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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Australia (S05E05)

"You sure you don't want some of this Vegemite, Gloria?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't know what you're missing."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll do that one on my own if I have to. I'm just so excited we're all here together."
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"Back in the day, we knew this guy from Australia."
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"No, wait. You announced on Facebook..."
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"- People are looking. - Oh, nothing I can do to stop that."
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"- What's happening? - I don't know. Google him."
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"that could put his entire fist in his mouth?"
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"I think my fist got bigger."
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"in this gorgeous country, which is also a continent."
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"I think it's gonna make you feel closer to your mother."
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"Hey, Luke! Luke! How deep is it?"
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"We ended up spending a little more time with Fergus than we planned."
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"Seriously, they will pee on you."
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"Yes."
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"This one. No, this one."
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"I freaked out when those things came at us."
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"Perfect. Now we're wearing makeup."
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"but you have to understand that this is my-"
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"And you should be ashamed of yourself!"
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"Honey, I just heard."
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"Fine. But the explanation better not be that this is an important account..."
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"Mom?"
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"What is that?"
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"- Who's this guy? - Oh."
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"It's a connector, a supporter, and sometimes it's a metaphor for-"
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"♪ Into the blinding sun ♪"
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"♪ I maybe searching my whole life through ♪"
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"♪And I can see quite clearly now♪♪"
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"sitting up here without the family."
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"Oh, well, I'm gonna go find out."
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"- Are you getting this? - I'm getting the shot."
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"I'm just not getting what you're trying to do."
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"We're in Australia. It's on the bottom of the globe."
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"So everyone here but me is upside-down. It's geography."
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"It's a good time to tell you. I dropped Luke on his head when he was one."
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"- Huh. - Okay, I'm up."
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"Did you drop him too?"
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"- I come from the land down under. - He doesn't."
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"I was conceived in Australia on my parents' honeymoon."
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"It was a romantic summer night- their summer- on a blanket in the park."
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"- I still have that blanket. - Phil's mom left us money for a trip there."
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"When the rest of the family found out, they all just jumped on board."
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"My mom's grandfather was Australian..."
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"and she'd spend her summers- their winters- visiting him."
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"It was a very special place for her. She always wanted me to see it."
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"You still have that blanket?"
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"Yeah, silly. it's the one on our bed."
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"Ay. I don't eat anything unless I know what's in it."
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"I've seen this woman scarf down a pig's nose."
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"Sometimes one must travel halfway across the globe to get the clearest view of home."
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"- This was my whole flight. - What's she talking about?"
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"My college application essay. They want students who are worldly."
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"Why don't you write about our trip to Hawaii, when you drank straight from a coconut?"
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"I feel like Harvard's gonna get a lot of those, so-"
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"Hey, guys. I just wanted to say thanks..."
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"for being a part of this pilgrimage to majestic Australia..."
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"which was once a penal colony."
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"Grow up."
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"- What? - This place was really special to my mom."
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"She actually left me a list of things that she thought we should do-"
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"Visit the Great Barrier Reef, see the bush-"
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"Really."
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"And climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge."
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"What do you say, mates?"
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"I'm sorry, honey, but you know how I am with heights."
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"Ay. is that why you never wear high heels?"
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"You guys are with me, right?"
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"- Absolutely not. - Nah, I'm not doing that."
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"- Really? - No."
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""No worries." That's Australian."
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"- Actually, we have to go. - Yeah, so-"
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"- New Zealand. - Same thing."
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"- It's not. - He didn't have a lot of friends..."
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"and we felt sorry for him."
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"But the truth is, he was kind of annoying."
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"- He was one of those guys that was always on. - Mm-hmm."
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"Big relief when his visa ran out."
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"Anyway, through no fault of my own-"
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"that we were going to Australia, which is where he lives."
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"Fergus invited us to lunch. I couldn't say no."
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"I could've said no."
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"- Which is why you have 12 friends on Facebook. - Yeah."
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"Claire, honey, I got to tell you."
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"You really knocked it out of the park on the Hanover deal."
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"- Oh, come on, Dad. That was all you. - No, it was you."
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"- No, it was you! - It was you. it was your baby."
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"This was my whole flight."
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"Claire took the lead on her first project..."
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"at the company and scored a big one."
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"Best part is, she beat out that arrogant gasbag Earl Norton..."
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"over at Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets."
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"I wish I could see the look on his stupid face, face, face, face."
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"So, what's first?"
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"I think Manny wants to see the Opera House."
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"Actually, it was a long flight."
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"I was thinking maybe just... hang out on Bondi Beach."
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"That's a great idea, Manny."
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"Bondi Beach is topless."
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"Thank you, TripAdvisor."
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"- Beach it is. - Let's get this Aussie party started!"
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"Oh, my God. What's wrong with your mouth?"
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"¡Ay.! Your lips are huge!"
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"I think you're allergic to the Vehe-mi-te."
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"- No worries. - I'd be a little worried."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey,♪♪"
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"My mom said that Joe is fine..."
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"that he ate, he slept..."
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"he woke up and then he ate again."
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"Classic Joe."
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"So, uh, Luke and I are gonna take a break from the sun."
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"Yeah. We're kind of tired."
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"Tired of not seeing boobs."
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"Watching the natives take nourishment from their land..."
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"has made me acutely aware..."
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"of the fact that I am just saying words now."
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"What is wrong with me?"
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"I'm totally blocked."
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