY'S GETTING IN?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"AND THEN I'LL JUST GO BACK TO BEING THE WAY I AM."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"WHAT IS THAT BANANA THING?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I LOVE THESE PEOPLE THAT COME HERE,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THEY GET 10 SAMPLES, YOU KNOW?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"NO, IT'S NOT."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- NO, YOU SHOULDN'T. - NO, I REALLY SHOULDN'T."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- ALL RIGHT, BYE. - GET OUT."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"CAN I TRY THE RAS-- RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE, WHATEVER THAT IS?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"BANANA!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE A SAMPLE ABUSER. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- YOU CAN'T JUST GO ON SAMPLE AFTER SAMPLE-- NO YOU CAN'T! - OH, YES, I CAN!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- THANK YOU. - OH! A DECISION'S BEEN MADE!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"VANILLA! SHE WINDS UP WITH VANILLA."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Larry: HEY! FUNKHOUSER!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WELL, UH..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"NO, IF YOU DON'T HAVE PARENTS YOU'RE AN ORPHAN."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- YOU CAN'T BE 100 AND BE AN ORPHAN. - YEAH, YOU CAN!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"( snickers ) OKAY. LITTLE ORPHAN FUNKHOUSER."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING--"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"ARE YOU COMING TO THE FUNERAL?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- THIS IS THE 50 I HAVE. - I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT 50. I DON'T WANT IT."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- I'M NOT PAYING YOU. THIS IS THE $50. - YOU OWE ME $50!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"SEE? $50."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- HEY! - WHAT YOU GOT THERE?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- ICE CREAM. - ICE CREAM?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"FOR CHERYL."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"WELL, SEE, HERE'S THE THING. I'M NOT REALLY USED TO..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- HEY, CHERYL. - HEY."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"WELL, THIS WOMAN WAS TAKING A LOT OF SAMPLES--"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"BUT HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"GETTING SAMPLE AFTER SAMPLE. SHE HAD 10 SAMPLES!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT. - YOU'RE ALLOWED TO GET FREE SAMPLES."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- NO, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED-- - YES, YOU ARE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"SHE ABUSED THE SAMPLING PRIVILEGE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"AND IN FACT, THE CUSTOMER IS USUALLY A MORON AND AN ASSHOLE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, LARRY? YOU SHOULD'VE MIND YOUR BUSINESS ON THIS ONE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THAT WE HAVE AS WE GO ABOUT OUR DAY!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THAT'S AN UNWRITTEN RULE. YOU TIPTOE SO YOU DON'T WAKE PEOPLE UP."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YOU JUST HAVE TO BE SMART ENOUGH"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"AND WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THAT FOR SO LONG."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'M A GREAT RECTIFIER. THAT'S WHAT I DO."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"WE LOVE THE SCHOOL, AND-- AND LEAVE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YOU-- YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- SO YOU GOT THIS? - IS IT ALWAYS EFFECTIVE?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YEAH, ONE SCOOP FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I GOT YOU THE ICE CREAM!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THERE'S NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THAT?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"IT'S... WELL, 11:20 NOW,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"UMM, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN I LEFT YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- NOW I CAME BACK AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN. - YEAH."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"SO I'M KINDA BE CHARGED FOR WHAT, LIKE A HALF HOUR OF YOUR TOILET TIME?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"OH, NO NO NO."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YEAH, I DON'T REALLY PUNCH A CLOCK, RIGHT?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- ALL RIGHT, BUT THAT'S OKAY. DOESN'T MATTER, EITHER WAY. - GREAT, THANK YOU."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- WHOA. - THERE YOU GO."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"NO, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU DRAGGED THAT THING OUT OF."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I GOT, UH..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I CAN GIVE YOU THE 50."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Larry: AS YOU KNOW, MY WIFE AND I"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"AND I-- I'M--"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"...WAITING FOR THAT ICE CREAM THAT THEY HAVEN'T HAD IN MONTHS."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- "OH, DADDY, WHAT TOOK"-- YOU KNOW THEY CALL ME DADDY. - OH, REALLY?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- YEAH, IT'S REALLY SWEET. - THAT'S NICE. THAT'S VERY NICE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE CHILDREN,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"IT'S-- I'VE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- UH-HUH. - "WHAT TOOK SO LONG, DADDY?""
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I HAD A LITTLE INCIDENT AT THE ICE CREAM STORE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- ANYWAY-- - WELL, HOLD ON."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"FABRIC SAMPLES. THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- MMM. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE FABRICS?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"IS THIS THE ONE I CHOSE?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YEAH, SHE-- SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- NO, I DON'T. - YEAH, YOU REALLY LIKED THE RED TONES."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I KNOW. I KNOW, I DID."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"OH, GOD, SEE, THERE'S THIS KIND OF TURQUOISE COLOR IN HERE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- IT'S JUST-- - THEY'RE ALL NICE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Larry: I'M HOME!"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- THE KIDS ARE GONNA APPRECIATE THAT. - LARRY."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THESE ARE REAL NICE, L.D."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"PUT 'EM IN-- PUT 'EM IN SOMETHING"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"NO ONE WILL TAKE THIS MONEY. I COULDN'T GIVE IT TO A BUM."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"LISTEN TO ME. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'M NOT A VIOLENT PERSON. BUT IF I FIND THIS GUY,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- HMM. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT A HUMAN BEING WOULD DO THAT."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THE FLOWERS ARE MISSING?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- YOU KNOW-- - ( sniffs )"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - ( sniffing )"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"NOT A GRAVEYARD. IT'S A ROADSIDE MEMORIAL."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? AND YOU KNOW WHAT?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I AM MISSING ONE! WHERE'S THE THIRD BUNCH?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"AND THEN AFTER I GET 'EM BACK..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YEAH."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"UMMM..."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- CAN I JUST ADD TO IT PLEASE? - SURE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THESE ARE TWO CITRUS, THAT ONE'S-- I KNOW."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- I LOVE THAT. - SO GOOD, RIGHT?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"BUY IT. BUY IT. IT'S A GOOD ONE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I GO TO A RESTAURANT, CAN I GET EVERYTHING ON THE MENU?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"THE SAMPLING THING HAS GOT TO, YOU KNOW,"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"WE GOT TO PUT AN END TO IT, YOU KNOW?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I CAN'T SAMPLE EVERY WOMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"- WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? - YEAH, BELLE FILLE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"IT'S THAT ONE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"SORRY, I THINK THAT'S THE LAST ONE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I WAS ON LINE AHEAD OF HIM. I WAS AHEAD OF HIM."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"NO, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE. YOU HAVE A LINE PROBLEM IN THIS STORE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WAY TO FIX THAT TOO."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY DON'T ADD UP STUFF AT THE SAME RATE."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW."
Curb Your Enthusiasm
"SO SAMMY WOULD BE IN SEVENTH?"
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Show more clips