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Clips from NewsRadio - Apartment (S05E05)

"I mean, where I come from,"
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"you got your cute girl and your puppy. Ha."
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"You're talking about a happy ending there."
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"You've got the soul of an artist, sir."
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"I'll take that as a compliment. How did the shut down go?"
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"Nothing. I just pulled the cord from the back of the computer."
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"How did the others take it?"
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"Well, I really didn't have the heart to break it to 'em."
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"I'm gonna tell them tomorrow."
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"Okay. That's probably for the best."
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"No!"
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"But, Max, I can only love you as a friend."
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"But what about our secret trysts here,"
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"break room?"
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"That was before I learned that you're not just my lover."
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"You're my cousin."
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"Surrender, earthlings."
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"Ha-ha. Paralyzed."
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"alien style."
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"Lisa? Dave?"
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"Oh, you two are friends?"
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"All right. Then there's a blurry picture"
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"Dave, who would wanna watch television"
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"Well, you're sleeping together again,"
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"From another planet."
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"Yes. But, Max,"
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"You don't know what suffering is."
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"Can't you threaten to fire him or something?"
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"between actual alien autopsy or coffee break,"
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"I've examined each candidate carefully"
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"It's all about commitment."
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"See, Alien comes from a small mining town."
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"He just loves life."
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"Just as Columbus claimed this great nation"
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"Daisy's gonna have to go back to the pound."
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"That's where their friends are."
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"[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]"
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"[GASPS] Dave, you do not deserve this apartment."
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"Matthew, come on."
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"Correct, David."
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"I mean, you've got"
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"When? Or "ow," whatever."
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"Just as I planned. Now we dance,"
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"and in a crime-ridden neighborhood."
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"Well, I think Lisa should get it."
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"[♪]"
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"Come on. Fair is fair. I saw it first."
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"I know flattery when I smell it."
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"thinking about your mom."
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"Gosh, working in the personnel department"
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"This will give people a chance to see"
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"Do you have any suggestions?"
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"Round one to Lisa."
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"Another point to Lisa."
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"Question two. If I was sick,"
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"That's gonna cost you a point, Lisa."
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"in Fort Lee, New Jersey."
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"Well, Beth, I can't think of a better way"
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"[♪]"
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"Okay, bye-bye. You can move in tomorrow."
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"Sorry. Thank you."
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"I won't go back on the air until this is settled."
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"[♪]"
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